There's an interesting thing about Elizabeth Hurley. There's a few actually. They actually form a cohesive thought, so please bear with me. Elizabeth Hurley is hot, as we have seen from movies like Bedazzled, Austin Powers, Serving Sara, etc. But that's movie makeup. Like a lot of celebrities, they aren't that hot without makeup on. The second thing is that there are a few actual naked pics of her on the net. But, they are of the non-makeup wearing type, and are thus very very unflattering. I have seen them, and I have not had any sort of inclination to right click and "save picture as.."

Which bring me to the point. Or rather, my point. If there are unflattering nude pics of myself out on the net, I would release nicely done, glamour nudes of myself to say to the world, "Clothes or no clothes, I am still a freaking hottie". So maybe this will get read and done pretty soon.

UPDATE: Apparently she has been filmed nude in a (few?) movie(s). After doing some light research, it is true, and unremarkable. Oh well.

My thoughts on Bedazzled
I'm Buffy. I always thought that's what she'd always be known as. To me though, she was the lesbian scene make-out girl. Cruel Intentions was one movie that was like an hour of crap, but that one minute scene made the whole movie totally worth it. The movie could have been 4 hours long, and still would have been worth it. Although SMG's performance was less than par. Her teeth were clenched shut, while that other girls tongue was forcing it's way into Sarah's mouth. How Randy!!!

I don't know what SMG is doing on a Japanese magazine, but I bet Japanese guys get a rise out of her in a skimpy tanktop 
OK. Jennifer Lopez, and Puff Daddy. I know I'm not the only guy who sees a riff. Maybe its cause of all that pot. Lesson to be learned kids. You want a hot chick? I think Puff Daddy knows what gets the women.
OK, Sandra Bullock isn't as fine as the other women here, but she's got one thing going for her that none of the other do. She lives in Austin, TX. I live in Austin,  TX. =D . All I need is her address and a long range pair of Binoculars. =D
She's hot isn't she? You betcha. I bet you can't guess who she is. When I saw her recently in the movie "House on Haunted Hill", I kept asking my sister, "Isn't that the girl from the Power Rangers?", and I got a very irritated "NO, shhhhh!". 5 minutes later I asked her again "Are you sure that's not the pink power ranger?". And she was like "are you retarded, that's Farmke Jannsen", and I was like, "Oh". Farmke Jannsen was Xenia Onnatop from the Bond Movie "Goldeneye". She's a sexier older Anna Jo Johnson. I really get a rise out of her. 

3 minutes later, "I'm pretty sure it's the pink power ranger". 

"SHUTUP!!!"
OK, I'm not a big fan. One day I was watching the Latino channel in Austin, and they have Latino Music videos. So anyway, Heartbreaker comes on, and I was floored. I was like, "Wow" and I drooled like a cup of drool. So then I was like, I have to find out about this person, and make her my next obsession. So I asked my sister, "Who's a young Latino singer? (cause I thought they only played Latino singers on that station)" and my sister was like, Gloria Estefan, and I was like, "No, she's too old" and that went on for a few days until I found a picture. Anyways, you can see her nipples.
She's from Canada, I guess, and she's really hot. And I don't really think that piece of clothing she's wearing belongs to her. I think it's something that belongs in the junior miss department. FYI she's a model, and a previous swimmer.  
For those of you who can't tell, This is Charisma Carpenter, or Cordelia on the show. As you can see, soooo fine, so very very fine! Yet her character acts as a cheese grater, grating a certain. No body like a bitch, yet, look! So very very fine!!! 

Now, if some guy in the back of a van took this picture, it would be a picture in extremely bad taste. However, Rolling Stones took this picture, so it's art. I like art. 
This is about all of the picture I can show. I came across this surfing Japanese web sites. I like this picture. The artist really is talented. On top of that, she looks like a girl I know. A lot!  =D

 

If you want to see the rest of this picture, you have to be the legal age to view this sort of material, and as a precaution, I have zipped it.

click HERE

Poor poor Jennifer Love Hewitt. She recently attended the annual Teen Choice Awards, and she didn't come home with any awards! Shocked, stunned, disbelief. How can this be? Ousted by Britney Spears, she lost the title of the hottie of the year. And to make matters even worse, she went to the award ceremony by herself! How can that be! I mean, yeah its great to know she's available, but to go alone? I.. <breaking up> I.... wha...I...ta... 
She puts the "rrrr" in Tyra. Me describing how stunning she is would be redundant. It's only a pity that she isn't in any big movies. The possibilities!!!