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Saturday, 11/15/03 I'm still here

Let's see. I don't know why I didn't write about it then, but I went to see Scary Movie 3 on Tuesday. I thought it would be deserted for 12 noon on a Tuesday. But when I got there it was so crowded I went inside to buy my ticket instead of standing in line. So I go, and there a bunch of kids. I wouldn't say a lot, but enough. Yeah, they talked a little, and one kid had a laser pointer, but it's still 100 times better than seeing a movie in Houston.

Besides that, nothing really happened this week. I'm starting to run low on toiletries and such. I'm anal though, so like for me, 8 rolls of toilet paper is running low, and I only feel comfortable when I have around 32 in stock. I'm glad I'm running out of toothpaste so I can switch to a regular one and stop using the hippy one with all their herbs and natural whitening action that doesn't work. I should also get some more shampoo cause its low, and its hard to gauge how much is left, and I don't want to wake up one morning, get into the shower, and find out its all gone, and then my day would be ruined cause I wouldn't be able to cope with something like running out of shampoo.

I finally got all my coupons from best buy.  I have $20 worth of coupons and I also got 10% off of 5 games and movies. Kindergarten Cop, here I come!

Tuesday, 11/11/03 I'm laughing my ass off

So I just got done watching "The Breakfast Club". It's a pretty good movie. I wont go into details, but it involves 5 kids with detention. The Criminal, the Prom Queen, the Jock, the Nerd, and the Goth Chick. Let me tell you how it ends. Jock hooks up with the Goth Chick, Criminal Hooks up with the Prom queen, and the nerd got to write the essay. Yeah, I see what's up. So criminal or Jock. maybe a little of both, that way I'll be doubly irresistible.

Thursday, 11/06/03 ...interesting

So lets see. I attended my cardio class because attendance is mandatory, but I went home straight afterwards. I proceeded to rest up. I don't remember when, but I had invited Marisela to the movies as a date, but then yesterday she told me she only liked me as a friend. But we still went anyway, and I guess I've matured a little, cause instead of being hurt or mad at her, I was pretty indifferent. And when I actually did see her, I was like, "Dang! She's hot, too bad I'll never be with her." forbidden fruit. oh well. Such is life. There's always something better around the corner right? I had originally wanted to go to Boston market to grab something quick to eat since she didn't want to go to a "dinner" dinner, but I also wanted good seats for the movie, so we went to the theater and ate movie theater hot dogs. Get this, 1 large soda + 2 hot dogs = $11.00. $11.00 !!!!!!!!!!!!! For 2 hotdogs and a coke!!!!!! Man, that's a fancy restaurant right there! I could have gotten 2 meals at Boston Market, and I would have too! Gah!

Oh yeah. So were sitting through the commercials that come before the previews, and now they start showing commercials not just for coke, or gift cards, but like cars and stuff. And I lean over to Marisela, and I said, "The day they show tampon commercials in movie theaters, is the day I stop going to the movies." So then the next commercial comes on, and there's this woman in a sun dress, or a sarong, and she walking down the beach, and its all sunny, and the waves are... waving, and then pink butterflies start magically coming from the ocean water, and then it shows her lying down. So then I get up out of my seat, never to return to movie theaters again, but luckily it was a commercial for perfume and not maxi pads or feminine hygiene products, like Summer Breeze.

Wednesday, 11/05/03 My tonsils feel like they're going to explode

So I've been sick since Monday. I went to the doctor on Tuesday, and he hooked my up with some antibiotics. Its Wednesday, and I opened the lab, but billygoat let me go home. I guess I really must look like shit. So here I am. I can't sleep or my nose will close up, my throat is ultra sore, and my eyes feel like they may burst too. So I cleaned up a little. I have to study for my test tomorrow.

Sunday, 11/02/03 Kids say the darnedest things

 FreedomGirl: hello
 FreedomGirl: wat r u doing?
 GDL Grey: hello
 GDL Grey: im watching a movie
 FreedomGirl: cool
 GDL Grey: indiana jones
 FreedomGirl: I want to see your halloween pic
 GDL Grey: but its for adults!
 FreedomGirl: nope
 FreedomGirl: your mom told me to look at it
 GDL Grey: http://paintballnewbies.com/gdl/HalloweenPhotos.htm
 GDL Grey: ok, my mom is a bad mom then
 GDL Grey: its going to take a long time to load
 FreedomGirl: well it is already loading
 GDL Grey: ok, but there are a lot of pics
 FreedomGirl: I almost see the whole you
 FreedomGirl: and y is 4 adults?
 FreedomGirl: ?
 GDL Grey: just keep watching, there are more pics below
 FreedomGirl: I know, I see the cat
 FreedomGirl: is that at your house? or at work
 GDL Grey: no, thats someone elses house
 FreedomGirl: ohh
 FreedomGirl: I was just going to say that
 FreedomGirl: Are these people from school, or r they just friends
 GDL Grey: some go to the same school
 FreedomGirl: oh
 FreedomGirl: does cathy know any of them?
 GDL Grey: i dont think so
 FreedomGirl: I liked the pics except thast I didn't see them all
 GDL Grey: what do you mean?
 FreedomGirl: some of them loaded some didnt
 FreedomGirl: then I got bored
 GDL Grey: oh, so you didnt see the topless girl
 GDL Grey: or all the men dressed as women
 FreedomGirl: oh cool
 GDL Grey: you kids now a days have no patience
 FreedomGirl: bout the men
 FreedomGirl: dressed as girls
 FreedomGirl: tank you
 FreedomGirl: is that forest sprite one the topless
 FreedomGirl: if she is
 FreedomGirl: then she doesn't look like it
 GDL Grey: a forest sprite or topless?
 FreedomGirl: is the forest sprite one the topless person you are talking about
 GDL Grey: yes
 GDL Grey: why? she doesnt look topless to you?
 FreedomGirl: nope
 GDL Grey: but she was
 FreedomGirl: ewww
 FreedomGirl: y
 GDL Grey: when you grow up youll understand
 FreedomGirl: was she drunk?
 GDL Grey: what do you think of my costume?
 FreedomGirl: it was weird!
 FreedomGirl: oh the dude wearin the dress is funny!!!!!!
 FreedomGirl: :-D
 GDL Grey: every one thought hed make a good girl
 FreedomGirl: :-D
 FreedomGirl: hahahhahahahaha
 FreedomGirl: is his ears pierced before
 FreedomGirl: the girl thingy
 GDL Grey: i dunno
 FreedomGirl: cuz i don't think that those earrings r clip ons
 GDL Grey: oh
 FreedomGirl: cuz i tink tat he borrowed his moms earrings
 GDL Grey: lol
 FreedomGirl: :-D
 FreedomGirl: and i think tat he borrowed his sis's jewels, dress and prob the shoes if he were wearing the girl shoes
 FreedomGirl: or it still mite be his moms
 FreedomGirl: i can't believe it fit
 FreedomGirl: or he mite have bought all that stuff
 FreedomGirl: tats a lot of money that he spent if he bought it all
 GDL Grey: haha
 GDL Grey: he doesn't have a sister
 FreedomGirl: oh
 FreedomGirl: his mom then
 FreedomGirl: or the store
 FreedomGirl: i think tat the store manager was a bit confused bout y a boy would by girl stuff

Saturday, 11/01/03

It's always had to sleep in a place that's strange to you. I couldn't fall asleep. But eventually you always do. So the plan was I go to the Wells Fargo on Guadalupe. So I march all the way there, the length of Guadalupe from Taco Bell all the way to Wells Fargo. I learned that when wearing army boots, always wear 2 pairs of socks. God my blisters are huge. So I get there, and I find out they aren't open on Saturdays. And guess who's above having an ATM card. So I couldn't get money that way either. So I took the bus back to Mari's place, and the bus driver missed my stop.

Eventually I get enough money to get my car back, and Mari graciously dives me there. So I get my car, come home and sleep.

I finally wake up and me and Rurouni trade Halloween stories over dinner.

Friday 10/31/03, Details

So Marisela invited me to a halloween party. As said in earlier posts, I has gone to great lengths to get my costume as accurate as possible. I dunno why people start parties at 10. I mean yeah its more fun when it goes early into the morning, I guess, but starting it earlier means more playtime.

So I arrive to the party destination. There were people standing in the driveway, and I approached them and said hello. It looked like 3 women, but it turns out to be only 2 and one in drag. So they inform me that the party has moved and were doing it somewhere else. So I'm like, OK. and then the fairy girl, whose name I later learned was Marika, asked me if I drove and if I could take anyone. I said yes, 2. So I went to put the beer back in my car, and she jumped in the car with me. So hey, that's not too crazy, some girl jumping into my car with me that I just met. So I'm driving to the new party and Marisela calls me on my phone, and Marika was duly impressed with its functionality. I looked over and I started to get the impression that she was topless. So here I am, driving to a new party, with what I think is a topless girl, singling along to my Beatles CD.

So after driving around west campus, and what seems like circles, we finally get there. By that time, I'm sure she's topless, and most of my higher level brain function has been replaced with me going "boobies! boobies! boobies!" ad infinitum. So she points out an open spot and I just pull in, ignoring the warnings of being towed.

So we go to the party, and its at a house, and people get drunk, someone pulls out a bong, etc. Lots of people were wasted. Merriment was had by all.

At one point, I think I hear my alarm go off, and I check my car and its gone. Strangely I knew it was towed and not stolen. Cause there was a tow away sign. Anyway, I called and yeah, I was towed. So I went back to the party. I was pissed

Me and a guy named Wes, who by the way recognized my Halloween costume, was drunk guy chatting with me, and there were some girls in a quasi-balcony and they had gotten the cross dressing Kent to do pushups for them. So both me and Wes eye them, and I was like, maybe we should invite them over. And being drunk, he agreed. So he gets up, walks to the fence and invites them over. They agree, and go back inside. I was like, "If they're ugly, it's all you man". 5 minutes pass and no girls. So Wes, who was drunker now, was like, "lets go over there and find them", and I was like, "Nah", and he says "Have you been laid in the last few days?", to which I replied, "No", and he responded, "Neither have I, lets go." Well I can't argue with drunk guy logic. So we go over there, we approximate where the apartment would be, and we were confronted by an Indian guy, and we were like "Are there a bunch of hot babes in there?", and he said, "Well, I live in that one, so that's probably the apartment your looking for, but the girl who lives there is down in unit one" But surely the girls we saw were in there. So Wes decides to ring the doorbell, but to no avail. It was a good thing too, cause it could have been old people. Scary old people.

Anyway, for some reason, the party was over, and the hosts kicked us out. So we walked like 8 blocks to another party, and it was packed. But there wasn't any hard liquor there so that bummed out a lot of people in the group I was traveling in.  So we went back. I had to spend the night at Marisela's because no one was sober enough to drive.

So in summary, car got towed = bad; bunch of hot chicks, one topless one,  drunk and leaning on me = good.

Friday 10/31/03, The Big Party

I'll put up a link for the pic page first.

Thursday, 10/30/03, Sometimes the small things in life help

So I went to my work out class as usual. Nothing interesting happened. Afterwards I was hungry, so I went to O's cause it was nearby. So i get a bagel sandwich and i head to the cashier station, where there was a busty cashier with a low cut spaghetti string tank top. So I was like, hello cleavage. I ordered a soda cause I was also thirsty. So then she rings me up and all that, and she's like, "have a nice day!", but I told her she didn't give me my cup for soda. So she looks on the counter, and there weren't any, so she had to bend over a little to check the first shelf under the counter, and well, someone wasn't wearing a bra. So I thanked god, and put the image into long term storage, when she discovered that there were  none on the first shelf, and that she should check the bottom shelf, where she just bent lower. All sorts of angles. Anyway, my nose started bleeding, and I ran away without my soda.

I'm getting better I think. Its been a week and 2 days before I've been to Best Buy. They had a bunch of horror movies on sale. I got 8 DVDs for $80. Thats a good deal. Its funny, Halloween, they sell scary movies on sale. Summer I guess they sell action films. Fall they sell romance comedies. I don't know where I'm going with this.

I wanted to be a certain person for Halloween, and one part of the costume required me to get a cavalry insiginia. So I was thinking about it, and I realized that something like that might be really expensive. But when I got into the store, it was like $5 brand new. And I had eliminated the Lt. Col. Medal cause I thought that would be too expensive too, but it turned out to be $5 also. So now I'm a Lt. Col. of the Airborne Cavalry. I managed to find the other ingredients for my costume as well.

Wednesday, 10/29/03

Drove to Dallas to get my cat.

Monday, 10/27/03 - Tuesday, 10/28/03

Project

Sunday, 10/26/03 The Useless things I learn watching TV

So I watched a lot of Food Network and History channel, AKA the War Channel. On Modern Marvels, I learned all about Bunkers. Then the next one, I learned all about Bunker Busters, in the form of trebuchets, all the way to laser guided bombs. How grand.  learned all about Kamikaze army units that were implemented by both Japanese and German Armies. How harsh. There's this TV show where the guy makes everything out of chocolate. He made a castle, and that was the biggest thing made out of chocolate I've ever seen. He had this special container with melted chocolate. It was crazy.

Anyway, I return to my austere lifestyle of no TV, except for maybe the occasional Simpsons, and News.

Saturday, 10/25/03 For $30, my steak better frickin' sing to me

So besides working diligently on my project, we went to Taste of Texas for my mothers birthday. We had to wait an hour, but they had a waiting area with TV's and free drinks and chips and popcorn, so it was bearable. I can't emphasize that we need to instill  the fear of god in children  by beating them more. One of my aunts had a pre-emptive strike method which I think in Phillip's case, needs to be implemented. It's a very simple concept, and it goes like this:

It is a given that a particular child will screw up when they go out. But since it is taboo to beat your child in public, and sometimes threatening a child with bodily harm when they get home doesn't have an immediate effect, you beat your child at home, BEFORE they go out. It's a "I know your gonna cause trouble, so I'm gonna spank you now."

So the food at Taste of Texas has really gone down the drain. We ordered $30 steaks, and they were too chewy, and not tender enough. Which really sucked. Plus we had a table for 12, but they didn't have one, so they had 2 tables of 6. Guess who got stuck at the kiddie table. Jeez, 25 years old, and I still get disrespected.

Friday, 10/24/03 Incase nothing interesting happens for the rest of the day.

As I was walking from the bus to school, I looked inside the taco stand outside of the RLM building. They have closed circuit cameras looking inside and outside the stand. I think that's pretty ridiculous. What is someone going to do? Steal some tortillas? "Oh no! someone stole the lettuce and ground beef! We need that! The children need that! Ay dios mio!"

Thursday, 10/23/03, Fresh Choice Closes at 9

My life is boring. I want and don't want a girlfriend at the exact same time, and it's so hard to find any strength to go out and look for one. So I play videogames, the new drug. Currently I'm experimenting with Generals. It gives me a nice high, and it makes me forget the things that make me depressed. Its funny cause Para sucks at it, so it must not be strong enough, or he can't get over his feelings or whatever. 

Wednesday, 10/22/03, Nothing happened today, so lets make stuff up

I was typing a bunch of weird keywords into google image search, and here's some funny pics I found:
orgasm if you remember the anime, this will be extremely disturbing
She Devil
Alan Fong
Dumpling
Adam Hsieh

Anyway, I've been working on my project all day, and its hard. I had Fuddruckers for dinner.
 

Tuesday, 10/21/03, SSDD

Indiana Jones Trilogy came out today. I snatched it up. And a bunch of other movies, like the Brat pack, which is  "16 Candles", "Breakfast Club", and "Weird Science". As well as Logan's Run, Amityville Horror, Species, Once Bitten, both Charlie's Angels. I have to rethink my DVD shelf situation, since it's at critical capacity. I've been wracking my brain about my project. I talked to my TA for like 30 minutes, and he helped a little. The only thing that scares me is school work and dinosaurs. But since dinosaurs are imaginary, only school work is left. Oh well. I'm salty, so I'm gonna take a shower.

Monday, 10/20/03, AIM

I guess this goes in the category "oops". So I've been removing people from my aim list who I don't talk to anymore, particularly the type where there was dating involved, and then no dating, and then no communication. I guess I don't like seeing them online, and not talking to me ever. So, out of sight, out of mind. That's my way of dealing I guess. But it turns out that the setting on Trillian blocks anyone who isn't on my contact list, so even if they wanted to say "hello", or they're "sorry they picked some other guy over me, but they see the light and want to be with me again",  they couldn't because Trillian automatically blocks anyone who isn't on my list. So then it'll look to them that I was petty and I blocked them.

So I took it off. But then within an hour of doing so, I was bombarded with spam IMs. So I put it back on. Eh, I'm pretty sure those girls are happy with their boyfriends anyway.

So I was driving back from dinner with Hunter, and one of the songs I used as an AIM alert for one of the girls I was interested in played, and it brought back memories of her, and our short time together. It was bitter sweet nostalgia. And I wonder, why do I do that? Because now there are a bunch of songs I don't want to listen to cause they remind me of women who I'm no longer with anymore. Sometimes I can't stand to listen to them, and sometimes I listen to them to remember. Should I stop doing this in the future? People are strange creatures.

Saturday, 10/18/03, Mostly Dishes

Dishes. Cooking Shows. Videogames. Wok and Roll.

Someone, somewhere, somehow managed to access my brain and delve into the region where my fantasies are kept.

Friday, 10/17/03 Test

Test. Chilis. Unbreakable. GI Joe Lego Naval Assault Craft

Thursday, 10/16/03 Humans are weak and stupid.

I don't know where to start, so I guess I'll start with what happened. As I was leaving my Networking class, I saw Maria with her boyfriend, and they were kissing. In public. Repeatedly. 

And I felt sad, and hurt. but of course words can never describe it, but we sorta know, and we can relate.

I had been trying to get her out of my head. But a lot of times I find myself awake at night just thinking about her. I know I shouldn't. I know I don't want to, but I do. How long does it take? 

I guess its cause I'm not where she is. She moved on very quickly. I guess I didn't matter to her as much as she mattered to me. So I guess it was much much easier for her to just hook up so quickly after she said her final goodbye to me.

I've tried to move on, but I've been very unsuccessful, and it just brings me back to square one, and my memories of Maria.

I try to rationalize it, objectively. Just watching her with her new boyfriend, just for 5 minutes, shows to me how much she didn't like me, or how much she likes him better. They kiss and hug and do all sorts of things in public. Maria never displayed any affection for me in public. Never. I guess that hurts too.

 And I sit there and all I can do is think about how much time and effort I spent on her. All the drives. Dealing with her and her braces, and helping her through that rough period. Dealing with all her problems, yet being there and supporting her. Teaching her english, and bridging the gap between societies. I even helped her become more attractive. She doesn't look now what she looked back then.

And this just teaches me negatives lessions. I shouldn't be a nice guy. I shouldn't be helpful, or anything. I shouldn't be caring or compassionate or anything. Because those things aren't a 4.0 GPA, or being book smart. They aren't coming from a culturally acceptable background.I don't know.

Like I was saying, I try to rationalize it. Maria wasn't good for me. She never contributed to the relationship. She was always putting me down, pushing me away, and hurting my feelings. I thought if I could deal, and to prove to her how much I care, that everything would be ok.

But we all know how it ended up.

But of course, it hurts. It still does. And how does a person deal with it?

There is nothing anyone can say to me to make me feel better. Cause it all turns out to be wrong.

So as a human, you become less caring, and you develop a hard heart. You can't be sensitive anymore, cause it hurts way too much. So you stop caring. You become mean and bitter. I know. Its horrible to hear me say this, but its way better than the alternative.

And what sucks the most is that if given a chance to be with her again, half of me would say yes. I need to make it that none of me would.

They say it is better to have love and lost than to never have loved at all. I'm pretty sure that was concatenated from "it is better to have loved and lost your lover to the ocean or cancer, than to never have loved them at all." cause really, If I had only one chance to go into the past. I would go to that one time me and Maria were sitting on the bench. The day that we got together finally, after walking all over campus and listening to her voice her concerns over dating me. I would go back in time and stop myself right there. No, actually, I would have stopped myself from ever offering to teach her how to tango in the Painter lab.

and I would have no regrets.

But then again, maybe I'm a bad person.

Tuesday, 10/14/03, Overheard Conversation

So as I was walking towards my networking class from my Cardio class, and I heard a girl say: "God, you don't know how many times I almost dropped my rifle this morning"

Anyway, they were selling "The Matrix Reloaded" at Best Buy for $15. I got a copy. Plus Heat, and Scarface, and Clockwork Orange, and Kingdom Hearts. All on sale.

As I got home from Best Buy, a huge ass box was on my door step. It was my toys from KB. Schweeeeet.

I went back to school to work on the project with my partner. Then we go to Sampaio's for lunch. I ordered the "Chicken Salad with Fruit". I got the "Chicken Enchiladas". Now, I'm pretty sure I don't have an accent or a lisp, but anyway. That one plate of enchiladas put me over the edge, and now I can't even stand to look at one.

Monday, 10/13/03, Enchiladas, Enchiladas! As far as the eye can see!

So I still have a huge bowl of the enchilada filling, so I've been eating enchiladas for lunch. And Dinner. And Breakfast. And afternoon snack. And mid morning snack. I put a cantaloupe on the side and called it brunch. I mixed some into kitty's moist cat food. I used it to caulk my shower, and I use it instead of toothpaste. It gives my mouth a spicy chicken clean.

Sunday, 10/12/03, My secrets revealed!!!!!

This is my award winning spicy shredded chicken enchilada recipe:

Ingredients:

chicken pieces. I used about 2 large family packs of thighs. around 20 thighs?  you can use breasts if you want too.
onions. I used around 4 large
garlic. I used 1 and a half cloves, not pieces, the whole garlic cloves. yes, that much.
cumin. I used 2-3 tablespoons
chili powder, divided into
    Cayenne Powder
    Red Chili Powder
    Paprika
    I used 1-2 tablespoons each, depending on how spicy you like it
tomato paste. I used 2 cans
pickled jalapenos. I used 1 small can
pepper. I used 1 tablespoon
salt. about 3 tablespoons, or more, according to taste.
cilantro. I used 1 bunch.
tomatoes. I used 2
bell peppers. I used 2 red, and 2 green.
chicken broth. i used 3 cans
Mexican stewed tomatoes. i used 2 cans
oregano. I used 1 tablespoon
white wine. I used a cup
chipotle peppers in a can. I used 2 cans
corn tortillas. preferably a good brand that uses LARD.
shredded cheese. I bought 2 packages, one of a jalapeno jack cheese, and a Mexican cheese mix.

So the biggest part is making the shredded chicken stuffing. First, in a large frying pan, I browned the chicken thighs for 2 minutes on each side at medium high heat. I did it in batches because I had a lot of pieces, but in between batches I poured the chicken fat into a 12 qt. sauce pan. It is important to brown them with their skin on, so you do not need to add any oil, and it will later provide the oil for the pot. I put the chicken thighs aside on a plate. After browning the pieces, I poured all remaining fat from the pan into the pot.

Turning the heat on high under the pot, I put the finely minced garlic into the fat. after 1 minute, I put 1 and a half finely chopped onions in. Sautee that for an additional minute, then add 1 diced red and green bell pepper. Sautee that for another minute. Then add all your dry spices, the chili powders, the cumin, pepper, salt, and the oregano. Sautee that for 30 seconds or so. Do all this stirring constantly.

Then add in 1 can of chicken stock, stir, add in 1 can of tomato paste, and 1 can of the Mexican stewed tomatoes. Stir that until it becomes even. Then  add another can of stock, another can of paste, and another can of stewed tomatoes. Chop up half the cilantro bunch, and mix it into the stew.

Once you have added all the cans of stock and tomatoes, add the chicken pieces to the stew and put the stove to high, until it bubbles. Then set it to low, and let it simmer for 3 hours, stirring it periodically. After 3 hours, the meat should be so tender, that you can stir the pot vigorously with a large wooden spoon, and the meat will separate from the bones. Fish the bones out of the stock with a pair of tongs. Search for big chunks with the tongs and shred them against the side of the pot with the tongs and the spoon. Let it simmer for another hour, stirring it constantly, until it reduces to the desired thickness. Dice up the remaining fresh vegetables, the peppers, the onions, the cilantro, and mix them into the stew.  Remove from heat.

Dice the tomatoes. Sprinkle some cheese, onion, and tomato on a corn tortilla, then spoon a small amount of the stuffing onto the tortilla, and roll it. Place it in a pan, and repeat until the desired number of enchiladas is reached. Scoop some more of the stuffing on top of the enchiladas, and spread it into a semi-thin layer. Top with cheese. Bake in the oven for 350' for 10-13 minutes. Serve.

Saturday, 10/11/03, I rule.

So I wake up. Kitty was so nice as to not wake me up. I went grocery shopping, and I started preparing my enchiladas. Lera came over and we worked on the project, and she helped me out a tiny bit with the enchiladas. I learned that Mission Corn Tortillas suck, and that they don't stay together, rather, they burts open and ruin your enchilada. But when it come down to the line, my enchiladas won, they were the most eaten. And everyone I asked like the shredded chicken ones the best. Go me. I'll post the recipe sometime. But mostly it was the Mexican stewed chicken. That stuff was good and spicy.

Friday, 10/10/03, Keyboards and mice suck

I got a sore throat today. It's cause Billyjoe was sick and he used the proctor machine, and then the next day I used the proctor machine. I need to invent something to prevent that from happening. Nothing interesting at school happened today. All the hot girls went to Dallas to watch the game. I went home and I watched movies, and played games. No, wait, I slept. But when I woke up I watched Jerry McGuire. Show me the Monkey. Before my nap, I tried to watch "Where Eagles Dare". It starrs Clint Eastwood, but it really starred Richard Burton. It was funny cause there were so many "I'm a spy, who's really a double agent, but not really, I'm only pretending to be a double agent, but I'm going to double cross you just now, but just to make them believe that I'm a double double agent. But then later I'll make things right again." Well, I'm off to bed. I cant wait to sleep.

Thursday, 10/09/03, Humans are Weak Part 2

So I saw KB was giving a court ordered 30% discount, and I just had to get some goodies. They didn't have any of the cool stuff in the stores which they sold online. But I managed to get some really cheap generic Lego sets. One of a destroyer, and another of an F-18. I also got a Tie Fighter, but that wasn't a Lego. So I was browsing online for the cool stuff and I came across this:

http://shop.lego.com/product.asp?p=10030&t=3&d=5&c=F8D28F4E%2D03A7%2D4712%2DBB2A%2DFADB9116A28F

I have never wanted anything more in my life, other than Jennifer Love Hewitt and sex. But look at it! First, it's $300. Second it consists of 3000+ pieces. Putting that together would be a logistical nightmare. 3000+ pieces? I'm sure as soon as you open the box, which I'm sure would be the size of a small dryer, you'd lose 50-75 pieces easy. And putting it together? Like they show you a picture of a piece. I'm sure it'd take you at least 10-60 minutes to find that piece among the other 3000 pieces. And if you make a mistake early, but only manifests itself later, you have a whole lot of trouble shooting to do. And unbuilding.

Anyway, I ordered an Abrams tank, a Tie Bomber, and a GI Joe water craft. All much lower in cost, and greater in simplicity. But still. I want it so bad. It's funny, cause it costs more than any gaming system out, out about 6 games at full price, and I know after I put it together, it's gonna sit there.

I also made a new comic yesterday, but I didn't want to detract from my funny post yesterday.

Wednesday, 10/08/03, Humans are so weak, or why I am a genius playwright. (I spelt genius wrong the first time. And yes, spelt is a word, I just didn't use it right)

So I wake up this morning, and my alarm goes off, and I turn it off. Then I say to myself: "It's Saturday. Why did I set my alarm on Saturday?" and then I went back to sleep for an hour. I woke up after a particularly nice dream, and I looked at my clock, and all of a sudden, I realize, it's not Saturday. Saturday does not come after Tuesday. So, oh shit, I'm really late for work. So I get to work and everyone's severely pissed off. Anyway, there was this girl in the lab, and she was wearing a short skirt and a tight top, and she was easily a D cup, and she had a proportionately tiny waist. So she was very very hot, and me, Billygoat, and Rurouni could not for the life of us stop watching her. I mean, I understand things like that are nice to look at, but probably not that nice to be with. So why do we keep staring?

Back to me and not waking up on time. I dunno. I think I wouldn't make that great of a parent. Here's a little play:

8:00 am
Kids: "Dad! wake up! you have to drive us to school!"
Me: "uhhhhhhhhh"
Kids: "C'mon wake up!"
Me: <smacks kids, goes back to sleep>

or alternatively

Kids: "C'mon wake up!"
Me: "Here are the car keys, drive yourselves to school"<goes back to bed>
Kids: "But we're only in elementary school!"
Me: "If videogames has taught you kids anything, it's quick reflexes and hand eye coordination. That's the only thing you need to drive; that and red means stop. yall will be fine. Oh yeah, and fill up the tank"

or alternatively

Kids: "C'mon wake up!"
Me: "Here are the car keys, drive yourselves to school"<goes back to bed>
Kids: "Yaaaaaaay!" <grab keys, run out the door, never to be heard from again.>
<6 weeks later>
Wife: "Honey? we got a postcard in the mail from Wisconsin, .......from our kids. I thought you said that you sent them to summer camp, which was strange cause it was October at the time. Do you know anything about this?"
Me: "nope." <goes back to eating cereal>

Tuesday, 10/07/03 Cause its such a difficult major.

I took my midterm in Cardiovascular and weight training. I didn't study for it. I was also late. By the time I got my test, everyone else had finished theirs. So I just guessed randomly. "Yeah, that looks like a good answer". I ended up getting a 100%. Go me.

The rest of my day was boring.

I was thinking though. Prostitution is illegal in most places. Yet, pornography is legal. So say I'm making a porno. And I pick up a girl off the street, and since I'm making a porn, it's only right that I should pay her. So if I have sex with her, its ok, cause I'm making a porno. But If I forget my camera at home, its illegal. Why is that? Maybe it's like in regular movies, where they show people killing each other, and that's ok, because it is fake, but you can't kill people in real life. But then that would mean that it would be fake in a porno. That can't be! It's gotta be real! My tiny world has come crashing down upon itself!

Monday, 10/06/03, She's not wearing a bra, because, she's got a cold, and it helps her breathe easier. I don't know why she's wearing such a low cut top though.

I think that's the longest tag line since I've started doing tag lines. Work and Study. Games and Food. Sleep and uh, More sleep.

Sunday, 10/05/03 4 things

I didn't do much these past few days. I just played videogames, ate, slept, watched movies. I cleaned and did laundry. I saw Dream Catcher, and it was decent up until the end, where they totally diverged from the book. Rotisserie chicken and Flavor wave chicken. I watched Showtime, blah blah. Yeah, my life is sucking about right now. I am playing a lot of games.

This is one of those, imagine what came before and afterwards pics:

Thursday, 10/02/03, Men are flawed too.

I wanted to skip my classes so bad today. But I woke up, and I got to my classes on time. I took my test, and I did ok. I finished 2nd in my section. Afterwards, the pmcl guys went to Bone Daddy's. It was fun to look at. I don't understand places like that. Why do they put TV's with sports on it? I'd much rather look at the pretty waitresses. Why do they need something to detract from that? Oh well. At least I know where to spend my time looking. Football indeed.

Wednesday, 10/01/03, If by studying, you mean play videogames for hours and hours on end, then yes, I did study. A lot.

My test is tomorrow, so what better way to prepare for it than by playing Generals. Nothing interesting happened today. I fed billyjoe a ton of leftover waffles.

Tuesday, 09/30/03, Why I'm an intellectual whore.

So lets get the stuff that really happened today. I was reading the Daily Texan, and Threadgills is having a Chicken fried Tuesday. It was a 2 for 1 deal on anything chicken fried. Beef, Chicken, Pork. I got 2 for myself, and took one home. The chicken was really good, the pork was ok, but the fat rind had a weird bad pork taste. The sides were ok.

So I don't think I'm going to see Candice again. I'm recognizing a pattern where our dates are cancelled, or they are pushed back and then cancelled. She says its cause she has to study for the LSAT, but she still has time to see her other friends, so I can take a hint. Anyway the bottom line is that I don't see her enough, and she doesn't seem terribly interested in seeing me.

So now I'm in the trough of my emotional rollercoaster, and its time to get critical of women. Mind you, I'm not being critical of Candice, I'm being critical of women on my age generation/range. I might say Candice, and while that is true, it is also true for the majority of the women in my generation.

1. Candice said to me that she didn't want to be in a relationship/date cause she was afraid of losing me as a friend. It makes sense in a realistic way. People have a way of disappearing after a relationship goes sour. Now it has been said that I am smart funny and sensitive, blah blah. Nice guy material. So, they don't want to have a relationship with me cause they are afraid of losing a smart funny guy. So does that means the people they are having relationships/dating aren't any of these qualities and are jerks? Or women have been lying to me my entire life? Doesn't make sense to me. I'd want to have a relationship with a smart funny beautiful, etc etc. I don't want to have a relationship with someone uninteresting, just incase it won't work out, it won't be a great loss. I think because if you are dating someone who is a jerk, it's not going to last. See #3

2. I overheard a girl on the bus saying that no nice guys never ask her out. That only jerks and arrogant asses ask her out. And that she wishes that nice guys asked her out. Let me tell you why it's the girl's fault. Lets talk about nice guys first. They are just that. Nice. They are shy, and funny, and stuff. Nice guys never think of themselves as god's gift to women, and that every girl they meet is dying to sleep with them. And most nice guys look for more than looks, they want to get to know the girl they want to meet as a person. See, "Jerks" see someone they find physically attractive, and they ask them out right away. "Jerks"  don't bother to get to know the girl. They don't do any groundwork. A nice guy will go to the trouble of getting to know a girl, to talk to her, and be funny, and get the girl to like them. And then what happens? The girl meets a funny, intelligent witty guy, and doesn't want to lose him as a friend by having a relationship. See #1.

3. Which brings up my 3rd point. Why women want/need a lot of guy friends. Now, things now are different in this day and age, but in the past, when men were dominant, Men had their guy buddies, and women had their women buddies. And that worked out for many reasons. Women weren't dating each other, and guys don't date each other. So therefore when 1 from each group got together in a relationship, they did not have to worry that there might be anything going on when they hang out with their friends, cause there's no possibility something can be going on. It lends itself to giving peace of mind. 

But now women want to have all these guy friends. Why? Is it because they weren't allowed to have them in the past? Is it because they are secretly promiscuous and they want a wide assortment of candidates for when they get it on? Is it because girls are so boring that they can't even stand to be friends with themselves? I dunno, but that's a problem. Guys want to have sex with all the attractive girls they come across. Most people usually think their significant other is attractive. Guys don't trust other guys when it comes to women. There's always the possibility that some guy has impure intentions and is going to hit on your woman, or at least try and undermine your relationship. So when your girlfriend is going to hang out with her guy friends, it makes the boyfriend uneasy. They don't know these guys. They might be hitting on her. Or worse. So then the boyfriend is in a peculiar situation.  They can become clingy, and try and monitor all the activities of the girlfriend. They don't want to lose their girlfriend.  See, they wouldn't have to do this if they knew that there was no possibility of anything going on, like in the girls are friends with girls. But like I said, that's not the case today.

Think of it like this. A relationship is a farmer and a seed. He's going to go to the trouble of planting the seed, watering and caring for it, and its going to grow into a beautiful tree. So then later when its time to collect the fruits, he's going to protect the tree and the work he did, and not let anyone come in and get the fruits. He is also not going to let anyone just come and claim the tree and take it away. He put time and effort and resources into nurturing the tree. The farmer tree relationship goes both ways. The men are both the farmer and tree, and women are both the farmer and tree. Why would he stop caring for the tree after a bit? I mean, its his tree. Unless he found another tree, or he doesn't respect the tree and just lets anyone do what they want to the tree.

The other option for the boyfriend is not to do anything, but that is synonymous to not caring. And if you don't care, why are you in the relationship, more specifically, why are you ignoring the common knowledge that other men are going to hit on your woman? Because this particular brand of boyfriend either has had his way with the girlfriend, and is ready to move on, I.E. isn't attractive enough to keep around, or is already currently seeing someone else. Bottom line, if he's not clingy, he doesn't care, and he probably is seeing someone else.

How would a woman today feel if their boyfriend had a lot of girls that were friends? I know in the past that woman would do their best to get the guy to stop seeing them in any fashion. What about now?  I still feel it holds true, therefore it is a double standard that women don't live up to.

Anyway, I've lost my train of though, and my coherency and organization is going all to hell, so I'll stop for now.

Monday, 09/29/03, Load 10 rocket guys into a van that they can shoot out of, and what do you get? A flaming rocket death van.

So Rurouni got C&C: Zero Hour, and its pretty sweet. I wont waste time talking about the details except its pretty cool and there are some pretty cheap things you can do in it.

My CS372, Operating Systems, partner showed up at the lab, and we worked on the homework for networking. I invited Billyjoe to work on it with us, but he decided to play games instead. Afterwards, I took her to lunch, Sampaio's, and we chatted some. She's Russian, but she's been here since she was 12. She rides a motorcycle.

Afterwards, I went back to the lab and played more games. Then I went home and I started to play The Sims again. Then I made a batch of waffles for dinner. I really need to work on my batter.

Sunday, 09/28/03, Not too shabby from someone who graduated from a college in Canada.

So I drive home in the morning. I think my mom secretly hates me, cause right when I leave, she's like, drink a glass of homemade orange juice. Now how can that be hate? She's making me a glass of fresh squeezed orange juice. That's love right? I thought so too. But when your driving from Houston to Austin, and there's not a single anything to stop at, and you really have to pee, I think that's just downright cruel. I mean, she knows I have a 3 hour drive to attend to.

So I stop by the book store to pick up my textbook for my networking class. Ok get this.

• The course promises that everyone will pass.
• Tons and tons of people enroll
• The teacher says the test is open book
• everyone in class goes and buys the book
• the book costs $100
• its written by the professor
• professor makes some serious bank

Yeah. Pretty smart. So I spend my afternoon installing all 9 CDs of The Sims and its expansions. It comes out to a whopping 3 gigs of HD space. Thats a lot for a game. And they're releasing a new expansion pretty soon.

Later I brought a bucket of chicken to the lab guys and Billyjoe who bought a thing of paper plates forgets it at his place. God that boy is a piece of work. I got some games from Rurouni. But I spent an inordinately long time replacing all the ugly townies with beautiful well endowed ones.

Saturday, 09/27/03, It's the next Sodom and Gomorrah.

So we do the car show. It was hard work. I've never been to a rice rocket festival. But its full of rice rockets and scantily clad asian women dry humping the cars. There was loud music and break dancing. Yes, break dancing. Only in Houston could something like that exist. I realize now that Houston is all about Show, Glitter, Flashiness, and Ego, and has no real purpose or function. That's all it is. Even at the import expo, it was about how exotic and flashy they could make their car. Never mind the fact that they cant drive fast or even drive at all, being non-street legal.

I haven't seen so many tight low cut shirts crammed into such a small place, or so many big breasts crammed into tiny low cut tops. I noticed all the "hot" girls were with fat, or ugly, or short, or some combination of the 3. There wasn't any genuinely handsome guys there. I guess its all about ego, and being a player. I'm sorry. Playa. but of course, being a rice rocket festival, it narrows down the type of people who go there.

So lesson to be learned, if you want a "hot" girlfriend, move to Houston, and become a "playa".

Working the booth, my sister and her friends had to wear these skimpy T-Shirts and short shorts. It was funny cause people would come up to them just to get whatever flyer they were handing out. Those church people on campus should follow suit.

And when my sister and friends were holding the guns and posing, everyone with a camera in a 100 foot radius came running. It was too funny. At the end of the night 2 really perverted 12 year olds asked one of my sisters friends for a picture, and he hugged her, and his hands were well below the equator. Then his friend asked for one too, and his hands were on cheek too. Wow, kids now a days.

Friday, 09/26/03, Little kids are so much fun to mess with.

So I left for Houston after work. I got there ok. It was my aunt's birthday, and they were having dinner at Jade Village. I observed about how fat houstonians are, cause they ordered so much food. Despite my best efforts, I couldn't even help diminish the vast quantity of food ordered. Phillip wanted to sit next to me, so he did, and he kept leaning on me the whole time, and it was annoying. Plus he kept kicking me. And I kept telling him to stop, but he didn't. So it was time to fight fire with fire. So we started it off with a session of "Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself?" where I would beat himself with his own hands. Its funny cause he was faced with a dilemma of whether he should make fists or leave his hands open. Cause with fists, your punching yourself. So then leave them open you say? Cause then I'd make him slap himself, which isn't a picnic either. Then I followed it up with a "Have a nice trip", where I would pick him up, trip him, and put him on the floor. I didn't throw him, I just put him on the floor. Which was dirty. Then I followed it up with the old urban legend. I'm glad I live in Austin. No mosquitoes. But Phillip had a few bites, and I was like "those don't look like mosquito bites. They look like spider bites. Oh, and do you know what happens when a spider bites you? They lay eggs inside the bites. Now you have a lot of eggs inside you. They're gonna hatch and then spiders will burst out of your skin and crawl all over you." Yeah, that was probably the most damaging attack of all. "Is there anything I can do to stop it?". "No, you're just going to have to wait until they hatch."

Its funny cause Phillip is a problem child. Just ask Rurouni. I'll quote him from his interactions with Phillip. "Don't make me kill you"

Its funny cause chinese people will tell their children if they are bad "<translated from chinese> If you are bad, we're going to sell you to the black people." and that shuts a small kid up really fast. How racist I guess. I wonder if the black people do something like that. "If you bad, I gonna sell you to the white folks." Actually, that doesn't make sense, cause the kids would be like "Yaay! I'm not gonna be poor anymore!". I think its more probably if it were, "If you're bad, I'm gonna sell you to the mexicans." and I probabbly bet the mexicans are like "If you're bad, I'm gonna sell you to the dog food factory"

Later Michael and Phillip wanted to ride in my car to my aunt's house. I made a wrong turn, and all of a sudden we were lost. So I made the mistake of asking a 6 year old and an 8 year old how to get home. Its funny cause they don't know, but they don't want to say they don't know, so they make shit up. Then they started arguing with each other about the directions they were giving me.

"OH OH! I know where we are, my day care is right over there.<pointing>"
"No its not! your daycare is over there <pointing to an arbitrarily far off location>"
"No its not!"
"Yes it is!"
ad infinitum

But after about 30 seconds of driving, I knew where I was approximately, but I still pretended to not know to freak out the kids, and everytime they told me to turn or do something, I ignored them.

"Oh my god! what are you doing! you missed the turn!!!!!!"

So we finally get to my aunt's place where the kids had acquired an X-box. They had Halo and they wanted me to play multiplayer. Let me tell you. 6-8 year olds don't stand a chance against me and my videogame skills.

Thursday, 09/25/03, Belgian waffle strawberry delight part 2, with a hint of panties

So then 2mon and Bazooka Joe and Rurouni and Billyjoe came over to taste the oral orgasm of flavor that my Belgian strawberry waffle delight is. 2mon and her hubby brought little wafer thin T-bones, which I pan fried up to spec no problem. Boring though, and not a challenge to my culinary capabilities. Billyjoe and Rurouni went to Central market where they came back with a 2 lb Sausage Stuffed Pork tenderloin, and they also got 2 pork chops stuffed with an apple cornbread stuffing.  I put the tenderloin in the flavorwave and let it do its thing, while I seared  the pork chops on each side until they had a nice brown crust, and then I finished them in the flavorwave to cook them all the way through. I had to add some more plain mashed potato base to the finished mashed potatoes. I had to re-salt and pepper and paprika it, as well as add the last of the cheese and another cup of whole milk. It was very popular, yet everyone was aware of everything that went into the potatoes. I then went ahead and made the dessert, but the waffles weren't as good, the batter had been sitting in the fridge. So they didn't come off the grill cleanly. But it was still good. Pictures to come.

In cardio and weight training, a weird thing happened. There's this cute girl, and I'm sure we made eye contact a few times. So I sit down at the bench press machine. and facing the bench press machine, is a row of exercise cycles. The whole row was empty. She could have sit at any of them that wasn't directly facing me, but she sat at the one right in front of me, giving me a view of her, uh, crotch. I mean, I am acutely aware when my gibblets are going to be exposed from certain angles. So shouldn't women also be aware of when their unmentionables are on display? Oh well, women are strange, or I'm incredibly dense. You choose! Message me!

Wednesday, 09/24/03, Supposedly, vegetarianism is supposed to be healthy.......

So tonight is the night I cook for Candice. Well, Candice, being a vegetarian, forced me to use my creative juices and come up with some totally tasty dishes that didn't rely on meat. Well, I remember that she likes mushrooms, and she likes mashed potatoes, so I made a mashed potato dish that would make gourmands impressed.

First I dry roasted a whole garlic bunch, still in their skin. Then when they got soft in their skin, I peeled them and mashed them. I riced a lot of potatoes. Then I melted a stick of butter in a large pan, and I dissolved the mashed garlic in the butter. Then I put a package of frozen peas and carrots in the pan, and sautéed them in the butter. I added salt and pepper to taste. Then I added a cup of whole milk. Then I added half a cup of cheddar to the mixture. I brought that up to a simmer to distribute all the flavor into the sauce and melt the cheese. Then I folded the mixture into the potatoes and worked it until the sauce was evenly distributed in the potatoes, and it was a nice creamy mixture. I added more cheese to taste, and half a pint of sour cream to give it a smooth texture. The flavor was very subtle yet rich. Next time, I will double the garlic, and find a more pungent flavorful cheese.

I also made a spinach mushroom quesadilla, but that's too easy.

Oh god, the desert. Even I was impressed with the desert. I didn't finish my potatoes. But the dessert I finished. The batter of the waffle was important. Bisquick, Vanilla, Milk, Water, egg, oil. But the proportions were important. I substituted a portion of water for milk, and that gave it a lighter crispier waffle. I topped a quarter of it with ice cream, strawberries in syrup, and then whipped topping. The Hill County Fair equivalent to Cool Whip. Then I put another quarter of a waffle on top, and repeated the steps above. So simple, yet so delicious.

Nothing else today matters. Oh yeah. The meal with Candice was good too. But it was too bad she had to leave early.

Tuesday, 09/23/03, My arms hurt so I might not be able to type much longe....

Uh, so I'm on the new method of weight training, where I am doing far less reps, but much more weights. Let me tell you I'm gonna be sore in the morning. Class was boring. School was boring. I didn't have to work today. Had thundercloud for lunch. Goofed off and took a nap. Almost skipped class. 2nd class was boring.

Oh yeah. I got my waffle iron, 12 QT. Stock Pot, my potato ricer, since my mom stole my first one, and a specialized meatloaf pan that drains away the juices as it cooks, which allows it to bake and not stew, and provides tons of yummy juices to make gravy. Oh yeah. Gumbo here I come.

Monday, 09/22/03, I am cursed when it comes to women.

Nothing happened all day. I decided to join the ballroom dancing club cause I have nothing to do in the evenings. Its pretty flexible. They have lessons all week, and you can come whenever. So I go, and my ex is there with her boyfriend. So that's pretty awkward. I mean, no matter how much you try and separate yourself from them, when you get in situations like this, its just awkward. So I took the "pretend they didn't exist" route. Man, what a damper on my evening. I did meet some nice girls, but I left as soon as the waltz section was over. I had wanted to leave as soon as I saw her, but I figured I don't have to be petty, and also a girl had stood beside me, in the subtle "I want to be your partner" type of thing, and I didn't want to be rude and leave after she implied that she wanted to dance. Thank god my ex and her bf didn't rotate. that way I didn't have to dance with her or talk to her. Small favors huh?

Now I don't know if this sounds crazy, but I think girls put lotion or perfume in their contact hand, so that they'd leave a scent on my hand, cause at the end of the night, my hand sure smelled purty. Maybe the spell checker will recognize purdy. Nope.

Sunday, 09/21/03, Panties ahoy!

I don't care what anyone says. Any movie with Famke Jansen in her underwear is a good movie in my book. I dunno, everyone said it sucked, so I guess I liked it cause they told me not to like it. I guess that's just how people are. But yeah. Let me put it in a mathematical formula:

Famke Jansen in her underwear = good
I-Spy(Famke Jansen in her underwear)
using substitution
I-Spy(Good) = Good

There we have it. Mathematical proof. Besides that WildMunki came over. I showed him the slutty beach volleyball simulators. I let him look, but not touch. Then I showed him the glory that is Desert Combat. He likes it.

I started playing Final Fantasy 2. Man, the memories just come flooding back; and boy are they sweet. Here's a little taste

Saturday, 09/20/03, It's just pure logic

So I had bought a Andoulli sausage stuffed pork loin yesterday. Despite my best efforts to shake Billyjoe off my tail, he got me. He had bought lady fingers to make tiramisu, and he left them at my place. So now he's going to have to come and pick them up, and its going to be right around the time the pork loin is finished.

[04:27 PM] GDL Grey: you left your lady fingers here
[04:28 PM] BobJoeB: yea I noticed when I got home
[04:28 PM] GDL Grey: im on to you
[04:28 PM] BobJoeB: ?
[04:28 PM] GDL Grey: leave them here
[04:28 PM] BobJoeB: what?
[04:28 PM] GDL Grey: show up when i make the pork loin
[04:28 PM] BobJoeB: who told?
[04:28 PM] GDL Grey: "oh dont mind if i do"
[04:28 PM] BobJoeB: was it adam?
[04:28 PM] GDL Grey: its simple logic
[04:28 PM] BobJoeB: I'll kill him

Yeah. I don't have to be Sherlock Holmes to figure that out. So I make it, except there's no instructions on the package, and the general guideline on the flavor wave quick reference card was for a 3-4 lb pork loin, and it wasn't stuffed. So I used my powers of estimation and blind guessing, and I ended up with a fully cooked, yet still moist and tender stuffed pork loin. Who da man? I'm da man.

Friday, 09/19/03, Gah, Stupid brain

Work was boring. I played so much Desert Combat I got bored with it. I am now a lean mean killing machine though. I didn't have lunch until very late though.

After work Billyjoe and I went to central market. I got a brownie. And I got to eat it and walk through the market shopping at the same time. I got a pomegranate but it didn't live up to my expectations. I got a andouli stuffed pork loin, and I'm gonna cook it in an unmarked bunker with my flavor wave oven at an unspecified time, that way Billyjoe can't unexpectedly show up, and out of politeness, I'd have to invite him in.

So today we had the hamburger showdown between the flavor wave and the rotisserie oven. The flavor wave won hands down. The rotisserie oven's basket didn't work right, it extruded, plus when I put the burgers in, they fit snugly, but after cooking a while, they shrank, and the flopped around the basket. It also didn't brown well, and had a layer of blood, which isn't appealing. Plus we couldn't finish the burgers with cheese due to the rotating. So hands down, the flavor wave wins for burgers.

Ok, my brain isn't working right, but I saw a movie, or a TV show where the line went like this:

When Jesus asks "What is your name?" he receives the reply "My name is Legion, for we are many."

Ok, what is that from recently?

Thursday, 09/18/03, I'm gonna put on my meanie pants

So nothing interesting happened at school. I went to both classes. I didn't skip any. My cardio was enduring. I migrated from the stair master to the elliptical machines. Christ that thing is tough. It burns 800+ calories in an hour.

Billyjoe was dressed up for Swing, so I didn't have to ask. Rurouni didn't go, I dunno why. Something about wanting to eat.

So I go, and I'm immediately stuck with a glandularly challenged girl who who thinks she knows everything about swing. Well if you know everything, why are you in the beginners class eh? Lucky for the rotation system. So then I dance with other people, and then I start dancing with 3 girls, and they each told me their names, and they all sounded like "Svetlania" or something, plus they said it in foreign accents, which are always sexy. So I was talking, and I asked where they were from, and she said "France". Now, I don't know how fast the neurons in the brain fire, but it seemed almost instantaneous when I said: "Oh, you mean Freedom Land." Yeah, I've never made anyone laugh and slap me at the same time. Ahahahahah I'm just joking! She didn't laugh.

Anyway, so on to my last remarkable partner. Now, this is probably gonna get me in trouble in the future, so I won't say her name, or her age. Or at least how old I thought she was. She had dual pigtails, she was wearing a neon digital watch, sneakers, and she had 2 of those party bracelets to let you know they already paid, or are underage. And I did not notice the size of her bigger than they should be for what I think her age is breasts. So I'm like, ok, she's young. 5 minutes ago I was dancing with someone who could be my grandmother. They come in all shapes and ages. So I'm dancing with her no problem, not a thought in my mind, except we had to do the sweetheart, where I wrap her and she ends up standing BESIDE me. It later turns out that Billyjoe had danced with her and totally taught her wrong by him stepping to the side. The girl moves, not the guy. So I was turning her, and she was turning and planting her butt right into my thigh. Now the first time she did it, it slipped my mind, but she did it every time I tried to put her in the sweetheart, and I was like: "Oh god! Someone's gonna see this and take me away! I'm in so much trouble! they're not even gonna bother to sodomize me in the showers in prison, I'm just gonna get beat to death." I am not a pedophile!

I was very uncomfortable.

Wednesday, 09/17/03, Just call me Keitaro

[21:11] GDL Grey: god, who would have thought those jackets they wear in Highschool in japan would be so expensive
[21:11] JetBabeeee: heh
[21:11] GDL Grey: i wanted to get one
[21:11] JetBabeeee: for halloween?
[21:11] GDL Grey: you know, so i can be like a japanese tough guy
[21:11] GDL Grey: nah, just every day wear
[21:11] GDL Grey: but its like 200
[21:12] GDL Grey: its nice though
[21:12] JetBabeeee: wow...
[21:12] GDL Grey: i found one for 45 but it looks like crap
[21:12] GDL Grey: i dunno. 200 is pricey for a jacket
[21:12] JetBabeeee: yeah :/  is it because you have to buy it from overseas?  or just...
[21:12] GDL Grey: its hand made
[21:12] JetBabeeee: it's just pricey?
[21:13] JetBabeeee: show me a pic?
[21:14] GDL Grey: http://www.jlist.com/R/SHRT/
[21:14] GDL Grey: and thats the page i got it off of
[21:17] JetBabeeee: leo thinks they'll be expensive anywhere
[21:17] JetBabeeee: so.... :)
[21:18] GDL Grey: so 200 isnt that bad?
[21:18] GDL Grey: i dunno
[21:21] GDL Grey: maybe ill get it for my bday
[21:21] JetBabeeee: hehehe, or an early present ;)
[21:21] GDL Grey: i guess
[21:29] GDL Grey: ill barely fit into the largest jacket they offer
[21:29] JetBabeeee: heh
[21:30] JetBabeeee: maybe you could find someone to make it for less if you have a good pic
[21:30] GDL Grey: what about in all those anime, where the class bully is like 7 feet tall?
[21:30] GDL Grey: what about his jacket!
[21:30] JetBabeeee: they don't exist :P
[21:30] GDL Grey: yes they do!
[21:30] GDL Grey: anime is an accurate portrayal of japan!!!!!
[21:31] GDL Grey: theres tons of big breasted brown hair girls
[21:31] GDL Grey: and for every nerdy guy, theres at least 5 girls who are all fighting for his attention!
[21:32] JetBabeeee: gosh, don't you wish you were a nerd
[21:32] GDL Grey: i am!
[21:32] GDL Grey: i just need to move to japan!
[21:33] GDL Grey: its the homeland!
[21:33] JetBabeeee: nono, you're in the wrong age group now
[21:33] JetBabeeee: unless you're rich
[21:33] GDL Grey: dang
[21:33] GDL Grey: missed my prime
[21:33] GDL Grey: hmm
[21:33] JetBabeeee: :'(
[21:33] GDL Grey: the next step is to either master kung fu, master a samurai sword, or pilot a gundam
[21:34] JetBabeeee: all that mechwarrior practice should come in handy
[21:34] GDL Grey: or be a saavy bounty hunter that goes around in a blue blazer and rolls the sleeves to mid forearm
[21:35] GDL Grey: but then i need to have this weird afro thingy going on
[21:36] JetBabeeee: you only get bland criminals to hunt in japan though
[21:36] GDL Grey: no, space bounty hunter. theyre called cowboys
[21:37] GDL Grey: im still in college though
[21:37] GDL Grey: i could just find a robot maid out by the trash
[21:38] JetBabeeee: you could rice her out
[21:39] GDL Grey: i dont think thats what they did to her in the anime
[21:39] JetBabeeee: uhhhh, do i want to know what they did?
[21:39] GDL Grey: gah
[21:39] GDL Grey: you dont know what anime?

Tuesday, 09/16/03, Since nothing interesting happened today

The name of Alan gives you the desire to meet and mix socially and to create congenial circumstances for everyone. However, all too often, you express yourself in a matter-of-fact or awkward way that results in your good intentions being misunderstood. If you are in sales work, you could do well because of your friendly personality, interest in people, and desire to please. You prefer situations that allow a degree of independence, but are not too demanding in work-load or responsibility. When asked, you are able to give others good advice that you would probably not follow yourself, but must guard against being too opinionated in controversial matters. While you can appear to be confident, you need the moral support and encouragement of others who give inspiration and strength.

The name of Grey makes you dynamic, restless, independent, ready to accept challenges, and outspoken. You enjoy change, travel, and new experiences. Reacting against injustice, you go out of your way to assist in creating fairness. You are very creative and promotional, and work intensely to carry out your plans. Though you have limitless enthusiasm for new ventures, you lose interest quickly once things become routine, as you dislike being forced to attend to detail and do monotonous work. Your lack of patience and consistency in your affairs and your tendency to act impulsively can lead to actions you later regret taking, or to accidents, particularly to the head. You find that you often do the hard, pioneering work in an undertaking, only to see others reap the benefits. While this name makes you very honest and sincere in your personal relationships, your tendency to retaliate with caustic remarks over even slight offenses could spoil many friendships.

The name of Greyson incorporates a potential aptitude for concentration and patient, logical thought along mechanical or scientific lines. You tend to prefer to follow normal routine rather than cope with the disruption and uncertainty entailed in trying something new. You gravitate to situations where you have stability and the opportunity to make slow step-by-step progress, preferably in a technical field. Procrastination and lack of self-confidence may restrict your success. You enjoy associating with others, and would not be happy living or working alone. This name tends to make you dependent upon others, and you find it difficult to face issues or important decisions without relying upon others for advice and encouragement. This name undermines positivity, with the result that you can be influenced against your better judgment. You find it difficult to say "no" and mean it.

Your first name of Faustus has created a deep, sensitive, refined nature with an intelligent mind and a keen appreciation of material values. You enjoy all the finer things in life that a good standard of living allows. You have good business judgment and would do well in a managerial position, as you have executive ability. You work best in an independent capacity, where you are able to think problems out carefully before you act. Your sensitivity and reserve prevent people from coming close in friendship. There is always an aloofness and reserve that acts as a barrier and prevents any close ties. You live much within your own thoughts, and seek relaxation away from people, out in nature, where you can ease the tensions of your life. You find it difficult to express your true feelings, whether it be affection, appreciation, or tenderness, which play such an important part in creating a close bond within the family.

Which one is the closest? I think they just got lucky or something.

Monday, 09/15/03, My, they are nice.

I went to bed late last night cause Candice was over. It was worth it. But then Kitty woke me up early, and then I started dreaming between 6 and 7, in which I thought it was still Sunday, so I was like, cool, I can sleep. But then I woke up at 8:15 really late for work.

Nothing eventful happened at work. I went home to try out the new Desert Combat Patch, but it didn't work.

So Billyjoe, Rurouni and I go to Austin Land and Cattle and Candice joins us. I didn't invite her due to the nature of the restaurant, but I was really glad she came. It made it more fun, and awkward! You know, Candice being a liberal, and us being conservative. It wasn't that bad. It wasn't bad at all. It was fun.

Austin Land and Cattle was pretty good. They didn't have as many good appetizers as Texas Land and Cattle has, but ALC has a 24oz ribeye for $25, while TXLC is 14 oz for 19.99. Both steaks are comparable. Both places you have to order it a bit higher than you like, cause medium-rare comes out rare. I didn't eat the whole thing, so I didn't know if ALC's steaks got more cooked the closer you got to the bone.

Afterwards, we went to a burger stand where we got some custard that was served like soft serve. It was good. But then Candice and I had to part ways. I dropped Rurouni off at his dorm, and me and Billyjoe tried to get DC to work, but couldn't.

Then I paid the bills.

Sunday, 09/14/03, Even the cat was surprised.

So I spent all day cleaning my house. Vacuum, dishes, threw away all sorts of stuff. Boy was I tired. I watched some family guy, then I went out to dinner with Candice, and we watched movies afterwards.

We went to a restaurant called Mother's cafe and garden. Its an all vegetarian place, and there are a few dishes that can get away with being normal, such as their ravioli, quiche, and their cheese enchiladas. Their Greek Spinach and Rice soup was good too, but it would have been better if it was made with a chicken stock. I'd say I wouldn't mind going back cause I want their quiche. It's weird cause they have 3 sections, as stated in many reviews of the place, a bar, a restaurant area, and an indoor garden. We sat in the indoor garden, and it was nice. But why don't they just make the ENTIRE restaurant the garden? I guess there are people out there who eat vegan and are allergic to everything except wheat grass smoothies or something.

Saturday, 09/13/03, It's time for the cooking shows again.

So I wake up around Noon cause I'm one tired boy. But that's good cause then there's only half an hour until the cooking shows on PBS come on. So I watch my shows, and that annoying lady who sounds like she's reading all her lines off a cue card, and doesn't know how to convey convincing expression in her voice comes one. Part of her show is to go to Oaxaca, Mexico and talk about the stuff they go down there. It's been pretty normal up until now. Today though, she was going around to this lady who was grilling an iguana over an open fire. An IGUANA. She like, just put it on a stick and held it over the fire, kinda like how you see in cartoons. But this was in real life. Anyway, they were making all sorts of horrendous dishes, like iguana enchiladas, tacos, cupcakes. Man, I'd hate to be a kid growing up there.

Tourist: "Why is that child crying? He's eating a cupcake, he should be happy!"

I just think its funny how cultures eat certain foods and not others. Like, I'd be ok eating a pigeon, but not a rat, but essentially they are the same thing. One time I talked to a Chinese person who said rats that live by rice fields or rice storage places were good eating cause their belly's are full of rice, so when you cook them the rice inside them gets cooked too. I was 8 at the time, so I pooped my pants in abject terror. Or maybe its abject horror. Message me.

I watched a ton of Family Guy, ate a salad for lunch, and chicken and rice for dinner.

There was a second part I wanted to talk about, but I forgot. So I'll talk about the UT football game. We lost. People got pissed off. It's weird how some people think that their actions can determine the outcome of the game. Like I missed Jeffe's football party. Maybe if I attended, UT would have won?

Oh yeah, I just remembered. OK, so I'm going to admit I download porn off of Kazaa. Now, I might not like everything I download, but I'll keep it for archival purposes. I dunno. Anyway, I'm pretty tolerant of many things. But I draw the line at geriatric sex. No old people sex is acceptable for me. Zero. I have a zero tolerance policy towards old people sex. I mean, pretty girls pooping on camera is ok, old people doing anything on camera naked is not.

Please bear in mind that my website is intended as a humor site, and does not accurately reflect my personal, very religiously pious, pure, sin free, non-perverted lifestyle. Thank you.

Friday, 09/12/03, Rotisserie Chicken Vs. Flavor wave Iron Chef Super Showdown-eru!

Work was boring and uneventful.

Afterwards, Billyjoe and I went to my place to prepare some food. I wanted to invite Karen and her friend Dee, but they had other plans, so I had screwed up and bought too much chickens. Billyjoe went to work making his spaghetti, and I went and cleaned up. His spaghetti sauce really smelled good.

So I cooked one chicken in the flavorwave oven, and one in the rotisserie oven. The rotisserie chicken took 15 minutes longer, while the flavor wave was faster. When it came down to it, both products delivered an excellent chicken. But the winner was the rotisserie oven by a slight margin. The flavor wave's thigh was softer, but the rotisserie oven's thigh had a more chicken taste, it was richer. The flavor wave breast was perfectly acceptable, but the rotisserie breast according to me and Rurouni was more tender and jucier, and according to Billyjoe was more firm.

So the rotisserie oven won.

Later I was on with Candice and I helped her a little with the new web page she wants to create and a little with her photos

Thursday, 09/11/03, What a full day

I go and I work out. I couldn't get there early enough to get a exercise bike, so I had to use the stair master. In the class there's a machine that makes you lie on your stomach while you do leg curls. Given the right angle, and timing, you can see panties, or if they are absent, according to Rurouni, you can see beaver. So I sat at the torso rotation machine that over looks the lying down leg curl. I figured it would be a good time since none of the girls were using it. But then I made eye contact with a particularly cute girl, and she came right over and got down on the machine right in my line of view, and she just lay there. Now mind you, there are 2 of these lying down machines, and the other one that was not being used, was right next to me, so I wouldn't be able to see anything. Plus I'm sure the girls know what a compromising position that is, and that they could have waited for another time. Has this post come off as a complaint or another one of my pervert posts? Hmm, pretty neutral so far. Anyway, while I appreciate this gesture, if it is a gesture, I think a "Hi my name is so and so, how are you?" would have been more appropriate than, "hey, check out my crotch"

Networking was boring. Then I went to Double Daves where I ate more pizza than I should have. I went home and I got my hair cut, and then I burned a few mix cd's. 2 CDs full of oldies. They're pretty sweet.

So back to school where I endured another 1.5 hours of boredom.  Afterwards I went to the lab, and Billyjoe was there. Long story short, We went back to my place where I gave him some suitable swing dancing clothes. We go there and we attend the beginners lesson. I guess Billyjoe was ok. Me? I was killer. I guess knowing how to dance scores really high with the ladies. I met this one girl, really pretty, blonde, nice body, and she was impressed with me too. I can't remember her name though. Hopefully I'll meet her again soon. She didn't bring a date, so I got to dance with her in the main dancing area. It was funny, on a twirl, she whipped me in the face with her hair. Some went in my mouth too. I learned from that moment on, to dance with my mouth closed.

So then they started playing Lindy Hop music, and I didn't know how to dance that, so we stopped dancing, and then she left with her group. So sad =(. Then Karen shows up, and I say hello, but by that time Billyjoe wanted to go home cause he hadn't danced with anyone, and he was still new, so he wasn't that confident. But we should go again.

Wednesday, 09/10/03, Routine

I follow the routine. Work/Game come home and lunch. I watched some DVD's, took a nap, went out to eat at Zio's. Jetbabee and Moobob are considering getting a house. They have narrowed it down to 2 houses, one of which has an elevator.

[15:55] JetBabeeee: my mom's all like "people can get hurt in your elevator!"
[15:55] GDL Grey: lol
[15:56] GDL Grey: yeah, cause you know, people never get hurt on stairs
[15:56] JetBabeeee: BWHAHAHAA
[15:56] JetBabeeee: that's a good one :)
[15:56] GDL Grey: yeah
[15:56] JetBabeeee: but it is one more thing to break - it does seem pretty low maintenance though
[15:56] GDL Grey: do you have an elevator and stairs?
[15:56] JetBabeeee: yes
[15:56] GDL Grey: then no problem
[15:56] JetBabeeee: we'd probably never use the elevator
[15:57] JetBabeeee: yeah, but if it breaks before you sell it, you have to fix it
[15:57] GDL Grey: unless your having a house party and wanted to make a grand entrance
[16:01] JetBabeeee: i dunno about how much upgrades I want to do to the house either
[16:01] GDL Grey: well, first thing you need to do in intake and exhaust your house
[16:02] GDL Grey: then put stickers all over it
[16:02] GDL Grey: and then ground effects
[16:02] JetBabeeee: will it make my house faster?
[16:02] GDL Grey: oh yeah
[16:02] GDL Grey: definitely. the first thing you want to do is get rid of that stock chimney
[16:02] GDL Grey: and replace it with a big fat chrome one
[16:03] GDL Grey: so every time you make a fire, the whole freaking neighborhood can hear you
[16:05] JetBabeeee: :D
[16:05] GDL Grey: yeah. yall will be the envy of the neighborhood

Tuesday, 09/09/03,  Yeah, I should probably work for Best Buy.

After weight training and networks, I went to Best Buy where I loaded up on crap I normally wouldn't watch for full price. Well not exactly. I got Bulletproof monk, Speed Racer, Mission Impossible, Top Gun, Shanghai Noon, I-Spy, and Family Guy the second volume. So I'm pretty happy cause I got all of them for like $10 each. It was pretty cool. Then I had to deal with a snafu at school so I had to come in early. After class the Asian 3 went to wok and roll, and then we came back and watched a few episodes of Family guy and then Bulletproof Monk.

Monday, 09/08/03, School sucks so hard.

School sucks so hard. Physics especially. Stupid 4:00 A.M. due dates.

Sunday, 09/07/03, Tony = Golden Friend

So I requested to be Violeta's friend on friendster, and she just approved me. I'm pretty disappointed though. By adding her, it only increased the number of datable women in my gallery by 2! Only 2! Oh well. But through her, I saw that Chuck and Tony are on, and I requested them. Tony has 114 friends, so I'm practically drooling here. So many friends. My network will increase exponentially. Oh yeah......

Later:

[20:48] BobJoeB: oh man that was really gross
[20:48] GDL Grey: what was?
[20:48] BobJoeB: there was this big giant mutant fly.
[20:48] GDL Grey: and then?
[20:48] BobJoeB: I mean this was the biggest fly I've seen yet
[20:48] BobJoeB: it was the size of a cricket
[20:48] GDL Grey: and it flew?
[20:48] BobJoeB: yea
[20:48] BobJoeB: it attacked me
[20:48] GDL Grey: lol
[20:48] GDL Grey: did it bite?
[20:48] BobJoeB: it flew at my face and tried to land on me twice
[20:48] GDL Grey: it could be a horse fly
[20:48] BobJoeB: I dunno
[20:49] GDL Grey: cause those actually bite
[20:49] GDL Grey: but you got it right?
[20:49] BobJoeB: but I got an empty keyboard box and nailed it while it was sitting on the squirrel
[20:49] BobJoeB: the stuffed one
[20:49] GDL Grey: ah
[20:49] BobJoeB: anyways I didn't kill it so it was on the ground stunned right
[20:49] BobJoeB: got some masking tape and used it as fly paper and stuck it to the tape
[20:50] GDL Grey: lol. so its preserved?
[20:50] BobJoeB: I cut off its wings with a scissor and put it in a jar
[20:50] BobJoeB: I was gonna show you guys how big it was tomorrow
[20:50] BobJoeB: so in order to keep it alive I put in a leftover mushroom piece from lunch
[20:51] GDL Grey: lol. thats mean
[20:51] BobJoeB: it ran over to the mushroom piece all happy and started eating
[20:51] BobJoeB: anyways a few hours later I look at the jar an it looks kinda dead
[20:51] BobJoeB: well it wasn't really dead just really tired
[20:52] BobJoeB: because there were a bunch of baby maggots on the mushroom and all over the jar
[20:52] GDL Grey: jesus
[20:52] GDL Grey: thats gross
[20:52] GDL Grey: seal it up really well
[20:52] BobJoeB: uh that was sick so I was like crap... it was trying to lay eggs in my face
[20:52] GDL Grey: ahahahahahaahaha
[20:53] BobJoeB: so I took it ran down the bathroom flushed the fly and the mushroom down the toilet and filled the jar up with soapy boiling hot water
[20:53] BobJoeB: and I scrubbed my hands and face real good
[20:53] GDL Grey: aw, you didnt keep the jar?
[20:54] BobJoeB: well the jar was clean
[20:54] BobJoeB: so I kept it
[20:54] BobJoeB: actually it was the top of a spindle flipped over
[20:54] GDL Grey: no, i mean, you didnt screw the lid on and keep that whole mess
[20:54] GDL Grey: oh
[20:55] BobJoeB: anyways everything is dead and disinfected and I just saved the lab from a swarm of bloodsucking flies
[20:55] GDL Grey: yeah, but still, that would have been cool to have a jar filled with maggots
[20:55] BobJoeB: well I was gonna transfer it to a jar but you broke the lid remember?
[20:56] GDL Grey: i did?
[20:56] GDL Grey: oh well
[20:56] GDL Grey: oh yeah, but it was glass
[20:56] GDL Grey: so you could really see the maggots?
[20:56] BobJoeB: yea
[20:56] GDL Grey: it laid them that fast?
[20:56] BobJoeB: and they were crawling up the side
[20:56] GDL Grey: or you werent paying attention for an hour or so
[20:56] GDL Grey: ewwwww
[20:56] BobJoeB: yea thats why I decided to kill em all
[20:57] BobJoeB: I was kinda scared they would eat through the pmcl book that was sitting on top of the top
[20:57] BobJoeB: spindle top

Saturday, 09/06/03, 158,964 people in your personal network

That's right baby! I have like a million people in my personal network. The great thing though, is that 2 Jennifer Love Hewitts added me as their friends. Yes I know what you're thinking, "God that's sad". Well you know what I say to that? Jealous. Just plain jealous. Anyway though, Rurouni has like 50% more datable women than I do, but that's ok, cause most of them are retarded Asians.

I didn't do much today except the dishes. I slept in really late. Then Rurouni came over and we got some takeout from Wok and Roll. Then we watched Heavy Metal 2000, tried to play games, and then they left. It's only 11:00 too. Ah well.

For the women: if you had a choice, which would you pick? A man who says he doesn't like porn, or a man who likes porn?

Cause the man who says he doesn't like porn is a liar, so it comes down to a pervert, and a lying pervert. So keep that in mind the next time you interview a guy.

Friday, 09/05/03, Finally, its Friday

I woke up really early to have breakfast with a friend, and then I took her to the airport. I got to work late, but I didn't seem to get into much trouble. I played Jedi Academy for most of the day. Rurouni and Billygoat went to O's and brought back lunch. It was chicken fried chicken, and ours were hard and tough. It sucked. I skipped class and I went home and slept until Rurouni and Billyjoe came over. We watched Goldmember, and then played some MechWarrior4 Mercenaries. After that we watched the cult classic: "Heavy Metal". I guess being an anime fanatic, it really diminished Heavy Metal's cool factor. But of course, naked babes are always a plus in my book.

Thursday, 09/04/03, Compressed

So I had to get up at 7. Got to school at 8. The workout seemed especially tough. I walked back to the lab, but I didn't have any time to browse. Networking was boring, but they took attendance. Then I had to go to my physics discussion session, and that was like a nightmare. I went to Sampio's to get a salad to go, and the poor hostess who looks like a Brazilian Sandra Bullock but then was downgraded to waiting tables, well, stuff has taken it's toll, and she's less hot. The poor thing. I go back and eat and chat online, and when I'm done, I go downstairs to the coaching table, where there are no TAs. So I go back upstairs and I do as much of my homework with the aid of the forums. Then I have to go to class again, and it is boring as usual, but I asked a person to be my project partner, so I'll see how that goes. They haven't responded yet. I manage to finish my homework, I got a 123 out of 130. But I don't want to do a day like this again.

Wednesday, 09/03/03, Daddy has a new pair of pants

So besides the part where I got paid to play videogames for 7 hours, school sucked. Well, except for the parts when I was walking outside of the leper colony called PMCL. Well ok, there is that hot grad student that comes in early in the morning. Ok, so school didn't suck too bad.

Class and stuff. Bleh.

So I've been doing the friendster scene. But I'm in Austin. I'm just a simple student, but it seems everyone is into that whole Austin Music Scene, and I'm not into that. But I have met a few interesting people.

I got my clothes I ordered from J Crew. Its so nice to wear a pair of pants that are loose. The clothes are nice. They're very thin, perfect for Texas weather.

Billyjoe and Rurouni came over and we went to Fuddruckers and then we watched First Strike

Tuesday, 09/02/03, You would think that you could only find a smell like that at the zoo.

The alarm goes off at 7 am. It's funny cause my brain is like: "Ok, wake up!" and we all know what the body does.

So I manage to get to class on time. It's gonna end up as a statistical probability until I become late for that class, over and over again. So I go and it seems all the beautiful and hot women that were there the first day have mysteriously disappeared. What an oddity. Oh well, so they put us on cardio first and I get on the bike cause its the easiest. Don't worry, I'll work my way up. Oh yeah, and just as I was leaving, there was this petite girl with like c cups, which were huge compared to her small frame. And then she wore this thingy that just pushed them together and straight up. I could not look away for the life of me.

So then I get out at 9, and my class doesn't start until 9:30. I still haven't mastered sitting and staring off into space without feeling bored, so I looked for a computer. Well, there are 2 computer labs in close proximity to my next class. One is in the same building, and the other one is where I work, but farther away. So being lazy, I went downstairs to the Linux lab in the basement of painter.

Seeing as how the lab is only for CS majors who like to use Linux, the smell that constantly assaulted me, does not reflect well upon that certain group of people.

CS guy: "I can use Linux! I'm better than you!" while thrusting both arms in the air as a gesture of victory. 
Me: <passing out from stench>

Seriously? Soap? Showers? Ever hear of those things? No they're not mystical items you can get in Ever Quest. But what am I saying? Ever Quest doesn't run on Linux. Anyway, the smell smells like the elephant pen at the zoo. Really. You're just glad we don't have that smell box for the internet.

So sitting down at a Linux box, I log in. There I was presented with a command prompt. Well, I'm not completely useless at Linux, so I type "xstart". And there is shows me a graphical interface with 3 blank windows and no icons or menu bars. Ok. So I took a wild guess, and I typed in "Netscape". I must be a leet haxor or something like that, cause lo and behold, a Netscape browser popped up! But I couldn't resize the window, or drag them, or do anything with them. So I had a lot of scrolling to do.

Finally it was time to get out of the elephant poop smelling place, and go to class. Class was boring.

Then I went to the COOP and there I got my books. For an institution to claim to be "non-profit", I find it hard to believe a book can cost $100, and not have any profit whatsoever. I also find it hard to believe that a place that is "non-profit" can charge $.90 for a single highlighter when you can get a pack of 6 for $2.99. Anyway.

But a pleasant observation of all my traipsing around campus is that when it gets even moderately warm, bras become wholly optional, even when wearing spaghetti string tank tops, which are deliciously low cut.

Monday,09/01/03, Its just like the cartoon, except the cartoon had more fighting and didn't suck so much.

So I went to go see "The Medallion" with 2mon and her husband, he doesn't have a code name yet. They probably went cause they felt sorry for me cause I thought their labor day party was on Monday and not Sunday. So we go to the Gateway, where I did not notice a bunch of hot women all wearing tank tops and no bras. Nope, didn't notice one bit.

So how was the movie? One its own, it was decent. It was funny, had some action. But mostly comedy. But as a Jackie Chan movie, it was terrible. Like super terrible. There was almost no fighting at all. It was mostly running. he was either chasing someone or running away. I mean, how can you have a Jackie Chan movie and not have 80% of the movie not be fighting? It boggles the mind. There was no fighting!

I mean, they had the waitress from mystery men, and Norm from "There's something about Mary", and while it was funny, the soundtrack was too much of sitcom and not movie. Did I mention there wasn't any fighting?

Monday,09/01/03, Reading Comprehension is at an all time low,

So I'm all set to go to 2mon's party tonight. I got buns and buns, and I'm killing time by doing laundry. So then she logs onto aim

[14:25] GDL Grey: hey hey
[14:25] GDL Grey: party starts at 6?
[14:25] GDL Grey: i bought 16 buns and buns
[14:26] spyMoNski: omg
[14:26] spyMoNski: dude.. the party was yesterday!!!
[14:26] GDL Grey: really?
[14:26] spyMoNski: yes!! look at the invite
[14:26] spyMoNski: we have hot dogs and beer if you guys still wanna come over tho :P
[14:26] GDL Grey: oh
[14:26] GDL Grey: whoops
[14:26] spyMoNski: :( dohh

Yeah. Whoops! well in my defense, the invite was a tiiiinnnyy bit confusing.

"Alright kids,

It's time for our housewarming/labor day bbq/any-old-excuse party! We know most of you have monday off for Labor Day and therefore have no excuse (ie. alcohol poisoning recovery, bail out of jail, etc) not to come eat, drink, swim & drink some more with us this Sunday! We'll be barbecuing up burgers and hot dogs and providing some of the goodness (read: beer), but anything and everything you wish to contribute would be greatly, greatly appreciated."

Now what the hell am I gonna do with 16 hotdog buns and 16 hamburger buns?

Sunday, 08/31/03, Go Mutombo!

So I bummed around all day and I didn't accomplish jack. I think I watched a movie, but I can't be too sure of that. Oh yeah, Lupin III, the Secret of Mamo. What a weird anime. Well not that weird. Definitely not Ninja Resurrection weird. Anyway, I got to eat my leftovers from Cheesecake Factory.

Fast forward to Billygoat's Football Party.

So I get there and there's already people there, they're playing football. Jeffe makes his queso, Billygoat makes fajitas, I brought chips. We eat and then kickoff.

The first quarter was a nail biter. The ball kept being turned over. and there was no score. Plus our new QB Chance Mock wasn't looking too promising. But then our special teams returns the kick for a touchdown, and that took the edge off. Then our defense totally started scoring with interceptions and stuff. Then Mock got it together and used Row Williams to their full potential. Then they put in the 2nd string QB and he just runs it in for like more touchdowns. It turned out to be a slaughter.

Saturday, 08/30/03, Queer Eye For the Straight Guy

So my sister came over as I said yesterday. Today we went shopping cause of the Labor day sale and I need new clothes. So we went to the mall and went shopping for clothes for me. Supposedly, I'm very easy to shop with cause I'll just say yes to anything. I have no fashion sense. I don't know what the trends are. One time my mom let me pick out all my clothes, and that was a certified fashion disaster.  So if a girl tells me I'm gonna look nice in it, I'm not gonna argue, like some people. So she just picked out a bunch of stuff that I kinda think is gay, buy if she says so, I'll wear them. Cause I don't mind. Chicks dig gay guys. When I told my sister that though, she started picking out some pretty crazy stuff, and I was like "I want to be NY gay, not San Francisco gay".

There are some pretty hot girls at the mall.

Oh yeah, no matter how hot a mannequin is, you should never ever, feel it up, undress it, make out with it, or anything else. People frown upon that.

After that we went to Cheesecake factory where I ordered a bunch of food but didn't eat any of it, and am going to eat it for lunch and dinner, etc. MMMM MMMM

Friday, 08/29/03, 7:00? Why didn't anyone tell me there was a 7 o'clock?!?!?!?

So I had to wake up at 7 again. Gaaaaaaa. It's gonna take its toll. Nothing interesting happened at work. Billygoat took me to Bennigans again. It was fun. Jeffe and one of his co workers were there. Billy's kid was in the principals office cause he called this girl fat until she cried. So we were talking about the types of punishment that could be doled out. Most obvious was the spanking. But I made the point, quoting a comedian I cannot remember, "Why spank them when psychological damage is so much more permanent?". Some funny ones were the "Go into my room and get something to spank you with", and the "Go into your room and wait for me to come and spank you" and then make then wait 20 minutes. I could go on all day.

http://maddox.xmission.com/beat.html he does a pretty good job in the physical department.

So then I go back and Habbo for a long time. I now own a restaurant. Cherrywillow came up from Houston and took me to dinner. We went to Mikado. They added Chicken Katsu to their menu, so I was pretty happy, cause all Tappas is is grill, and we have plenty of that in Texas. 

I'm so full I'm sleepy.

Kamuii finally sent me an invitation to Friendster and then 2mon approved me as her friend, so I have a million people who are in my "friends network". Interesting though is that there are 23 girls on my "network" that are younger than I am and are interested in dating.

Thursday, 08/28/03, It looks very promising indeed

So I get up at the crack of dawn. And I bust my hump over to school to get to my 8:00 am cardio vascular and weight training. Now I'm dressed as how I normally dress cause no instructor is gonna make us work out on the first day. But everyone else showed up in work out gear. Those noobs.  An opportunity arose so I wouldn't have to be at school all day. There are absolutely no pretty girls in either of my CS classes, and none of the pretty girls in physics share my discussion session. Darn.

After school we went to Din Ho, and we had the most tender and juicy BBQ pork there. We actually ordered 2 plates. The sizzling beef sucks but Billyjoe keeps insisting on ordering it.

After that, we went to office max. or depo, something like that. And we loaded up on school supplies. Rurouni had not realized just how cheap it was compared to the CO-OP. Well duh! We also picked up 100 CD-R's for $12.

Back to my place where I showed Hunter the slutty beach volley ball games.

Wednesday, 08/27/03, "Please consider my hanging balls of charge"

So I get up and I make myself lunch. I get to school and I work. Now let me say something. 85% of the people who use the physics lab are fugly. Don't know what fugly is? Its a concatenation of "fucking ugly". Not to be mean or anything. So I was unentertained all day, since I had to work straight from 8-2. I finally got out and I went for a stroll on campus. I think I will officially create the University of Texas booby watching society. We will set up blinds and dress in camouflage with our telescopic cameras and video cameras.

So then I go to class, and there are a fair amount of women's there. So I'm happy. The professor almost immediately gets into the lecture and he had visual aids, such as his "hanging balls of charge", and a demonstration of a charged PVC and a coke can. He would charge the PVC pipe, and hold it near the can, which would attract the can, and cause it to roll closer to the pipe. At that point, I felt like screaming out: "Witch a witch! Witchcraft! Burn him!" but of course I didn't. I should have though.

Tuesday, 08/26/03 Busted my hump at the lab

So I came in at 9:00 to help set up the new computers at the lab. Nathan and I were the only ones there. It was hard work. Then after the mojority of everything was set up, Rurouni shows up, and hours later, Billyjoe shows up. I won't comment. Then afterwards we went to Wok N Roll and then we went back to my place where we watched "Cannonball Run" and we played some mercenaries.

Monday, 08/25/03, a picture is worth 1000 words.

That's sourcherry in the front of the tub. She used to be Para's pretend habbo gf. LOL

Monday, 08/25/03, Lets let the pictures speak for themselves

So me and the girl BritishBabe27 had won the semi finals of this beauty contest. So we were sitting in the qualifying area, waiting for the next round, when the owners of the room logged off, so there was no one to conduct further contests, or move the furniture to allow that big mass of people to move freely. So here we are, enjoying the luxury of the vip area, while they're in that pen like cattle.

Then all of a sudden this kid in the red shirt facing us thinks we own the room, and wants us to move the furniture.

People are incredibly stupid

Sunday, 08/24/03, Fogo de Chao!!!!!!!!!!

So I wake up and I watch 3 episodes of Boy meets Grill, with Bobby Flay! They were having a marathon cause  I got over to Jetbabee and Moobob's around 11:30 and they were showing another episode. My mom gave me a nice Polo overnight bag so I now have something to put my clothes into when I travel, instead of just throwing it in the back seat, of my prelude.

So at J&M's we sat around while people still tried to wake up. We then went to Star Pizza, where we had lunch. We ordered 2 pizzas. One rosemary chicken, and one Starburst, which was a pizza covered with starburst candy pieces. Man it was gross, them all being melted and waxy and mixing with the cheese. Ahahahah just kidding. It was just a regular supreme with a fancy name. The pizza was good from a general food point of view. The cheese wasn't too salty, the toppings were good, and the crust was decent.

From the aspect of what we ordered, this was the worst pizza in the world. You see, we ordered Chicago Deep Dish. If someone from Chicago ate this pizza, they would probably get so mad that they would start shooting people. You see, the pizza we ordered was Chicago deep dish. The pizza we got came in these deep dishes that had 3 inch sides, but the pizza itself only had a crust only 1/3's of an inch thick, if that. They just put a regular thin crust pizza in a deep dish pan and let the edges ride up. So the outer crust was really tall, say 1.5 inches, but the bottom crust, which holds the toppings, wasn't any thicker than a normal style crust. Now anyone who knows anything about pizza knows what a Chicago Deep Dish Pizza looks like. There is almost no outer crust. The crust is thick really thick, like in the order of 1.5 to 2 inches. That's pure dough right there. The pizza is supposed to rise to the top of the pan, and then the toppings go on top of that. The keyword here is thick, which Star Pizza wasn't. So bad marks on their deep dish.

On the way back, Moobob, Billyjoe and I stopped at Nippon Daido, where I totally loaded up on Japanese snacks that I can only find in Austin. Sugoiii Desu!

Then we got back and we watched crap on TV for a few hours and then me and Billyjoe called Para, and we picked him up.

Then we went to Fogo de Chao.

Despite arriving there at 5:00 pm, the restaurant was empty. And that was a good thing. We got seated immediately. The waiter asked us if we wanted anything to drink, and I said ice tea. Billyjoe asked for a coke, and I actually coughed out a "no", and then billyjoe wavered, and the waiter asked him again, and this time he said "water". Para asked for a virgin strawberry daiquiri. Later when the waiter asked if he wanted another one, I kicked him under the table, and he said no. The drinks at Fogo are ridiculously expensive.

Now before the party started, Billyjoe was like, "I'm not going to the salad bar at all!", but after looking at it once, he went. Its that good. So we got done with our salad, and Para had opted to go to the bathroom first, and when he came back from the salad bar, he had a pretty big portion of smoked salmon. And me and billyjoe were like, "whoa, where did you get that". So Billyjoe went back and got some.

I always just talk about the food there, but the service is just as nice. I always kinda hint that they want to fill you up with crap filler and get you out of the restaurant as soon as possible. That is further from the truth. I quit 15 minutes before those two did, but the waiters kept asking if there was a particular meat I was waiting for. They were very gracious about it too. And when we had stopped eating, the waiters ask if we are taking a break or we are through. They don't rush us.

When we do request a particular meat, well Para and Billy did, and all they requested was filet mignon and bacon wrapped filet mignon, the staff were very good about bringing some out in a very timely manner. It was wonderful. Billyjoe got greedy and he left his little card on the green side, signaling the meat cutters that he wants more meat, and we were bombarded with all sorts of meat, and after billyjoe realized how foolish it was to leave the card on the green side up, and flipped it back down, we had a huge pile of meat on our plates.

At one point filet mignon came by but Para's and Billyjoe's cards were on the red side up, and while Billyjoe managed to flip his card over without too much hassle, Para got too excited and flipped his card off the table and onto the floor. But we got filet mignon none the less.

I funny dilemma, especially for Billyjoe, arose. Since we were there early, and there was no one else around us, plus we were close to the kitchen, the guys would come to our table first, and Billyjoe got served first. But due to the nature of the meat, he got the medium well part, and then I would be served next, and I would get the medium rare part, and then Para would get the more rarer part. And as everyone who knows, the rarer parts are more tender and juicy. And it was killing Billyjoe. After a while, we realized what was happening, so we gave him some of our cuts of meat.

Now at the beginning, we were adamant on not eating filler, like mashed potatoes, the polenta, salad bar, bananas, or the cheese puffs. But I couldn't resist, and I ate a ton of those cheese puffs, and Billyjoe kept eating the mashed potatoes. Para did very well, and he only had a little of each, but he did eat a lot of smoked salmon.

All in all, I would say we were very happy with our experiences. All of us were smiling all through out the meal time experience. It was that great. And we all agreed that it was totally worth the money.

The lamb chops, the pot roast, the fillet mignon, the top sirloin, the chicken leg, and the leg of lamb were the best in my opinion.

One year from today, if it's still open, I'm going. Who's with me?

Saturday, 08/23/03, Road trip first day

So the plan was to wake up at 7 and get to my place at 8. Well, my friends who aren't morning people, manage to get here and we manage to leave at 8:30, putting us a half hour behind schedule. So we drove 90 mph most of the way to Houston, and we get to our first restaurant early.

It was Ocean Palace, the place to be when it comes to Dim Sum. We ate a lot and had a fun time, but I wanted the green bell peppers with a shrimp stuffing, but they didn't have any. Right after we paid, a cart full of them shows up, and I was like, awww. It was funny though, cause Billyjoe towards the end complained that all the food was out of reach. and if you looked at the table, you could almost distinguish a semi circle in front of where he sat, devoid of food. With food on the outskirts of said circle.  That in itself was too funny. It also turned out that the radius of the semi circle was almost exactly the length of his arm plus chopsticks. Now, the question was, did we put all the food out of Billyjoe's reach? or did he just eat everything that was within his reach? You be the judge.

Afterwards, we went to Dave and Busters where they still have BattleTech. This was something I did when I was younger, and I was a little surprised that it was still around. I managed to get everyone to play, and we had fun. I'll scan in the score sheets so all can see. At the end, Me and Rurouni teamed up and we dished out flaming death to Mickey Mouse, but Moobob and Lichee kept shooting us in the back, even though we had an unspoken understanding not to do so. We put Jetbabee in the biggest, toughest, slowest mech, and we used her as bait. We blasted do many people who were trying to kill her. It was awesome. I know we can get a similar experience with just playing MW4 over the internet, but that's not the same.

Then I went home where I spent time with my mother.  Kamuii stopped by and we chatted. The terrible trio came over, and they ran around bugging me. Maggie has started her growth spurt and she's getting tall. My mom took me to some panneria or something like that. She had been raving about it for like a week. Its a bread shop that serves sandwiches and soup and salad. Currently its the new hot yuppie trend thingy to do, so everyone was there. When I finally got my sandwich, it wasn't that great. Stupid yuppies and their fads.

Friday, 08/22/03, All work and no play makes me a dull Habbo.

I spent most of the day working. Then I played habbo where I got into more hilarious hijinks. Lets see if I have any pics

That's me in the middle. If only my real life was more like habbo.

Thursday, 08/21/03, I'm going the distance

So today I updated www.paintballnewbies.com with more items. Its such slow tedious business. I need an assistant.

Around 1 billyjoe shows up to play DOAXBV. Our new objective I guess is to buy enough cheerleader outfits for all the girls to wear. I think its a brilliant plan.

Eventually we got hungry, and we went to buffet palace because I wanted some of those pan fried dumplings. So we get there, and there are none. The rest of the food there sucked. It's nothing like the one down south. Jeez, the one down south even has attractive waitresses, unlike the dump near my place. I almost managed to eat 3 plates of food. But the lady took away half a plate when I got up to get dumplings. Oh well.

We went back to my place where we played more volleyball; like, 9 more hours of volleyball. Well actually billyjoe was doing it himself. I was on habbo. www.habbohotel.com

Lets talk about habbo shall we? Its actually quite a novel concept. Essentially its a chat room. I huge chat room. a huge graphical chat room with avatars. That's right. You pick a little guy to be you, and you walk around the hotel and you walk up to, or sit down by some other habbo who's by themselves, and you talk to them. I think its a great idea, and better in some ways than AIM or ICQ.

But of course these things have a tendency to go terribly terribly wrong. Because of its nature, it has tended to attract tons and tons of kids. Which in turn caused the developers to put in place a swear filter. But even more, they've filtered even more words, such as "cyber", "password", "sucks", and a bunch of other things.

Now, instead of removing these words from their vocabulary they now spell these words wrong to get around the filter. Compound this with the fact that you can only type so much on a given line, has given rise to sentences that look like: "hey wuts up. u doin ne thing l8ter". I've even caught myself doing this once or twice on some really long sentences. This will bring about a new generation of illiterate retards who will just serve to drag humanity into the gutter.

 An interesting observation is that in the mornings, for where I live, its evening in the United Kingdoms (UK). So that's when the english kids are on. and in the evenings here, that's when the North Americans are on. I would just say US, but there's a large number of Canadians on too, eh? So what about this? It's like night and day.

UK kids, they literally start off every conversation with ASL ( age sex language) which furthers my cause into believing kids from UK that habbo are retarded. Mostly because sex is a irrelevant question since you can just look at the habbo and see for yourself. Also, kids in the UK have no concept of online safety. I guess there aren't that many kidnappers or stalkers there cause they'll tell you exactly where they live if you ask them. Also, they're more preoccupied with their little thingys, such as furniture, being in a habbo mafia. having a habbo job, of finding a hot boyfriend.

People in North America, are more private about their details, and they just want to chat, and not get a job, or stuff. Its fun to mess with the UK kids though. Its like watching monkeys at the zoo.

Now, I guess I'm the only immature one of my friends because I habbo instead of killing Germans in the WWII era, or just blowing up shit in general. But some of my escapades have caught word with them, and some of them have started to habbo too.

One of my friends in particular, Para, got on, and he made the mistake of putting "to find hot girls" on his missing statement on his profile. I dunno. I put "to find out who bent my wookie." Its a reference to Ralph Wiggum on the simpsons. And no, wookie is not a reference to my penis.

So Para gets on, and I sort of forgot to tell him that the average age group is 12-16. So he picks a suit, and spiky gray hair, and I guess it must be the ideal stud for habbo 12 year olds cause all of a sudden they're all like "I love you Para!". He still doesn't know their age. and he's all like "I love you too!" and they're like "will you be my BF?", and he says "yes". Christ. I mean, I guess he didn't pick up on how all these girls were hitting on me, and I was deflecting them left and right. He must have thought, "Bonus!" cause as soon as I reject one girl, they hit on him, which he immediately accepts. Strange though, cause I lie about my age in habbo. I never say I'm as old as I am, I always say 17-18, it doesn't freak out the people I talk to. But whenever a girl asks para's age, he always tells the truth "23 m Austin, TX". And I always go "ooh no" to myself, "He just screwed up major".  But I guess when "love" is involved, girls will lie about their age, cause all of a sudden they're 18-19, which after having just a simple 5 minute conversation with them, you will notice that they're not anywhere close to 18. It's just so funny to see him crash and burn like that. Cause at the end of the night, they were cybering, I guess, and I shouted out "see if she's into anal", to which she replied "whats that!, tell me what that is para! tell me now! what!" I logged off promptly afterwards.

Yes I'm going to hell, but I'll be laughing all the way there.

bobba is the default word they replace all filtered words with. I just met this person.

Wednesday, 08/20/03, Whatever happened to the eating machine?

Movie Paraphrase of the day: "I am the paterfamilias"

So today I went to lunch with 2mon. We went to Sarovar. For some reason, when it comes to Sarovar, I'm the go to guy. Does no one else like to go there? Strange. So I go there for lunch to get the buffet. Lemme tell you, being the first ones there is great. Everything was hot and fresh, and right when we got to the end of the bar, the dude pulls out this big ass tray of Tandoori chicken. There were even huge chunks of just meat. No bone. And there wasn't any naan on the buffet line, so the waiter brought us a big basket full of fresh naan.

But there was a sad side. I only ate 1 plate of food. I tried to eat more, but I couldn't. Only 1 plate of food. If Billyjoe was there, I bet he wouldn't be my friend anymore. I used to be able to eat so much. I was like some black hole that could suck down a half dozen hot dogs, 3 hamburgers, 1.5 large supreme pizzas, family size bags of chips didn't stand a chance against me, I always calculated how much I ate by multiplying the serving size by the number of servings per container. Dumplings? 32 or more please.

Somewhere along the course of my life did my stomach capacity shrink dramatically. My appetite is still as large as ever, but my ability has diminished. I always feel disappointed after each meal when there's so much food left over. Oh well.

So I finally watched "Run Lola, Run" or is it "Run! Lola! Run!" or maybe "Run: Lola Run". Anyway I watched it. I bought it a year ago when me and 2mon visited Fry's for some reason, and it sat on my shelf ever since. It is an interesting movie, in that its actually 3 really short movies of the same events happening over and over, but have slight variations which lead to different outcomes. They made me sit through 2 bad endings until they got to the super fantastic happy ending. And yes, there was a lot of running.

I can't wait for the American remake of the movie, "Run Jennifer Love Hewitt Run" in Matrix 360 degree slow down vision. Its going to be so beautiful.

Tuesday, 08/19/03, If it weren't for the journal, I wouldn't know what day it is

Movie Paraphrase of the day:

"Ok, I lied, I'm not really a super cop. Sorry."
"That's ok. I kinda figured that out. I just didn't want to embarrass you in front of the killer"

So I am god awfully bored. Super duper bored. So I've started watching TV. But its weird. Cause you know how during summer, when you don't have to go to school, and waking up is optional, time becomes one big long mess.  So the only sure fire way to at least know what day it is, is to turn on your TV. Simpsons = Sunday, Antiques Road Show = Monday, 4 hours of cooking shows = Saturday, Friends = Thursday. But of course there's still so many other days I haven't covered, like 6 or 7. Now I watch enough TV to know kinda what's up, but not really. So I turn on the stupid box, and there's Law and Order: SVU. Oh ok! Its Friday. But then I change the channel, and its American Juniors. Ok Thursday? Flipping the channel again shows that Jim Belushi show. Wednesday? Oh well. Thank god for computers that tell me what day it is.

Monday, 08/18/03, I love Summer

So after working a million hours in the lab today, I finally get to go home. Billyjoe came along and we got some Wok n Roll for dinner. Then we played some slutty beach volleyball. It was great. Just as a contrast, I had him play DOAXBV to show him how much better Outlaw Volleyball is, but he somehow got into the game. Now DOAXBV has so much more to it than volleyball. You have a partner, and it's almost like your dating her. You have to keep her mood up by buying her stuff and giving it to her as a present. And they just won't accept any gift you give, they are very very picky, and if you buy them the wrong stuff, they'll throw it away. Billyjoe  had a 150K bikini tossed in the trash by some girl he was trying to get to be a partner with. So we had to look up some FAQS online, and for a beach ball game, there are so many. And most of them are dedicated to what each girl likes, item wise. It was funny.

Then we started playing Outlaw Volleyball. It's funny when Billyjoe is winning, he doesn't say a thing, but as soon as he starts losing, "this controller is broken", or "the camera angle sucks", or some other lame excuse. People are funny creatures.

So finally, at the end of the night, after playing through so many events, we finally unlocked Summer. No not the season, the stripper. =D

Summer is the most scantily clad player in the game, and its funny, cause while she's an A class volleyball player, I bet most men, including myself would have still played her if she was the shittiest player in the game.

Sunday, 08/17/03, A new genre is born

So I was doing my thing, and I realize, with Dead or Alive Extreme Beach Volleyball and Outlaw Volleyball, and a hand full of other games, there now exists a genre called Slutty Beach Volleyball. According to spell check, "slutty" isn't a word. Anyway, the characteristics of the games are this: Skimpy bikinis, Big breasted characters, with 80% of their polygon count dedicated to their breasts, realistic bouncing physics, or maybe even unrealistic bouncing physics, and lots of touching.

I can't wait for new genres, such as slutty beach first person shooters, slutty beach real time strategy, slutty beach puzzle games, slutty beach flight simulators, etc. I look forward to our brave and exciting and scantily clad big breasted future! Huzzah!

Saturday, 08/16/03, All the way out in Butt Farking Egypt

We took David Para to Pao's Mandarin House for his birthday. Man, its out there. Its actually close to where Cougirl and SweetSoma live. Now that's saying something. Pao's is a mandarin Chinese restaurant, and they serve mandarin style Chinese food. It was good, but I still prefer Cantonese style. It was funny cause they have 2 types of menus. One for white folk, and one for Chinese folk. We got the Chinese folk kind. And when the waiter saw us, he immediately took all the forks and knives off of our table. When Hunter showed, the waiter asked if he needed a fork. That was funny and racist all at the same time.

Friday, 08/15/03, BFG: Boobs, Fun, and Games

So I had to work. Since school let out for me, I keep thinking I don't have to show up to work either. But I do. So I went to work. Billygoat and I went to subway for lunch. So as we were about to leave, I hear a guy giving his order to the lady behind the counter, and I was like, I know that voice. I looked over, and it was a person I had seen on the news like dozens of times. It was Mack Brown, the Head coach of the UT football team. And I was like, wow, cause he's a celebrity. But then it struck me as weird because this was Mack Brown, at the shitty subway behind campus. I mean, he makes a lot of money, and I bet the university would take care of him for lunch. But there he was at subway, ordering a 6 inch club. Weird. Really, that subway is totally shitty.

So then the game plan was to go to dinner and then see Jason Vs. Freddy. So we go to bone daddy's which fulfilled the boobies portion of the evening. Then all of a sudden a mutiny happens, and Billyjoe and Rurouni don't want to pay $8 to see the movie. I think they were just scared.

So then we go back to my place and play games until 2 am. Goldenboy joins us later and him and Billyjoe go and play beach spikers.

Thursday, 08/14/03, Something Later

So I was just bumming around the house, and SweetSoma logs on, and we make chit chat, and we end up making plans to meet at Buffet Palace down south. So we go and we eat. It seems whenever I go to dinner with cute girls, I eat like half as much as I normally do. I only ate 1.5 plates of food, and I totally didn't eat dessert. We got there at 6:30, and we didn't leave until 9. Anyway it was fun, and I got to see a nice buffet palace, instead of the crummy one near my place. It was too bad SweetSoma didn't feel too great or we could have done something else.

Thursday, 08/14/03, I'll post something now incase I forget later.

Sometimes I make myself laugh. I can be incredibly stupid sometimes. Let me share:

[09:46] kamuiiv: interesting..I've been using my sensor for some time now and I tried the mach crap and I hated it
[09:46] kamuiiv: lol
[09:47] GDL Grey: sensor is 2 blade?
[09:47] kamuiiv: is it?
[09:47] kamuiiv: I thought it was
[09:47] kamuiiv: maybe I'm blind
[09:47] kamuiiv: hahahah
[09:47] GDL Grey: i dunno. you tell me
[09:47] GDL Grey: your the one using it
[09:48] GDL Grey: i had to switch cause i couldnt find anymore replacement razors for my razor
[09:48] GDL Grey: but cmon
[09:48] GDL Grey: using 2 blades is like using a pentium pro
[09:48] kamuiiv: LOL
[09:48] GDL Grey: you see
[09:48] GDL Grey: for every razor blade they add
[09:49] GDL Grey: it decreases the time of your shave
[09:49] GDL Grey: i cant wait till they add so many razors that the time it takes you to shave will go negative
[09:49] GDL Grey: thus causing horriffic rifts in time and space
[09:49] kamuiiv: yea its 2 blade
[09:49] kamuiiv: :)
[09:49] GDL Grey: soon, man will walk with the dinosaur once again!
[09:49] kamuiiv: omg!
[09:49] kamuiiv: lol
[09:50] GDL Grey: i think this will happen around 32 razors

Wednesday, 08/13/03, Free Ice Cream!

So the College of engineering at UT decided to give away free ice cream to their students. So being an engineering student, I got in line. =D

So they had like 3 flavors, or something, and a few toppings. At the beginning, I was like, "I'm gonna go traditional. Vanilla, nuts, strawberries, and fudge", but then the closer I got to the front, the more I kept changing it. Eventually, I ended up getting all the toppings: strawberries, M&M's, Heath Bar pieces, Oreos, Nuts, and fudge. My, it was good.

I beat Silent Hill 3. It was pretty hard. And freaky. Now I get to go about and get the other endings and all the neat bonus loot. I think the scariest part of the game was where I was in the abandoned mannequin  factory, and there was a room full of headless mannequins and it was dark, and there were no lights, and stuff sometimes starts moving on their own. So I was like "<whimpering> omg omg, gotta get the items and get out of here!" and there was this one mannequin with its head on in the center of the room, and I was like, "Oh jeez, oh jeez" and a few seconds after a turn my back, I heard a small girl let out a bloodcurdling scream. So I peed myself a little, and then I went back, and the head was on the floor, and there was a bunch of blood coming out from the neck and head part, and it was terrible.

In all the Silent Hill games, they've always sent me to the hospital for some reason. I hate the hospital in Silent Hill. First, all the lights are out, and you get to wander the hallways with only a tiny pocket flashlight that has a light radius of 5 feet. I can't explain to you how dark it is, but its also confining. Compound this with killer zombie monster nurses, and you have yourself a nightmare. Oh wait, no. Plus there's gurneys with dead people on them covered in bloody sheets. All over the place. And you read notes and memos about the crazy people who reside there. And there's blood everywhere.

And there's only one place worse than going into the hospital in the game, and that's going  into the basement of the hospital. I don't even want to talk about the atrocities that go on there.

And finally, the stuff that nightmares are made of.

Tuesday, 08/12/03, Free! Free at Last!

So besides work, I'm free. Today was my final exam in Physics. I can now do all the stuff I've wanted to do for a while. Plus I can finally finish www.paintballnewbies.com and finally start generating some revenue.

As for my final exam, I guess you could best describe it as "a monkey at a firing squad." yes, I'm the monkey.

Please excuse me while I play Silent Hill 3

Oh, and it finally happened. I've been talking about the transition from 2 bladed razors to 3 bladed razors, and how I was resistant to the concept. But eventually due to marketing and availability, I had to switch to 3 blades, and its actually more comfortable. So I've been pondering, when are they going to come out with 4 blades? I mean, it doesn't take geniuses to come up with this. And its not like adding a 4th blade is a radical new concept completely different from adding a 3rd blade to 2. I mean, tomorrow they can use the same technology to add a 5th to the 4th. When will it end?

This is just a link to go to the article talking about it. http://biz.yahoo.com/rb/030812/manufacturing_gillette_suit_2.html

Monday, 08/11/03, If you look very closely....

Have you seen the Jack in the Box commercial? The one for the "Northwest Chicken Salad" and how they were doing it in the great northwest, and it was all rainy in a forest, and it turns out the cue card guy messed up and wrote north instead of south. So then they fix the error, and they're in sunny New Mexico, where they all belong. So what's the point of all this? They show the corrected card, with north crossed out and south written in. Yeah so what? Look closely at the cue card guy's face. You'll see that he's been worked over a few times. Black eye, bandages, and he doesn't look happy. Now that is hilarious. What's more hilarious is  who do you think did it? I think Jack. Despite being such a happy guy on TV, I probably bet he's a raging alcoholic, womanizing, wife-beating, dog kicking asshole.

Sunday, 08/10/03, ROAD TRIP!

So anyway, were planning a road trip to Houston to eat, and then eat, and then eat, and if there's any time left, we'll visit Pam and Leo. Its gonna be sweet. Fogo De Chao. Dim Sum, mmmmm-mmmm! Too bad we're gonna have to deal with Houstonians. Odds are, one of us will be shot, One of our cars will be jacked, and one of us will develop a weird growth that no one can explain.

As for today, nothing happened. =P

Saturday, 08/09/03, The official anonymous aim message Saturday

Since I'm studying, nothing really interesting is happening, plus I need to study. So I'll just post a funny conversation I had with someone, changing their name to anonymous. And for extra fun, you can guess who they are.

[11:56] <anonymous>: are the red ones gladiolus
[11:56] GDL Grey: i dont know
[11:56] <anonymous>: neet :D
[11:57] <anonymous>: so where are you going to go?
[11:57] GDL Grey: i dont know
[11:57] GDL Grey: dinner and movies
[11:58] <anonymous>: ooo, what movie? :D
[11:58] <anonymous>: we'll probably *finally* go see pirates of the Caribbean tomorrow
[11:58] GDL Grey: American wedding
[11:59] <anonymous>: i kinda want to see it
[11:59] GDL Grey: well then go see it
[11:59] <anonymous>: it's hard, we haven't gone to the movies much lately :(
[12:00] GDL Grey: well at least you have a hubby to go with
[12:00] GDL Grey: i have to find dates just to watch movies
[12:00] <anonymous>: he's the problem
[12:00] GDL Grey: then just deny him sex
[12:00] GDL Grey: that'll motivate him good
[12:00] <anonymous>: that'll never work
[12:00] GDL Grey: just try it out for a week
[12:01] <anonymous>: he might not notice ;)
[12:01] GDL Grey: well then, take away his keyboard
[12:02] GDL Grey: he'll notice that
[12:02] <anonymous>: actually, he's been off the computer most of this week, lol... he's been biking to work so he gets tired early :(
[12:03] GDL Grey: take away his bicycle
[12:03] <anonymous>: HEHEHE :P

Friday, 08/08/03, sometimes it makes a difference.

So I was sitting in the tub cause I have nothing better to do, and I was thinking about my date with SweetSoma. Yesterday at the restaurant, I ordered a coke, a chicken fried chicken, and a salad. Well, the salad came with the chicken. But get this; when asked what dressing I would like on my salad I said light Italian. Light Italian. Yes, cause that will make the big difference alongside the fried chicken and the 2 cokes I drank.

Thursday, 08/07/03, At least he doesn't try and body check me when I walk past him.

So today the professor was like, "for the sake of education, I will teach this chapter, but it wont be on your final exam. And I will assign homework, but it won't be for a grade." You could just see how enthusiastically everyone was taking down notes.

Afterwards, he gave a practice final, and he said, "I will let you work for an hour, and at the end of the hour, I will give you the answers. Or you can just leave." And everyone except for me and 4 other people left.

So I had asked the professor for Aeris's homework so I could give it to her, cause she was skipping. And the professor was like, "Why do you want her homework?" to which I responded, "So I can give it to her. I'm going to see her later." and he asked, "So you have a date with her later?" and I simply stated, "no." amused he said, "ah, so I see, it's a good trick. 'Oh, come meet me for coffee, so I can give you your homework back.'" I just smiled.

Well at least I got out of class early.

So then I went out on my date with Marisela. It was fun. It's pretty cool since we talked almost the whole entire time we were together except for the movie, and bathroom breaks. It was awesome cause she was so busy talking to me at the restaurant, she hadn't even looked at what to order, and had to send the waitress away 3 times because she wasn't ready. I think great that Marisela is into The Beatles. Most people her age are into stupid music. Or are completely oblivious as to the classics of the past.

The movie was fun. American Wedding tops all of the other ones. They really focused in on the comedy parts and removed the pretty people parts. That just left ugly funny people, strippers, and Kevin. Kevin didn't have very many speaking lines either, and I bet he would have been cut, but just Jim finch and Stiffler wouldn't be such a good idea, since it'd be so funny, everyone would pee their pants in the theater.

Wednesday, 08/06/03, If you mix the letters around, you get "ramka"

So I was talking to Aeris, and she was asking why I'd do stuff for her for no reward, and I replied, "for the karma". What a silly thing to say huh? Well, think about it this way. Religion is a person's relationship with god. We follow the rules of the religion, and in the end, after we die, we get to go to heaven. Now with Karma, it is the net force of luck* a creature accrues during their life, in their interaction with every other living creature in existence. Simply put, you do something good for someone, you get good karma. You do something bad for someone, you get bad karma. And it adds up, or subtracts. Depends on what you do. So while a religious person has to wait his entire life to reap their rewards, a karma guy can experience the affects of his Karma during their lifetime. Karma is more of a modifier of results in life. Whether they have a good result or a bad result is partially based on Karma. Say you have good karma, but you murder someone. Because you have good karma doesn't mean you will get away scott free, but a person with good karma will have a lesser punishment than a person with bad karma.

Karma is better because it is universal, and there are no rules to it. Just treat people good, and how you want to be treated, and you will get good karma. Religion sometimes requires you to kill people just because or other bad things.

And if we all practiced Karma, we'd treat each other better, thus enriching the lives of people around us, and thus yourselves.

So an example of good karma: I drove to work and I passed 2 cops, and didn't get pulled over even though I was speeding, and I was doing it in the center divider. Just kidding. And then I got my game that I ordered from Europe, AND it wasn't confiscated, or damaged in the shipping process. Plus it was really really cool.

Now you might say that karma had nothing to do with those things, but I say it does. Cause it could have been just as likely that one or more of those things could have gone wrong.

Tuesday, 08/05/03, I haven't gotten sick for quite some time now.

Poor poor cougirl. She's sick again, and that's not cool. I on the other hand, am a shining beacon of healthiness. I am freaking shiny. Ok, so I really don't know what I'm talking about. Get better cougirl. School was boring. We just kept talking about lenses and stuff. Lab was equally uneventful, and dinner.

So like, yall are thinking to yourself, man, this is boring. But he probably has some sort of really funny finish or something.

Well not exactly.

The best I can muster is that one of my anonymous friends got a call from their relative where the relative gave them a member of the opposite sex's number, except they forgot to ask for their name. Of course, they called their relative back and asked for the name, but what if like, right after the phone call the relative died, and the name died with the relative. I think that would make for an interesting situation:

"Um hi, are you a hot person?"
"Hi, you don't know me, and I don't know you, but how'd you like to go on a date"
"Are you interested in switching your long distance phone company? cause if you are, tell me what you look like, starting with hair color, eye color, bust size, hip size and waist size....."
"Operator here, I have a collect call from Dr. Love"

I gotta try that last one once before I die.

And if you haven't seen it by now:

Auto-response from grey: if you're not a big breasted hottie, go away!

ahahaah just kidding, leave me a message.

unless you ARE a big breasted hottie, then call me, 1 512 380 7883 (STUD)

if you're just a regular hottie, send me an email with your pic. ill get back to you in 6 - 8 weeks.

No fat chicks
 

Monday, 08/04/03, I think I was born a pervert

So at work today I was downloading video clips of Jennifer Love Hewitt. Mostly her music videos and such. I came across a clip of her in a bra style bikini I guess, and she was running on a tread mill. Least to say, I was very happy. You know, Christmas happy and all that. But then I realized that this was a deleted scene from the movie "Heartbreakers", and I have the DVD. I have ALL the Jennifer Love Hewitt DVDs. So I was like, I've had this DVD for more than a year, and I've never seen this clip before? I had to find out on Kazaa?!?!? Man, I'm so mad at myself for missing such a beautiful deleted scene. man. But I'm still glad I found it. =D

Oh yeah, I updated my Jagged Alliance 2 journal a few days ago, but forgot to post the link

Sunday, 08/03/03, It's like the devil uses the USPS

So I get some Best Buy coupons in the mail. I get 2 of those 10% off ones, and I get a 10% off of 3 videogames, movies, or music. So I was like, yeah, your standard fare. But then they had this coupon for every $150 I buy, I get a $25 gift card. So if I spend $300, I get $50 back. Essentially its 16.6% discount on stuff. Anyway, that's a big hook for me. Must......resist..... not buy ........aw screw it.

So I was taking more pictures for www.paintballnewbies.com. Man, its hard work. So tiring and repetitive. And I still have a bunch of stuff to shoot.

I've been downloading remakes of certain songs, and I managed to get the London Symphony Orchestra's remake of "The Super Mario Brothers". I laughed my ass off.

Oh yes, and if you're flying anytime soon, be prepared to kick some Taliban ass, cause those assholes are thinking of hijacking some more of our planes. Yeah, like that's gonna work again.

Saturday, 08/02/03, Fun for the whole family

For some reason, I didn't have a lot of laundry to do today. I guess I forgot to wear clothes for most of the week. So then Billyjoe came over after work, and we went to Bone Daddy's, a wholesome family restaurant. I wish I was being sarcastic. For those of you who don't know, Bone Daddy's is a nicer classier Hooters that serves BBQ instead of wings, and whose waitresses are so much hotter. So much hotter. And since it was summer, they were wearing their T-shirts tied in such a way that they ended at the bottom of the breasts, giving the patrons a full show of abdomen. And the shorts. well, they don't call them shorts for no reason.

So as you can infer, Bone Daddy's is a guy type hangout. Or was a guy type hangout. The first thing I noticed was that there were 2 hot girls at a table talking and eating. Huh? So we got a seat, and then I noticed 2 old women and a small girl at another table eating there. And then I saw a family of 3, husband, wife, and small boy eating there. WTF?

Anyway, despite the hot scantily clad waitresses, you could not tell this was a hooteresque restaurant by the patronage. It totally takes all the fun out when there are families and stuff there. And the reason is because these families are so cheap that they cant afford going to a regular restaurant they have to eat at Bone Daddy's. It turns out they have a large selection of meals for well under $10. So now the place is filled with white trash. and let me tell you, that sucks. Yeah, and it's wholly inappropriate when you see an 8 year old eye a waitresses ass.

Friday, 08/01/03 Edward Norton Night

So I go to work, and I eat at Double Dave's. Blah, boring. Later I go home, and I totally forgot to put my savegame on the web so I could download it at home, so I ended up doing random things around the house. Eventually I settle, and I put in "The Score" with Brando, De Niro, and Norton. It was your typical thief/heist movie, with your all too predictable betrayal at the end. Glad I only paid like $6 for it.

Then I put in Fight Club. It just caught my eye for some reason. I think its one of those deliciously strange movies. With the whole support group, the fight club, their culture/civilization, and then the whole I'm crazy at the end. What a hoot. Oh yeah, the scene with the convenience store clerk was pretty cool too. You could have eaten corn flakes, and those would have been the most delicious meal ever. Watch the movie if you don't know what I'm talking about.

I started playing the guitar again after the test. It was something to do while watching the movies. My fingers hurt. Soon I'll have nice hard calluses on the tips to provide a nice clean sound. What amazes me is that I haven't played in what seems like a few years. I was really into it when I was at UH, all the chicks dug me, but when I moved to UT, I didn't play anymore since there wasn't any lounges that I was familiar with.

Oh yeah, back to the amazing part. Ok I don't play well. I suck. Stylistically and content-ly. Meaning I only know the intros to most songs, and not the full versions. OK here's the amazing part. The stuff I know, the stuff I can play, I can do unconscious. My hands they know what to do without thinking about it. And it's just so weird to watch it cause I'm not like, "ring finger goes on 3rd string at the 4th fret", its just natural. its like, "Bam bam bam........bam", well all except the 4th chord of the intro to "Stairway to Heaven". My mind deleted that part. Its funny cause I still know the 5th chord. So is my mind doing it? or do body parts remember things? cause both hands know what to do, and I really don't tell them to do anything, except which song I want to play. I'm pretty sure other people experience this too, and I'm not ...special......sob....

Thursday, 07/31/03, Test Time, Sarovar time, Din ho time, and then moving time.

So then I take the test. I was reading something on the internet, and it was talking about one of the theories about memory capacity. This one was the "limited hard drive space" kind, and was talking about how the brain makes room for new information. To get to the point, he says that the brain just kicks out something at random. It has no way of knowing what is useful and what isn't so everything is subject to deletion.

So I was thinking, what if I went into the test, and my brain is full, and as soon as I read a question, that new information, the question, kicked out the answer to said question? Wouldn't that be deliciously ironic? That would be an argument for god, and why he hates us for killing Jesus.

So after the test, Aeris was like, "Lets go to Sarovar, and me being an idiot said "Right now?". It's so funny. I gotta hone my responses. Pretty girl asks you to dinner, say "yes". Anyway we get there at 4:50 and we had to wait outside like dorks, just standing there, waiting, for them to open, gotta stop talking like strong bad.

So anyway, they finally open and we get a table, and we have dinner and pleasant conversation, and curry, and nan, and rava sala dosa masa tikki lasi poori falaffel gordita taco pakora. The food was good. The company was better. It looked better too. =D

So then Aeris went back to school to take a 2 hour nap. I went home where I proceeded to do none of the things I so wanted to do right before the test. Again.

After a certain point, I was bombarded with IM's going to dinner. Since Hunter was one of them, there was no question where we would be going for dinner, what would be ordered, and where we would be going for desert:

Din ho, sesame chicken, Dairy Queen

After Din Ho, the deal was that Hunter buys us ice cream, and we help him move his furniture out.

Right when we get to the parking lot of Dairy queen, they turn off the sign and lights. So Hunter wasn't able to buy us ice cream, so we did a really shitty job of moving.

Thursday, 07/31/03, This is too good to pass up. I laughed to hard.

http://www.askmen.com/love/player/19_love_games.html that's where I got it from. Ill post the text at a later date incase it gets taken down.

Thursday, 07/31/03, <Adam Sandler> "I love the boobhay"

"The President of the United States of America is our representational avatar. " -from atx115's blog

Really? Our avatar? Like in all those D&D games? I didn't know we were playing D&D. Dang. We should use Magic Missle +5 on Iraq. Or someother more devastating spell, like Harm or something.

If I had to choose an Avatar, I'd pick Jennifer Love Hewitt in a skimpy bikini. The whole world would like us better.

Men: cause they love the boobie

women: cause a woman is president, ....or something

and the great thing would be it would bring about world peace, or not. JLH would be invited to all the peace accord talks just so everyone can stare at her breasts, thus mollifying the whole entire world.

but then again, people would get into fights just so they could have those peace talks. But of course those would be the most half-assed fights ever

//after a few girly slaps

Mohammed: is that enough?

Abraham: yeah. lets call the US

Mohammed: awww yeaah

There's my answer to world peace.

but then again, those stupid middle easterners find things like boobs and bikinis and women offensive, so that would just piss them off more.

why can't they be more like the civilized world and embrace boobs. They know they want to.

I love to embrace boobs.

See! Just click the pic and stare at it for a few hours. It'll make you more peaceful

Wednesday, 07/30/03, "If all your friends were doing it, would you do it too?" "Yes, yes I would"

So here we are on a study break. It seems being in some god forsaken and internet forsaken, yet very beautiful third world country, has taken its toll on 2mon, who seemingly went on a 3 day internet surfing bender, and she didn't just do I internet personality test, but TWO! So not to be out done by her, here are my 2:

very oddly though, I was 1 question away from both Homsar and King of Town.

There was nothing I could do to change this without blatantly lying on the quiz. Click the pics to take your own quizzes.

Tuesday, 07/29/03, Not the scene from "The Matrix Reloaded"

So anyway, caveman sex. Back before the time of communication, we were still reproducing. But like I said, no communication, and definitely no dating. And I probably bet there wasn't foreplay either. What's my point? I'm getting there.

Sex was had, but I'm pretty sure it wasn't consensual. A male with the desire to relive his load, found a woman, had his way with her, and then left. Now I know they didn't have rape back then, but today that is what it is called. So essentially cavemen raped cavewomen, and that's how babies are born. Now not all cave men are rapists. There are the nice guy cave men. The ones who are only friends with cave women. They're the ones that watch the hairy cavewomen from afar, sigh wistfully, and write caveman poetry on their cave apartments. And meanwhile the captain of the cave football team is out there impregnating like 5 cavewomen a night. So we are the descendents of rapists. Or cave football captains.

Or. It was cave women that went around and got what they wanted. They would go around and do whatever that turns on cavemen, I really don't want to elaborate, and then they'd do their business. Those are the ones who have children, and therefore we are their descendents. We are the descendents of sluts. Cause the homely cavegirls dreamt of their cave-prince charming, but that never happens, and then they get eaten by a saber toothed tiger or something.

So there you have it folks. We are the descendents of rapists and sluts. Now you might say, "blah blah blah", and I'd say to you, "Eeeeeh! Wrong!" cause you see, the human genome pool, is like the ocean. If you pee in the ocean, two things result. 1. You will never ever get the pee out. and 2. after 1000 years, your pee will be evenly distributed throughout the whole entire ocean.

Isn't that cool? If you pee in the ocean, eventually it will be everywhere.

Monday, 07/28/03, Double Feature Monday

Contains spoilers about "Signs"

So after I got home, I decided to watch Episode 2. But right when I pulled the box off the shelf, I put it back and I grabbed "Signs". Now I'm not going to be able to sleep tonight. I wonder why I like to scare myself. Anyway. I liked it the first time I saw it in theaters. But soon afterwards, a bunch of people started criticizing it for being stupid. One of their main complaints was, "those aliens are stupid to invade a planet that's 70% water when their weakness is water. Another complaint was that they had trouble getting out of pantries or through boarded up doors.

Ok, the second one I don't really have a response to. But you have to remember, this is middle America, and their wood working skills are better than most American's. So maybe it was extra sturdy.

As for the first one, if you think hard enough, it makes a lot of sense, and it just shows how quick people are to prove they are stupid, and put things down without thinking about it.

So when it came down to the line, the goal of the aliens was to harvest us, as in for food. So lets talk about earth. Yes, its 70% water, therefore unsuitable to invade if you have a severe allergic reaction to water. But think about how many other planets in our solar system have life forms to harvest. Obviously they weren't after mineral resources. They were after food. Listen carefully to the radio towards the end of the movie when they were in the basement. The radioman actually said that his friend's family was poisoned and taken away. Now remember, that the poison is a by product of the alien, so it'd be like eating your own spit. So yes, the aliens risked their lives to harvest food. Sounds stupid? Ever hear of commercial fishing? Ever hear of boats capsizing and sinking to the bottom of the ocean? Yes, water kills us too. Just not on a smaller scale. There are certain types of bacteria that live in 200+ degree hot springs on earth. If I was splashed with that, I'd probably shriek and pass out too.

Anyway, the movie made more sense than the detractors put out. You just have to keep your mouth shut for a while and think about it.

Me on the other hand, have trouble staying out of panties.

And then afterwards, I watched Episode 2.

"I'm not afraid of dying. cause I've been dying a little bit everyday since I met you again."

Yeah, cheesiest line ever.

Monday, 07/28/03, While in the shower

So I was showering, like I do daily, and I was thinking. "What must have gone through the first caveman's mind when he had to take a crap". I mean, yeah, it's second nature for us, but what about the first time someone was conscious about it? Take this for instance, you see a caveman walking down the street:

"Do de do...huh? I feel funny. Stomach hurts. Ugh! Really hurts now. WTF! omg! what is that coming out of my ass! that's so freaky! ugh! the smell! AAAAAHHHHH" and then he runs away.

And what about the first time a caveman saw another caveman do it?

"So I say Clifford, 3 dinosaurs came by yesterday and made off with 2 of my wives. Now I only have 3 left."
"That's a damn shame Thaddeus, but you know how women are, here one day, gone the next."
"So very true Clifford, So very true"
"Yes, as I always say......uuuunnngggghhh"
"What seems to be the problem Cliff? Dear sweet god, something is coming out of your ass!"
"huuuuurrrrggghhhh"
"Oh my, and the smell! It's like the wrong end of a saber-toothed lion!"
"aaaaahhhhhh it burns!"
"Oh well, I must say I have to be going Cliff, uh, I hear my 3 wives calling me. 'uh, Yes dear! I'll pick up some milk from the corner store, which doesn't exist yet in the stone age'. Yes, good luck with whatever you're doing there Cliff, I'll catch you later"

And at this point Thaddeus quickly makes a hasty retreat. And poor Cliff was never invited back to the yacht club ever again.

Yeah, I know, I'm an idiot.

Tomorrow I'll talk about caveman sex.

Sunday, 07/27/03, I almost got tricked into seeing Tomb Raider 2

So I was going to post a mini play here, something that popped into my head while I was showering, but after going through the imaginary exchange between friends, I saw that it could have a whole lot of hidden meaning, and could be taken out of context by multiple parties, resulting in my getting in trouble. So I'll just get to the punch line:

"Yeah, plus her breasts are too small."

actually that too can be taken out of context, or be interpreted wrongly. So that's why its crossed out.

I had fun all day, and then the gang went to Applebees's for dinner. I ordered 2 meals and took half of each home for lunch and dinner tomorrow. I'm smart like that. I asked Rurouni what he was doing after dinner, and he said he was going to go see TR2 with his sister. And at first, I was like, "gee thanks for inviting me", but then again, I did say I didn't want to watch it. But I invited myself anyway.  I left the restaurant early so I could get the tickets, but then I realized that I had to take my leftovers home, so I had to go home first, and then I realized that I really didn't want to pay $9.00 to see it, so then I went home where I had more fun.

Disaster was narrowly averted.

Saturday, 07/26/03, Fresh Choice, the choice of a more mature crowd.

So I went to fresh choice with Billyjoe, or as Rurouni calls him, Dillyjoe. While dining there, I realized what a family oriented place that was. I guess I got my first hint when I said the f word one too many times, too loud, and the more older people patrons gave me dirty looks. I guess they didn't like their children hearing "damn dirty cock smoking son of a bitch ass raping donkey fucker" or "banana". So anyway, not going there again.

[17:09] AdamHsieh: dillyjoe?
[17:09] AdamHsieh: yeah I think so
[17:09] GDL Grey: cause im bored and i want to go out and eat
[17:09] GDL Grey: lol
[17:09] GDL Grey: dillyjoe
[17:09] GDL Grey: d's nowhere close to b
[17:10] AdamHsieh: billy. yeah.
[17:10] GDL Grey: ahahahaha dillyjoe, im gonna call him that
[17:10] AdamHsieh: typing with one hand :-P
[17:10] GDL Grey: dont ever say that to me. ever

Friday, 07/25/03, Almost dying makes you dream strange things.

I dreamt a new Calvin and Hobbes book was released. It was like reliving my childhood. There was Calvin and Hobbes getting into their hilarious hi-jinx. It was good. It was a good feeling. I was like, how is this?!? He retired. So how can this be. So I read through it, and it said it was actually done by his son. I thought that was interesting. How a son can pick up his father's work and imitate it so closely. And yet to build upon this. So dream life seemed good.

Later I was back in Fleetwood. I dream about that house too much. Almost all of my dreams about that place have something to do with finding food, snacks in particular in that place. I was in the garage where we have another fridge, and I opened it, and lo and behold, ice cream, cookies, more cookies. The jackpot. But then again, this was the fridge in the garage, so whatever was in there, their freshness was suspect.

But before I could indulge myself, my sister came in and asked, "Where's your car?" and I was like, "my keys are right here", picking up my car keys that was conveniently sitting on stuff within reach. "Well your car's gone." and I walk down the driveway to the street, and sure enough, its gone. So then I press the panic button on the remote, and I can hear a car horn honking over and over, so I was like "quick, get in your car, my car's still in the neighborhood!" So we hopped into her car, and we ran stop signs and red lights, until we got there, and my parents were there and they... anyway, the dream sucked at this part. Something about how police and tow trucks can tow your car even when you don't do something wrong, and they can give you a ticket for freaking out or something. So I woke up at this point.

Non-Dream stuff:

So Billygoat, Jeffe and I went to Bennigans today. Their food wasn't that great. But the waitress called me sweetie, and that weirded me out cause she didn't use any other sort of pet name for Jeffe or Billygoat, and she didn't look like the type of person who would call you dear, or sweetie, or whatever. She didn't look like a "Flo", you know, the waitress who wears a pink uniform and works in a diner, and chews gum, and has a bee hive hairdo. I just thought it strange. It also made me a little bit uncomfortable. 

Thursday, 07/24/03, for the gamers

The word of today:

Omerta:

and I thought it meant family or something.

check out my jagged alliance game journal

Thursday, 07/24/03, 7:50 pm, So, I almost died today......

I decided to play videogames until 11:30, at which I decided to eat lunch. My crudely formulated plan was to play games, eat lunch, skip the first portion of class, do the homework then, and then show up to lab and do the lab, and then turn in the homework. But as I was eating my lunch, I had a burst of inspiration, and I finished the homework by 1:20, so then I played games for 20 minutes, and then I went to class.

Class was uneventful as usual. Cougirl seems upset or depressed about something, so I hope she gets better, cause its no fun when your friends are withdrawn and moody. So everyone wish her the best.

So I was driving home after class, and I was like, "do do do", and I was looking over my shoulder, you know, checking my blind spot so I could change lanes, and when my view returned to forward, I noticed that there was a big line of cars stopped in front of me. Some asshole didn't know how to use the center lane to make a left hand turn or something. So essentially there was 6 feet between me and the stopped car in front of me, and I was probably going 40. Thinking about it now, I really reacted quickly. Thank god for all my years playing videogames, especially GT. So I made one of those dramatic movie change lanes, and all was well. Thank god I drive a prelude as well.

So for those of you who have been wishing and praying for my death, pray harder. It's gonna take a lot more than that to kill me. suckers!

Yeah, I really need a better camera. This is the only good shot of them. My camera doesn't have zoom so they're all too far away.

Wednesday, 07/23/03, 1:47 pm, Somebody has been a very bad girl

So I wander upstairs and I exclaim, "Somebody's been sleeping in my dryer! and there she is!" Anyway, some little kitty decided it would be a good idea to sleep in the dryer full of my clean clothes. Yeah. And for those of you who are thinking, "he just put his cat in the dryer!!!!", I say this: if you've ever tried to put a cat someplace she doesn't want to go, you will find it is very difficult. And if you freak out the cat in the process, they have a tendency to spray their bowels. and mind you, that's my dryer full of my clean WHITES. I wouldn't go to such a risk to entertain my readers.

Tuesday, 07/22/03, 11:06 pm, 2 spaghetti dinners in a day

So today I had to work on my homework for physics today. I finished, but that was all I did until I got to class. Physics was the usual. I got home and played games and ate more spaghetti for dinner. There's still a huge ass pot, so I'm gonna be eating spaghetti for quite a few more days. =P

During class, the teacher said "Draw a doughnut on the board", to demonstrate how transformers work, but all I could do was fantasize about crispy creme, krispy kreme? anyway, I was thinking about doughnuts and drooling. And then for some odd reason, probably association by shape, I started thinking about bagels. and not just plain bagels, but Einstein Bros. Bagels, especially their Traditional Lox and Bagel, a bagel of your choice, toasted, covered in cream cheese,  smoked salmon, capers, tomato, and onion. It's very delicious.

So there I was in class not paying attention, thinking about whether I should or shouldn't. I'm on a diet, and it was too hard to rationalize something like that, so I didn't.

Monday, 07/21/03,9:41 pm, Stalkers Paradise

Well, I didn't do much today. I fell back asleep and woke up at 10:30. I need to make it up to Para, since he covered me. I studied, I had 2 spaghetti meals, and I did some exercise. I'm currently doing my homework. Well, cut to the chase, Jetbabee wanted me to post some pics from the wedding, and more specifically, I think she wants her pic up there, so here we are:

Monday, 07/21/03, 4:39 a.m.,  Insomnia

I have an acute case of insomnia due to indigestion. Seems I ate too much at the wedding.

So 2mon's wedding. It's so strange. She's getting married. In less than a year, 3 of my friends have gotten married. Life moves by at a terrifying pace.

So how was Monica's wedding? Well, besides the being outside part in 90 degree weather, and the lack of women, I would say it was fun. Jetbabee and Moobob drove up from Houston. They put Beta fish at every table, and I dumped it into a creek at Umlauf. There was an extraordinary amount of people who didn't bother to dress up at all and that was appalling. The catering was decent, but when I get married I'll show the world what the word banquet means. Plus here I am at 4:00 am with indigestion.

It was a pity so few of Monica's friends showed up. Billygoat didn't show , fever. Jim and Brie didn't show, death in family, Goldenboy didn't show, girlfriend. Pa3be didn't show. Bur the dwindling core was still there.

And I need a camera that zooms.

Sunday, 07/20/03 Morning

So, I won't buy it for $25.00, nor $22.00 or $20.00 or even $17.99. But it seems that $11.99 is just my price. So I bought Tomb Raider. I watched it again, and I have to say that Angelina Jolie isn't hot at all. I could think of a bunch of people who look more like the essence of Lara Croft than she does. The only thing she gets right is her accent. I also picked up "Y tu Mama Tambien"

I picked up Rurouni at 10:15 to get ready for the wedding. We got to Best Buy around 10:30, when it was closed, so we went to Manny Hattans. It was pretty good. Remember to ask for your sandwich toasted or grilled, cause I think un-toasted Rye bread sucks. When I say it was pretty good, I mean that in light of their super expensive prices. One sandwich costs $9.00. In their defense, there was a pound of meat, but still.

We get back and play games, and download Mad TV skits. What is the deal with all those Stuart skits. I mean its funny, but theres a lot more funny skits out there, like the Depressed Persian Tow truck man, or that one about the cavity searches, or the ones where Will Sasso imitates Steven Segal.

Eventually we pick up our suits without a hitch.

Next Post: The wedding

Saturday, 07/19/03

So my mom calls me yesterday and tells me that the computer that they do ALL their business doesn't work. More specifically, Excel doesn't work. So they need me to drive down there ASAP and fix it. Now I almost immediately get pissed off cause this isn't the first time its happened. Last time their new printer didn't work cause they didn't set it to the default printer, and I had to drive all the way down to do essentially 2 mouse clicks and a few mouse movements. Remember, this is a 6 hour drive 2 ways.

So anyway, I get down there, and the computer is all messed to hell. There were a million error boxes frozen on the screen, and the computer had stopped responding. So I reboot the computer. Then it goes back to the desktop, everything seems ok. So I click "Start --> Programs --> Microsoft Excel". Guess what. It pops up. Now supposedly they had spent all Friday trying to fix it. I guess they forgot to try "rebooting the computer"

This is the part you can stop reading if you don't want to hear a long rant

I think the one on the left is cuter

Now, I hate the drive to and from Houston. It's just so long. And to some degree I get bored, but when that happens, it gives me time to think about stuff.

You always see how there is a guy, and he has a girlfriend/wife. He neglects her in pursuit of some loftier goal. To build something, or to do something. Like join some sort of cause. Anyway, I'm pretty sure yall know what I'm talking about.

And I always thought to myself, "you have a person that loves you right next to you, your happiness is a lot closer than you think." and that instead of pursuing his obtuse objective, that he should spend more time with his other.

But after living for quite some time, I have realized that women do not want a man who wants to be happy with a woman. Women don't want some guy who only thinks about how to make their loved one happy.

Women want some guy who has a great vision or something. In return though, the woman achieves nothing. Because this man is focused on his goal, which is not the woman.

So the fault with women is that they want a man who achieves greatness, but will not receive any sort of attention.

Men, in choosing a lofty ambition, will never know true happiness a woman can provide.

But there is something in choosing a lofty goal. I have found in my days of chasing women, no matter how handsome, funny, smart, kind, cool, etc, you perceive yourself to be, there is never a guarantee that you will get a girl to like you. It is very random and subjective. There is nothing you can do, nothing you can build or develop, to where you say, when I get to 100% suaveness, I am guaranteed a girl. There isn't any sure fire formula.

But in building a restaurant, or movie, or book, or business, it is a lot more concrete.  You know you are working towards an attainable goal. You know that the hard work you put into it will give you results. You cannot say the same about love. In love, you can work and work and do what you think is right, what other people say is right, but still get dumped, or rejected.

So lesson learned? I am going to start setting tangible goals for myself. Stop chasing women.

1st goal is to finish off www.paintballnewbies.com and then www.paintballandsports.com

Optional goals: restaurant. movie theater. own a nice house. design a cartridge feeding paintball gun. more to come.

Second lession: 'I' before 'E' except after 'C'

And lastly, an observation. Assuming what I said is true, I'd think Hitler was a babe magnet. He planned on conquering all of Europe, and probably all of the world. That must have been so irresistible to all the chicks. C'mon, he had a wife AND mistress

Friday, 07/18/03 Evening

Blazko messages me and asks if I was gonna see Johnny English tonight. Heh. It totally slipped my mind. If you don't know what I'm talking about, scroll down a page or so. I actually wrote myself a reminder. I guess me not reading my site regularly defeats the purpose. More ironically, if I had the inclination, I have like a trillion devices and software thingies that have built in reminders and alerts and such and such. Even my phone can do it. But I'm lazy so I guess I'll just stay at home and play Jagged Alliance 2, the most awesome 2D RTS, right behind X-Com.

Me and Rurouni came back from some Men's Superstore where we bought suits. Identical suits. Except for the size, its the same designer and style. Except he got regular and I got athletic. =P

Friday, 07/18/03

I'm stuck at work again. Again! Oh the agony! The despair!

There are no pretty girls that use the PMCL this summer. I remember the last few summers there was a bunch. Now there aren't any. None!

I brought some games to work with me, but I just ended up not playing them.

Ugh. I have to work until 3.

Afterwards I have to buy a suit for 2mon's wedding. I don't think about it much, but wow, so fast. She's all grown up. I think every man needs at least one suit. Cause you know, who ever burys someone in shorts and a t-shirt? Can you imagine that, being buried in a pair of jean shorts and a dell t-shirt.

I need to take more pictures. Any volunteers? =D

Thursday, 07/17/03

I totally can't make the site pervert free. It's impossible.

I had class. Today was funny. We had a lab where we had to crank a hand held generator, kind of like a fishing reel. I did it for my group. But at the group with the well endowed girl, they made her do it, and when you get up to the larger voltages you have to generate, you have to crank it pretty fast. So they, being absolute geniuses, gave the crank to her, and just sat back and watch the show. And it was so funny, cause not only were they doing it to watch her boobs jiggle, they were like, "Oops, you did it wrong, gotta do it again." and she was like "no", and then they came back with the ultimate hook. "Ohh, getting tired huh?" so then to prove that she wasn't tired, she'd do it some more. I think I almost cried a little. Those guys are brilliant. They deserve an award.

I had a weird hankering for bologna sandwiches. You know the kind your mother used to make for you when she was busy, or had a headache, or was just in general a bad mother? You know? 2 slices of bread, mayonnaise, and 1 or 2 slices of Oscar Mayer baloney. Yeah, those. So I went grocery shopping cause I didn't have any baloney... or bread..... or edible mayo.

I finally got one, and it was wonderful. I could taste the lips and anuses. Just wonderful.

The names have been changed to protect the not-so-innocent

[22:12] GDL Grey: but when I first met her friend, they asked me if I would ever be in a 3 way
[22:12] GDL Grey: i wish i could have gone back in time and changed my answer to "if it's with you two, then yes"
[22:13] <anonymous>: HAHAH. well i'm sure you'll have opportunity to say stuff like that later
[22:13] GDL Grey: i dunno
[22:13] GDL Grey: cause i said no, cause they were talking about how guys are like super macho and stuff
[22:13] GDL Grey: dangit
[22:13] <anonymous>: ahh and you wanted to be mr. sensitive
[22:14] GDL Grey: cause before they said it, i really hadn't thought about it
[22:14] GDL Grey: but now that there was a possibility that it might could have possibly happened, its now on the list of things i want to do before i die
[22:14] <anonymous>: awwee. you should start going with your normal guy pervert answers
[22:14] <anonymous>: those are fun hehe
[22:15] GDL Grey: ......
[22:15] <anonymous>: the answers i mean
[22:15] <anonymous>: not the 3 way, haven't done that, thanks very much
[22:15] GDL Grey: ...nice recovery
[22:15] GDL Grey: ahahahaah

Wednesday, 07/16/03

So my activities today include: sleeping, shooting down German planes, and taking fun tests at www.thespark.com
Here's how I did in the test that keep track:

Wednesday, 07/16/03

Well, I'm trapped at work. Hooray for summer, the time where women go around in short shorts, short skirts, no bras, and low cut tops. But then again, UT keeps its buildings at a toasty 70 degree, so instead of spaghetti strap tank tops and micro skirts, we have jeans and sweatshirts. It really pisses....I said I wouldn't talk about this didn't I.

So, I was playing videogames. Flying is hard. A big key to engaging in dog fights is to already have a high altitude. If you're stuck at 200 meters, and your targets are at 500+, you can kiss your ass goodbye.

Kitty now demands me to play with her now. She doesn't come to me and meow. She'll sit way the hell over on the other side of the house and meow, and wont stop until I go over there and play with her. Sheesh.

Tuesday, 07/15/03

I had my physics test today and I don't want to talk about it.

Afterwards, after incessantly begging her, Cougirl let me tag along with her to go to the cheesecake factory. It was like flag day. So many hot women, Cougirl included. And I was like, "weee!". I really didn't care for my food, but it didn't matter, there were much better things at the table. And the nice thing about the cheesecake factory is that all the women who go there dress hot.

Does it get old that I talk about women so much? I'm guessing it does. I must sound like a broken record. I guess from now on, I'll curb my infatuation with beautiful women, and I will talk about other things.

So I was playing videogames, and I've been playing the Russian flight simulator and its funny cause they talk to you in Russian, and well, I don't speak Russian, except for maybe, "hello" and "goodbye, and they're all shouting at me cause I need to do something, or I'm doing something wrong, or something, and I'm like, "Sorry! I don't speak Russian!" while bombing a school or something.

Monday, 07/14/03

I hate studying so much. I have horrible memory skills, I never know what to study, and I always get test anxiety. Eh.

Well, if I'm not having dinner with a bunch of beautiful women tomorrow, and I'm not gaming with my pals, I'm gonna start playing IL2-Sturmovik again. Flight sims are fun and boring all at the same time.

Monday, 07/14/03 My dream last night

I haven't had a good night sleep in a long time since I haven't had any dreams. I finally got 8 hours of solid sleep last night, so my brain went nuts. My dream was in 2 parts.

So I'm in a restaurant, and its really crowded since it was at UT, and there was a bunch of incoming freshmen. So I was going to get a table for 1, but I was put at a table with 2 other girls. They were hot. And supposedly they were incoming freshmen. So I was talking to them, turning on my charm and all that. I was cutting a piece off my steak, a fairly large piece, to eat myself, when the girl sitting across from me picks it up, very quickly, and puts it on her plate. And I just look at her. It really didn't seem to factor in how hot she was, all I could think was "OMG, you crazy bi...woman! You didn't just do that!" cause when I looked down, all the steak was gone. But instead of exploding, I was like, "Oh, I didn't...I didn't want my steak, I'll just eat some....green beans." So despite dining with 2 hot girls, the meal was a complete disaster. On top of that, afterwards when I was at home, the crazy girl who stole my steak, calls me up, and blasts me about the journal entry I did about her. Except I didn't do one. So in my mind, she was crazy, and she read something about some other girl, and thought it was about her. So I'm trying to explain to her the dates on the top of each journal entry, when I have this strange thought: What if I had met her previously and wrote about her, and then forgot we ever met and by coincidence we meet again?

Well, my brain didn't let me play out that part cause the next thing I know, I'm with Aeris in a building in UT, and were going from floor to floor looking for a room with a computer hooked up to the internet, so I can update my webpage. Its weird cause we keep checking the same rooms over and over again, and they're all busy. We search all over and we end up on this weird gun range, that rewards our accuracy with powerful futuristic guns. So after grabbing a bunch of guns, he head back inside to look for a room with a computer. Anyway, it was getting really boring, and then I notice Aeris is wearing a bathing suit, and I was like, hello, when did this happen, and she tells me she needs to go to the bathroom to dry off. So we find one, but people of both sexes kept walking through, since there was a door on each end, and Aeris was doing stuff. So she asks me to hold at least one of the doors shut, and I was like, OK, and then she was fixing her suit and I got a peek at her breast, and I was like, "uh oh, I'm not supposed to be looking at that" so I ran outside, but then I was like, "but I'm supposed to be holding the door shut". For some reason I managed to take a picture, and it was already developed and it was actually the size of a large sheet of paper, and it was folded in half, tucked in my notebook.

What a weird dream. 

Sunday, 07/13/03

Yeah. There's this new show on Fox called "Bonzai". Anyway, I would like 18 minutes of my life back please, Fox. Well, I guess the show does serve some good. It makes us appreciate shows such as the Andy Richter show, Malcom in the Middle, and that other show.

Also, Japanese-American relations have been too good recently. This show will serve as a perfect wedge to push our cultures further apart. But then again, I probably bet the Japanese where they have Americans, and they talk like red necks and say howdy a lot. Yeah.

The rest of the day was spent studying, so nothing interesting to talk about.

Oh yeah, note to self: Johnny English is coming out this Friday. Have to see it.

check out those shoulders

Saturday, 07/12/03

So, its been a whole 5 days since we've had to look at Jetbabee's "cute kitty". Well first, my cat is still way more cuter! compare:

and after looking at that pic for 5 whole days, I was like, where's the mouth and nose? Cause I KNOW they have a super hi-definition ultra super deluxe digital and analog camera. Cameras like that don't miss details such as noses and mouths. Which leads me to suspect foul play. Photoshop play. So I did a little snooping, and checked with my informant, named after exotic oriental fruits. I bring you the ultra damning evidence! THIS is what Jetbabee's kitty really looks like! Behold:

cute my ass. ok, maybe a little cute.

Saturday, 07/12/03

I am a bad-ass gamer. I beat clock tower yesterday, in one day. It was scary and creepy, but only at the beginning. The last 3 monsters seemed less creepy than the first one. The story is messed up though, and the game presentation is pretty disturbing.

 I discovered that there is a video/dvd of all the uncensored bits of "Blind Date". Yeah it was fun to see all those women strip and all that, but they also showed dates that there was no way they could salvage them for TV. Man, there are some pretty freaky girls out there, and when I say freaky, I mean they like to "get their freak on". There were some where the women would go ring the doorbell topless. Not answer the door, they were the ones on the outside. Anyway, its incredible to see just how slutty some girls are, especially in front of a camera.  So I'm asking myself, "where do I sign up". Ahahaha, just kidding!

Friday, 07/11/03

I just found out that Blazko took down that pic, so the link below doesn't work. Luckily I have saved it so all may see.

Here

Friday, 07/11/03

Stuck at work again. I slept in and got to work late, but Para covered me. Billygoat came back from Basic training, and hes got the buzz cut and he looks more fit. I guess boot camp will do that for you. Well, my automata class is finally over. Thank god. Now all I have to worry about is Physics. I can't wait till Silent Hill 3 comes out and I get a week of playing time.

Cougirl went off to Minnesota to hook up with her parents. Hopefully she had a good flight and the terrorists didn't get her. Or SARS. Or West Nile Virus. Or Jesse Ventura.

It's Friday, so that mean party night. I might make spaghetti. Or something.

and yes, Aeris's skin is THAT smooth.

Thursday, 07/10/03

Ugh. I could have slept in today. I let the cat out, I turned the alarm off, but still, still! I wake up at 6:57. 3 minutes before my alarm would have gone off anyway! I spent the time between when I got my stuff together and 2:00 PM, zero hour, studying, making my professor sanctioned cheat sheet, and shopping for discount games. I got a bunch of good deals!

The test was bad. I know I passed the class, but unless everyone else did bad, or there was a crazy curve, I probably got a C.

Afterwards I went to dinner with Aeris at Sarovar. She has a thing for nan, that soft pan fried Indian flat bread. I got the spinach chicken, and she got the buttered chicken, again. It was fun. She's leaving to Dallas to catch a flight to Minnesota.

The test is over so I should be playing videogames. But I'm not. I hate this. Before the test I could help myself, but now that I can, I don't want to. How utterly terrifying. What if Jennifer Love Hewitt offered to have sex with me? Would I turn her down just like videogames? Well, I guess theres only one way to find out. Jennifer Love Hewitt, if you are reading this, email me at greydeathx@hotmail.com

Wednesday, 07/09/03

So there I was in the review session, and I'm bored so I'm looking around. There's this guy. At the last review session he was sitting next to the other decent girl in class, and his way of sitting was totally invading their space, like he was trying to get close and intimate with them. It was funny cause they were leaning away and he was obviously annoying them. So he was doing it again at this review session, but with a different girl. To the same results. I don't know where he got off with the assumption that he's attractive to the opposite sex, cause to me, he looks like a skull with pasty white skin stretched over it, and a tuff of blond pubic hair on top. And while the skull metaphor stands, for some reason he has one of those weird double chins, not the one where you get when you're fat, but the one you're born with. It was so funny. Anyway, people like that should learn that they are not god's gift to women. I am, and there can only be one: Me.

and while I was at the review session, I was totally doing this:

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=102763

Wednesday, 07/09/03

I've probably written about this before, but I find it funny how I'm not quite an adult, but no longer a child. For breakfast today, I had a rice crispy treat. That would be pretty inconceivable as both a child and an adult. As a child, things such as rice crispy treats are metered and kept under close guard by the "parents", thus negating its availability as a breakfast item. As an adult, it is an unreasonable item for breakfast due to its lack of nutritional value. I find myself in the sweet position of having whatever I want, and not caring if its good for me or not.

So I was walking to class today and I saw a guy park his Porsche in front of the building I was going to. Immediately, I guess, a woman stops and starts talking to him. I was too far away to hear them talking, but using my powers or deduction, telepathy, ability to read lips, and my imagination, I think it went something like this:

Girl: Oh that's a nice car
Guy: Oh yeah, it's a Porsche, if you haven't noticed
Girl: Ooh, I like money!
Guy: This baby cost a lot of money
Girl: So How much do you make?
Guy: A whole lot!

anyway, and then he starts opening his hood. I was like, oh well, lets run with it.

Guy: Check out the engine
Girl: It's sooo biiig!
Guy: Oh yeah, 8 cylinders baby.
Girl: Can I touch it?
Guy: Oh yeah, its got the deepest piston action

but then he pulled his briefcase out from the hood of his car, reminding me that the "trunk" of that particular car is in the front, making me feel like a newb for not knowing that. Gee, there goes a perfectly good comedy.

Tuesday, 07/08/03

Well, after thinking about it a little, I'm changing from atheist to agnostic.

Agnostic:

One who believes that it is impossible to know whether there is a God.
One who is skeptical about the existence of God but does not profess true atheism.
One who is doubtful or noncommittal about something.

I guess I'm not as extreme as that. I believe there is one, and I'm not skeptical, I just don't want to belong to a particular faith.

I got an 86 on my project for automata so I'm pretty happy about that.

I made stuffing and I put the left over pork inside. I'm still cooking it, but it smells so good.

Monday, 07/07/03

I've been posting too much, but I can't help it. An unnamed party calls me up for my computer troubleshooting skills. They say that there is an error message on the screen. They don't know what to do. The error message says "Non-System Disk inserted. Please insert another disk." I shit you not.

Monday, 07/07/03

I'm stuck at work. My test is on Thursday. At least it'll be over after Thursday, well, in regards to Automata. That leaves Physics. I wonder what I'm going to do with the rest of my summer. I guess I should look  for a girlfriend while I have the time. But that's so hard. I guess that's why those anime series with those cute well-endowed robot maids are so popular in Japan.

1. They're hot.
2. They're super faithful
3. For some reason, they're also horny.
4. They're robots, so they never get tired.
5. They do the dishes and laundry as well.
6. You can buy them.
7. Despite how you treat them, they still will like you

Anyway, if you don't believe me, check out the series:

1. Chobits
2. Hand Maid May
3. Steel Angel Kurumi
4. Buttobi

Sunday, 07/06/03 Noon

I went on my weekly pilgrimage to Best Buy, and I scored a bunch of cool loot. They had this beach volleyball game, but that one sucked, and there was this older beach volleyball game which was better but I didn't know it was better at the time I saw it in the store, so I didn't buy it then, but now that there's 2 out, and the older one is better, I want the older one, but Best Buy didn't have it in stock. So I went to Gamestop across the street, and I bought some more cool gear, but still no beach volleyball game. So as I was leaving, I saw these 2 old  guys with beards and they were fat, and stuff, HOLDING HANDS. I couldn't stop screaming for like 5 minutes. Seriously.

It seems the pics are coming to a close.

Saturday, 07/05/03

I just got back from T3. For those of you who live under rocks, and are looking at a paper printout of this journal, that's short for Terminator 3. It was pretty good in regards to all the negative comments I heard about the movie before watching it. It was better than the comments, but not as good as T2. Not giving away the vital bits, hands down the best part of the movie was when the TX terminator made her breasts bigger.

I guess when you accept all sorts of humor, and your a pervert, everything is more acceptable. I'm glad I'm not of the "Geez, thats too much" or "Wow thats too offensive"vein. For me, its all good.

Saturday, 07/05/03 A quick blurb

One of my friends was like "Dude, you haven't updated your women site in forever." and I was like, "yeah, I have better things to do, and I'm pretty sure it's not going to impact the world in any serious way." but then I got to thinking, "why haven't I updated my women page in a while?". I think it has to do with my lack of enthusiasm? maybe there aren't any new celebrities I like? So I looked at my women page, and I noticed one thing. Except for the anime (read hentai) pic, all the pictures I posted are exactly 300 pixels wide. That sort of surprised me, as I would have thrown them in willy-nilly, or hodge-podge. But I guess in my infinite wisdom, I formatted those pics to look nice. Strange.

So anyway, I have updated my women's page

My thoughts on Bedazzled

Saturday, 07/05/03 Morning

The cat kept waking me up. My intestines hurt a lot. I feel like hell, and I can't go back to sleep. Plus I have to clean my rood, study, and do laundry. At least I don't have to cook today, but the pork butt was what made my stomach feel bad. Not because it was raw or undercooked, only because it's fat concentration is so high, that my body can't handle it properly, and opts to just send it through the system via the express option.

Friday, 07/04/03 Evening

Despite having stayed up until 3:00 am, I woke up at 8:00 am. I had done so because it was raining hard, and I hadn't let kitty inside. So I was like, "Crap!" and I rushed to open the door. No cat. I whistled loudly, and I thought I heard a distant and weak meow. So I went out and looked for her but to no avail. So this went on until 2:00 pm, where I diligently worked on the barbeque. I was like, crap, It rained so hard, Kitty drowned or something. I still kept opening the door and checking, and finally, I heard another meow. But It was coming from inside the house AND upstairs. Baffled, I went up stairs to find her, and I opened the linen closet just in case, and kitty jumped out. Apparently, last night, she had jumped in, and I had seen the open linen closet and closed it, and she's been stuck inside the closet ever since. Thankfully she didn't do her business in the closet.

The party was fun.

Lesson of the day: never buy .39 cent brisket. Ever.

The pork butt was a hit, like always. So was my stuffing and rice. Food was devoured quickly. I forgot to charge my friends who ate $10, so I'm putting it here to remember. They are: Rurouni, Billyjoe, Para, and Dhead.

We ended up watching a ton of movies, including ID4, Tuxedo, MIB2, Old School, Bedazzled, Animatrix, to name a few.

Billyjoe and Rurouni brought their computers, and Billyjoe's died, and Rurouni had a bunch of viruses from before, which became apparent with the installation of an anti-virus software. But installing the software made things worse cause then the virus made a pre-emptive strike against the anti-virus software and crippled it, along with his system. That sucks. Lesson to be learned is to install anti-virus software before you get infected. Its usually the first thing I install on a computer after a clean install or reformat.

Friday, 07/04/03 Morning

So this guy messages me last night. He's the boyfriend of Cougirl's future roommate. The reasons he did so was cause he wanted to show me this:

http://blazko.com/tmp/Matrix/matrix-800x600.png

which is very hilarious. Anyway, Cougirl tells roommate, roommate tells boyfriend, end of story. But it doesn't end there.

So what does a counter-strike score screen shot have to do with anything? I originally took this picture many years ago. Around maybe 3 or 4 years. Do you see the name second from the bottom of the white section? Blazko? Well that's Cougirl's roommate's boyfriend. So 4 years before I met Cougirl, and her posse, I played with her roommate's boyfriend, and I just happened to take a screen shot. Freaky isn't it. Oh yeah, and here's the pic of the day:

Thursday, 07/03/03

You're never a fool if you try, you're only a fool if you don't try. Even my fortune cookie said that my efforts will be rewarded. But then again, it was a stale fortune cookie, so it's kinda iffy. Anyway, I guess you should either keep trying or kill yourself, cause it won't do you any good to sit there and do nothing.

Thankfully my physics teacher pushed my test to the Tuesday after the test, allowing me to study for both my Automata AND physics. I'm very relieved.

Tomorrow is the 4th, and I've bought an 8lb pork butt and a 12 lb brisket. Woo daddy!  Its gonna be sweet tomorrow.

I accidentally beat Vice City today, so I loaded an older mission so I can more thoroughly beat the game. Talking about videogames, I read an article about its affects on persons with chronic physical pain. I never noticed that it works on people who have emotional or psychological pain. It really takes your mind away from your worries, you know, stuff. It's kinda nice, and I've been doing it a little to get away. But I can't do too much, or else I'll be addicted. I guess it's sad when I play videogames to forget my troubles than to have fun.

Thursday, 07/03/03 Morning

Here's the pic of the day everyone is eagerly awaiting.

Wednesday, 07/02/03 Evening

Project is finished. Hooray. I'm so hungry. Hot dogs and PB&J sandwiches for dinner.

Wednesday, 07/02/03 Mid-Day

I'm making good progress on my project, and I decided to take a break.

I also redid the pic from 6/29/03

I have more, but I'll post them later...... :)

Tuesday, 07/01/03

So get this. I have 2 tests scheduled on the same day. Exact same time too. And neither of the teachers are willing to offer a makeup or anything. So I'm pretty pissed about the level of apathy demonstrated by both sides. Anyway my project is due tomorrow, but it shouldn't be hard. I've been working on it so far, no biggie. Joe came over for dinner. We went to Fuddruckers. It was that or hooters, and I didn't feel like tipping or oogling scantily clad women. So we eat and he leaves. He didn't want to play games or anything. Anyway that whole 2 test thingy is pissing me off. I have a feeling if I write to the administration of either schools, they're just going to tell me to drop the other class. Those bastards.

Tuesday, 07/01/03

I am a freaking Photoshop genius. Ok maybe not, but I'm pretty impressed with what I did. Ok, for someone who has no formal art school training, I did pretty good.

Monday, 06/30/03

One down, 300 more to go.

Sunday, 06/29/03 Part III

Oh yeah, and a crazy thing happened while we were sitting at the theater. We got there early, and we got the middle 2 seats of the row we were in, and for the longest time, our whole row was empty. Life was good. But then the last minute losers showed up and asked if we could move over one seat, totally eliminating our comfort buffer zone, AND we had to sit right next to strangers. So we sorta pretended not to hear them, and then the guy was like, "I'll give you $5 if you move over one seat." So being the nice people we were, we moved over one seat, but we really didn't take him seriously. Then we heard him brag to his monstrously ugly girlfriend "oh yeah, I paid them $5 to move over", and I was like excuse me? you didn't pay us jack, tubby. So me and Cougirl looked at each other, and then he pulls out a 5 and hands it over. Cougirl didn't seem to want it, she was still trying to ignore it, so I snatched it up lickety split. I wasn't going to give that guy the chance to pull his arm back. So I got the $5 and I gave it to her, since she really wanted to sit dead center. 

Moral of the story: "No Take Backs"

Sunday, 06/29/03 Part II

So Aeris shows up early to the photo shoot for www.paintballnewbies.com, and it sort of catches me by surprise. Early is good. So we go to Eckerds to do something about her cough, and then we pick up some Thunderclouds for lunch. After we get situated, we took pictures. 308 to be exact. It was a lot, and it was tiring, but only now do I realize how tiring it is. But we got results, lots of good results. See for yourself:

  click it for a larger version.

anyway, after 6 hours, we finished, and then we went to Sarovar for some Indian food. It was good, but none of us could finish their meal. I got it all to go though, so I'll have something for lunch. and dinner. So after that, we go to see "Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle". CA:FT is a great movie, provided you don't expect too much, or go in with high expectations. All it is are sexual innuendo jokes, eye candy, and girls fighting. I'm buying the DVD.

So all in all, I had  a great day. I'm very pleased with myself.

Sunday, 06/29/03 Part 1

First there was this post:

rurounix.blogspot.com

and its proceeding comments below the post.

Then there was this post:

http://www.jetbabee.com/weblog/archives/000169.html

Its all about the hiney. Pretty interesting stuff.

Saturday, 06/28/03

Word of the day:

Anathema

1. A formal ecclesiastical ban, curse, or excommunication.
2. A vehement denunciation; a curse: “the sound of a witch's anathemas in some unknown tongue” (Nathaniel Hawthorne).
3. One that is cursed or damned.
4. One that is greatly reviled, loathed, or shunned: “Essentialisma belief in natural, immutable sex differencesis anathema to postmodernists, for whom sexuality itself, along with gender, is a ‘social construct’” (Wendy Kaminer).

Christ. Today has been so unproductive. I was supposed to study but I didn't. I managed to get the last copy of "Tenchu: Wrath of the Gods"for 29.99 which is a great deal, and I got "Ferris Bueller's Day off" and "The Score" for 5.99 each, which is a great deal. I also got the "Cowboy Bebop Movie" for 17.99, which is cheaper online. Then I went to Banana Bay Trading Co where I got a BDU cap for cougirl's outfit tomorrow. (BDU = Battle Dress Uniform). Then I came home and was productive in a totally different way, thus not doing what I was supposed to be doing. I did do a few loads of laundry. I did make a new comic thought.

Ok, going to work on the homework right now.

Friday, 06/27/03

Class, lunch, Vice City, Spaghetti, Friends, Harts War, Videogames

Thursday, 06/26/03

Charlie's Angels comes out tomorrow. I didn't see the first one, well not all of it, just certain parts on cable. And I really don't have a desire to either. I've seen all commercials for that movie too. With all the matrix style fighting, and the missile, and stuff. But when I watch the commercials for the new movie, its a montage of really really unrelated images, one where they're driving race cars, one where they're singing, etc, and they really didn't portray bad guys, or anything, it was actually more of a showcase for those 3 women. Maybe I want to see how they string together those scenes, or maybe I just want to see them all wet and slapping each others behinds.

Its funny. When I offer over the counter medication to my friends when they're ill, almost always they'll take it. Today I gave Aeris some zinc tablets so she could feel better. Later she told me that she just took them without thinking about it or questioning them, and that I could have given her something worse. I realize that this is true. I give people stuff, and they trust me enough that they take it.

So I guess I have built up a foundation of trust. Which I could use to my advantage, or amusement, or both. I could offer cold remedy pills,a nd actually be giving birth control pills. Or instead of vitamins, laxatives! Think of all the fun that could be had.

But then my "foundation of trust" would dissapear

Wednesday, 06/25/03

It's funny how people are. Life's a mystery, and I can't comprehend so much of it. I try not to post if I'm sad or depressed, but it bothers me so much. Are other people so much stronger that it doesn't affect them? Or are they really good at hiding it? Or are they happier that they don't feel it? Maybe I'm too sensitive, cause it bothers me a lot. Maybe I shouldn't feel so much, or shouldn't let myself do so. Maybe if I were less passionate about stuff, it'd help me cope with failure. Maybe I'll just be like a robot. Maybe I'll become a goth/beatnik, and I'll just write crummy depressing poetry about how I feel. lets see how I do:

Despair!
The Pain!
Loneliness!
The Pain!
Nothingness.....
Sega Dreamcast....

Monday, 06/22/03

Hypothetical situation: If your teacher is talking about how she's organizing a summer camp for high school girls to become more interested in computer science, and how they have already had a few activities and such, it is not a good idea, nay, it is a terrible idea to raise your hand and ask "are they hot?"

You would not believe how much trouble you'd get into. I mean, first, the regular police arrive, and they take you away. Then you have to speak with the school counselors, and then you get to talk to police officers who don't wear uniforms, and then you have to register with some sort of sex offenders program, etc etc etc. What a hassle!

...remember, this is purely a hypothetical situation.

Sunday, 06/22/03

Today was uneventful. It was actually a mad dash to study as much as I can, as well as do my homework. Rurouni left his food in my fridge, again. So after studying and doing as much HW as I can, I went to school to attend the review session, and on the way dropped off his precious spaghetti.

The Review session was so boring, and I was starting to get really hungry. I even messaged Rurouni to ask when Chipotle closes on Sunday.

I finally got out of the review session, and I called Billyjoe to see if he wanted to eat. He did, but he wanted to go to freebirds. So I was like, OK, and I started walking to my car. I had to go to the bathroom, kinda urgently, so I walked into the closest building that I knew had bathrooms on the ground floor. It happened to be the Chem and Petro Engineering building. So I walk to the bathroom closest to me, and it turned out to be the women's room. I was like, "Crap!", cause that meant that the men's room was all the way on the other side of the building. I didn't feel like running, or waddling like a penguin, so I open the door a little and listen to any sounds of activity. Hearing none, I took my chances and went in quickly, and into the closest stall.

Upon finishing my business, I calmly walk to the exit and leave through the restroom door. And as luck goes in situations just as these, a girl walks by the entrance to the women's room door, and she sees me.

Talk about awkward. So I run to my car, and don't look her in the eye.

I got to free birds where I bought a super monster chicken. I ate like 60%, and saved the rest for lunch tomorrow. Hopefully my PDA keyboard will come in.

Saturday, 06/21/03

I thought tomorrow was going to be Monday. and I was like, crap! I have to wake up early for school! Crap! I have a test tomorrow! I haven't studied! But then I realized that tomorrow is Sunday. I didn't do much today, but Billyjoe and Rurouni came over and we went to Zio's. Then we gamed. End of story.

For some reason, I was thinking about how women want their romances to be like fairy tales, complete with prince charming. I think its funny. Almost all the stories about princes and princesses are always about trying to hook up and overcoming insurmountable odds, e.g. killing dragons, bushes, dwarves, and really tall towers. And this is why its all wrong:

#1, most girls aren't princesses.

#2, you notice how not a single fairy tale ventures beyond their marriage? "They got married and lived happily ever after."

You notice how they never talk about anything after that? That's because, while the writers are grounded firmly in fantasy, they aren't going to outright lie. And they aren't going to write about the spousal abuse, and the domestic violence and the psychological abuse which leads to divorce. And if the story starts off where they are married, its always about one trying to kill another, or they do succeed, and its about the child running away. Happily ever after my ass.

But of course, we're not fairy tale characters. We are people who live in a world solely based on compromise. It's just most of us don't know that.

I guess I'll start writing compromising tales, you know, where 2 not really attractive people meet in a singles bar, and how they decide to date each other cause they realize that they can't get any better, and through a life of compromise, and decent sex, they manage to stay married for a long time and have kids. And maybe they wont get divorced, and they'll live in their house and collect their social security supplemented by their 401k plans. The end.

Friday 06/20/03

Going to bed at 4:00 am to do homework, and then waking up at 6:30 to let the cat out, and then waking up again at 7:00 to get ready for school is as far as you can get to a "picnic".  Actually, its the farthest thing you can get to a "picnic". Anyway, I was like a zombie. So I bought a cafe mocha. Coffee. I rarely drink coffee cause it makes me edgy, upsets my stomach, and makes my heart race. Anyway, I managed to get through class, do as much homework as I could, and then I went home where I slept and studied. The guys wanted me to go eat, as well as come over and hang out, but I wasn't up for that. Exciting!

Thursday 06/19/03

Well, here I am. Back by popular demand. It's interesting to hear how many people actually read this drivel and find it entertaining. Seriously, I do this so I can remember what I did a few days ago, incase of cops or something. Alright here goes. Its been 4 months.

Today I had my physics II test. Christ that was hard. Not having a formula sheet sucks so much ass. I don't want to talk about it.

Afterwards, I had made plans to go to dinner with Aeris, and her friend Mari. For those of you who don't know, Aeris is the hottie from my physics 2 class at ACC. She reminds me of Courtney Cox and a little of Trinity from the Matrix. But all you need to worry about is that she's hot. Anyway, her friend didn't want to eat right away, so we had an hour or so to kill. We went back to my place to watch movies and play games. We watched The Animatrix and played some Gran Tourismo A-spec. Beetle racing! So her friend gets to the restaurant before we do, even though we were a lot closer, because we were too busy goofing off. So we get to the restaurant, and Aeris's friend is a hottie as well, and I was like, "this isn't happening. I must have died while I was taking the test."

Mari asked for a first available table, so we ended up getting a table outside. I was under the natural assumption that it's going to suck, but It didn't turn out that bad. There weren't any flies or mosquitoes. Since both Aeris and Mari are underage, I won't say how much, they both ordered virgin drinks. I thought it was funny cause Mari's drink looked like a glass of yellow water with a sprig of mint. Anyway, I thought it was going to be awkward .... awkward? that can't be how you spell "awkward". Oh well.  So I thought it it might be awkward, meeting new people and all, but Mari was real nice, and both Aeris and Mari are goofballs, just my type of girls. So fun was had by all.

All during the course of the night, big groups of nicely dressed hot girls kept coming  in and out of the restaurant. Not like, a party of 3-4, but like a party of 10-12. Since they were such a big group and I couldn't single out any specific one, I'm assuming they were all hot. I've never seen anything like this. Especially on a Thursday. Anyway, if anyone else would care to witness this, Thursday around 8 at The Cheesecake Factory.

The food was ok. I ended up taking most of my main course and my desert home.

Aeris and Mari's friend Jen's car battery died, so I helped them jump it. They were at Kingsolving. I then went home to do the homework that is due tomorrow.

Ok to sum it up:
Aeris = Hottie
Physics 2 = hard
Cheese Cake Factory on Thursdays around 8pm = Lots of Hotties
If you order the brownie sandwich, order only one, and share it among the whole table

Sunday, 02/09/03

Today I got a, "Wow, you're really honest! and Handsome!" well, the 2nd part I made up, but the first part is true. It's a good feeling. I wasn't going to go shopping today cause my neck and back hurts, but I went to get a haircut, and since I was out and about, I went to best buy to exchange Road to Rome since it didn't work properly. That's when I found out that Best Buy refunds the difference if something goes on sale! Both Road to Rome and the desk I bought yesterday were on sale. And I got $25 back! that's great! To think of all the money I could have saved! So then I also got 2 DVDs which were 14 each, but if you buy 2, you get them for 10 dollars. She had to ring them up separately from my refund, and she was like, $32.95, and I was like, "uh, no." and she went "Oh", and pushed a button, and the discount took effect. Then she was like, "$10.82", and I was like, "it's supposed to be $20", and I opened the ad, and showed her. So she charged me more, but I was called honest, which was good. Maybe I could have kept my mouth shut and bought the DVD's for $5 each, but then again, I wouldn't feel guilty.

Saturday, 02/08/03

Today I studied, and during my breaks, I played Undying. Later Dhead came over as well as Rurouni and Billyjoe. We were supposed to go to dinner and see Shanghai Nights. Instead, we went to dinner, and then to Best Buy, and then Fry's. I bought a desk for the new PC, and Road to Rome. Which is too Cool! Then we went to Fry's where Dhead bought a Playstation 2, accessories, and DDR Max. I got Ninja Assault.

Friday, 02/07/03

All week I was grappling with my dead car battery, my new computer that I am botching, and Pa3be. Anyway, I think I'm losing on all 3 fronts. Today I finally took it in to have the guys at Valiant PC look at it. Hopefully they'll treat me well.

Monday, 02/03/03

Owwww....... you shouldn't eat sauerkraut and then drink milk. I found out it will mess you up! To make cheese, you add acid to milk, and sauerkraut has lots of acid. Owwwww..............

Today, I left my lights on, and my battery was dead. Car. So I called and finally my friends came and helped me! Thanks to Rurouni and Ami.

On Joe Millionaire, if you want to get picked, you have to fool around to go onto the next round. No nookie, no diamond pendant. Sorry.

Hehehe! Today I bought a 180 GB hard drive, and I paid roughly $1 per gig. Woot! I also got a flat screen 19" monitor, and its pretty nice, for only $180! Well, those are rough figures, but its close. I should have a new PC by the end of the week. Woot!

Saturday, 02/01/03

Kitty woke me up earlier by licking me on my face. It's gross! I wonder why she wanted me up. Anyway, I went to Gamestop and I bought a bunch of $9.00 - $19.00 games, you know, the old stuff, or the sleeper stuff, or the old sleeper stuff. I actually got a bunch of good games that were surprising. I also got an $80.00 Robotech Veritech. It's the VF-1S which is the one flown by Roy Fokker before he was killed. Its pretty nice. It's more sturdy than the one that's broken in my room, but for $80, I'm kinda disappointed. I can play with it and all, but I'm afraid of breaking it.

I also picked up Panty Raider for $9.00. This was a game that received some attention, but fell off the radar. I had gone into Gamestop a long time ago with 2mon, and I was going to buy it, but was embarassed to buy it in the presence of a girl. Anyway, it had been bothering me for a long time, whether it was good or bad, or what. Actually, it hasn't, I just wanted to make it seem like it, but I was like, what the hell. So I got it, and I played it. OK, this game is bad on so many levels.

1. No nudity.
2. All it is is a re-vamped Deer Hunter clone
3. It is mind boggling short. All you have to do is take 3 pictures of a girl, and that's it.

I thought it was going to be more creative, but it wasn't. It was a deer hunter clone, you can set bait, calls, and shoot. And there's only 3 levels! Ah well, back to playing Emperor: Battle for Dune

Friday, 01/31/03

I made Turkey and gravy, creamed cheesy spinach, which was separated by a wall of rice. I thought it was good. The turkey was cold and the gravy was too, only because rurouni and billyjoe came late. The spinach was a tiny bit salty, but with the rice it was good. Pa3be didn't eat any of it, she didn't feel well, or she can't eat cheese, so I made her a hot dog. Yep, it was the test of my culinary skills.

Tuesday, 01/28/03

Today I helped Sherry and Billygoat move today. They have a lot of stuff for an apartment. I also got to see their house, which is nice. Its way out in the middle of nowhere, but its nice.

I'm so very very tired.

Monday, 01/27/03

Dont read if you still want to see Today's Joe Millionaire. It will be rebroadcast on Thursday.

OK OK! Before I forget!

Joe Millionaire lesson of the day:
1. Don't write yourself a check for a million dollars, and then show it to Joe M.
2. When the expensive jewelry comes out, don't lick your lips.
3. Don't wear a tank top over your bikini in the hot tub.

Wow, today's episode of Joe Millionaire was ground breaking. On his first date, after they were done with the planned stuff, Joe and Sarah were taking a walk by the pool. And then they started to get frisky. I wasn't paying attention, but they had subtitles of the words and sound that were going on. Remember it was pitch black. I assumed they were kissing, with all the kissing and slurping sounds. But then the girl asks him "would it be better lying down". And that got my attention. The following subtitles are not made up:

More or less in order

1. mmmmmm
2. oh yeah
3. hmmm
4. (slurp)
5. aaaahhhh
6. (slurp)
7. ooooooohhh
8. (gulp)

OK. So I'm not an expert on things, and I'm not 14 anymore, but come on! If that was what I thought it is, that was probably the first of that to ever be aired on TV in any fashion! But then again, maybe I forget things too easily. But I'm pretty sure I would remember something like that.

The rest of the show was good too. Now that they are down to the last 4 girls, the big guns come out. Every date, the contestants were wearing low cut tops, and they cant all be C-cups. I'm pretty sure some of the contestants armed themselves with Victoria's Secret patented Lift-Tech devices to further enhance the female form.

Did I mention that the first contestant gave Evan a blowjob?

Anyway, so on the date with Zora, blah blah, they go to a gazebo, and at the end, as a time killing fun thingy thing to do, he invites her into the hot tub while the other contestants are away. So Evan is undressing and he's half naked when all of a sudden the other contestants come home and discover him half naked. One even said "what the hell is going on?". So they explain, and the girls are like "oh", and Evan invites them in. So not to be outdone by Zora, they all don skimpy bikinis, and they all flirt like hell. One contestant which is like a B-C cup, wore an A cup bikini, and I have never seen that shape ever. Not that it was a bad shape.........

Now I can't think straight.

Anyway, Zora got pissed cause she thought the hot tub time was Evan and her's private time, but those girls were not going to be upstaged when bikinis were involved. I was surprised, and very disappointed, when none of the contestants took their top off and was nonchalant about it. Oh well. There's always next episode.

So it came down to 3 of the 4 girls. I thought Zora was going to be booted, for her unwillingness to play the flirting game. Sarah was a shoe in cause of the ....... (Sucky Sucky mmmmm gulp). And all through out the episodes, Evan was always talking about Mojo and how she was all that and a bag of chips, which left Melissa, the curly haired girl with big boobs and can't cook. Pa3be and I were sure previously, that Melissa was going to go all the way, but it looked bad for her, cause of their date and how it sucked cause they couldn't cook. The first 2 to be picked was Sarah, no surprise there, and then Zora, who I thought was going to be kicked. But then she was picked, and it left Mojo and Melissa. So I thought Melissa was going to be kicked, but Evan says, "It was nice to know you, or knowing you", or something like that to Mojo, and she's all smiling, and stuff, and then He picks Melissa. I guess writing herself a check for 1 Mil and then showing it to Evan sorta put her in the gold-digger pigeon hole.

Sunday, 01/26/03

I finally finished Black House  by King and Straub. I don't get how 2 people can write a book, but they can, and well. I read both books co authored by each of them, and both are masterpieces. Wow, such good books. If any of you need a Dark Tower fix, Black House is the way to go. If you don't know what the Dark Tower series is, you'd be doing yourself a big favor, and buy the 4 books that are currently out. Even though you don't like Horror, or you don't like King, this piece of work stands head and shoulders above everything else he's written, and above many things other people have written too. Let me sum it up, SAT style:

Star Wars is to George Lucas, as The Dark Tower is to Stephen King.

Except the scope and magnitude of The Dark Tower dwarfs the Star Wars universe. It is so large and grandiose. Do yourself a favor and pick up the books. The expensive fancy hardback versions. Not the crummy paperback. You'll thank yourself for it.

Today I made pancakes. Except I had a bunch of left over cheese from Friday, I threw a handful of shredded cheese into the batter. Boy was it good!

Saturday Evening, 01/25/03

So the PMCL duo came over tonight to help me finish off my chili. Yeah, its good in small servings, but we went way beyond small. I ended up throwing more away than eating. But that's ok. And now I'm going to eat healthy for at least this week. Rurouni will back me up.

Saturday, 01/25/03

Relationships.

Its in the morning but I feel like writing now. I was reading Something Awful, and on it, Emily, who I thought was the wife or fiancé of the headmaster of the site, wrote a post about breaking up with Rich Lowtax Kynanka, however thats spelled. Now, they wrote it in a humorous fashion, as everything is tried to be written in on Something Awful, but now I'm asking myself, did they really break up, or did they just made a post about it. Anyway, I guess it's depressing to find another couple who break up. Its all I hear now a days. People breaking up. Not getting together. And its just so weird how people break up when they have seemingly normal relationships. Back in my childhood, bad shit used to happen to people, they'd beat each other, they'd break stuff, they would go ape-shit, yet they still stayed together. Well, I guess that's due to the woman being poor and helpless, and can't survive on their own, that's why she stays, or some sense of ill conceived notion of love. Anyway, I'm on a tangent. I can understand if they cheated, or if one party hit the other party, repeatedly, or something truly dysfunctional.

But that's not the case in most of these break-ups. Most people just say, "it didn't work out, that we weren't right for each other". And do you know what I say? It's Fucking Bullshit. Actually, that needs to be on it's own line.

It's Fucking Bullshit.

Welcome to the 90's and 00's, where everyone has their head up their own asses, and they think that there's always something better. But it really doesn't matter who you are with. Relations are something you have to work on, where both parties have to change and sacrifice. Both parties have to learn and adapt. Most people just try and find someone that easily fits into their current situation, schedule, something that caters to what you have going on. And then they in turn don't conform or cater to their other. And when that goes wrong, they take the easy way out. Instead of sacrificing, which should be fundamental, or giving in, they just say, "Oh, didn't work out, goodbye." And then they go on to looking for another person.

Some people think that relationships are like 2 piece puzzles. You know, the flat cardboard kind, that usually have pictures of sceneries on them. They believe people are pieces from billions of different sets of 2 piece puzzles and that one day your going to find another piece of the puzzle that fits perfectly with you.

I think, and I hope I'm not the only one, that we are all puzzle pieces that never exactly fit together, but are close. And when the teeth come together, it doesn't stop there. Both sides of the puzzle piece change and adapt the size of their teeth, making curves, or increasing or decreasing size, until there is a perfect match. This process doesn't take a few minutes, days or years. It takes many years.

And most people don't want to make commitment like that. It's sad. It truly is.

BTW, this has nothing to do with me.

Friday, 01/24/03

Today I think I have condemned my friends, even Pa3be to a horrible death due to High Cholesterol and fat.

I made chili today, and I used 5 lbs of ground beef. I also used a whole package of meatballs. I would have used 2 if it would have fit into the pot. Which reminds me I need a huge stock pot, somewhere around 4-5 gallons. Anyway, I made chilli. I thought it was good. I wasn't really spicy, but nonethe less when mixed with cheese and crackers, it was good. Next time I scoop off more of the fat that rises to the top. I scooped 2 bowl fulls of dark red oil, and tomorrow, they will be solid bowls of fat.

Wednesday, 01/22/03

The Joe Millionaire Edition of my Journal:

If you were a contestant on Joe Millionaire,

1. Do not tell the other contestants you have a boyfriend, but want to "see how things go". They will KILL you.
2. If Joe Millionaire asks, "What do you think our future relationship will be", don't say "nothing"
3. Don't talk about spend Joe Millionaire's money on TV

If you were Joe Millionaire,

1. Don't pick a contestant just because she has a "hot bod"
2. Don't fool yourself that your going to get a wife out of this
3. Don't be a dumbass yourself

Tuesday, 01/21/03

...I really remember earlier in the day I had some interesting things to write, but...I'm coming up blank as I sit here and type. Maybe I can remember......

...Crap. See you folks tomorrow

Monday, 01/20/03

Today I set out to buy stamps so I can pay the bills. So instead of heading directly to the post office, I set about getting stamps in a round about fashion. I figure first that Kitty needs a new food dish since hers is too small and she ends up pushing all the food out of the bowl onto the floor. So I go to Linen and Things, where I saw a nice huge chrome/metal bowl. After doing 2 laps around the store, I couldn't find it, so I go to the container store which is nearby and I've never been. Well things were crazy there cause they were having their annual "elfa" sale, whatever that was. I didn't know they had designer European closets or something.

The Betty Crocker people actually emailed me back to my email. They gave me this huge ass list of grocery stores that stock strawberry. Being white trash and all, now that I shop at HEB, I would never have considered going to the aristocratic Randall's super market. So being close by to The Container Store, I go.

I had also wanted to make spaghetti, so I started shopping. I was looking at the prices, and in order to get the crazy discounts, you had to have a Randalls card. So big whoop you say, ooh, a whole 6 cents. Yeah, I thought so too, but its like a whole dollar! per LB of food stuff! So I stand in line and they hand over a card faster than the wait in line, which was good. Long story short, I bought $170 worth of food, and 6 boxes of Strawberry fruit by the foot. If you ever want fancy almond encrusted cheese spread with crackers, I'm your go to guy.

Since I was able to buy a book of stamps at the customer service counter at Randall's, I didn't need to visit the post office.

After putting away all those groceries, which was a lot, I started on the spaghetti.

Now, when I started making the spaghetti sauce, I guess I made a few "mistakes".

1. I "accidentally" put 3 lbs of ground beef into the pot to brown.
2. I "accidentally" put a lot of chilli powder
3. I "accidentally" reduced the sauce over and over until it was no longer red, but a nice brown
4. I "accidentally" put 72 meatballs into the sauce to cook.

Anyway, I did not make spaghetti sauce. Yet, I did not exactly make chili either. What resulted was a hybrid that took the best of both worlds. First, it was essentially chilli, with mushrooms, meatballs, and lots and lots of ground beef. There were onions, and hints of green peppers. It was a tiny bit sweet, and acrid. At one point, a layer of dark red oil was floating at the top. When I saw that, I was disappointed and delighted all at the same time. I was disappointed that I totally screwed up the pasta sauce, and I was totally delighted that I was accidentally making chili. Anyway, 5 hours later, I had something that I could scoop right into a bowl and eat, and it was good. Really good. I wish I hadn't bothered putting the spaghetti in. Cause Lydia always says you should finish your pasta in your sauce.

Those MRE's I bought last year were sitting in my car for a while, and they tell you that the shelf life is reduced at higher temperatures, and I remembered that its been warm recently, so I took them out of my car, and I decided to eat them for lunch. What do MRE's taste like you ask? I want to elaborate, but this post is getting too long, and I want to play Sim City 4, which by the way, I lost the instruction manual to. Anyway, MRE's are edible. especially if your in a far away land, in a trench, and people are shooting you, they are ok. Its just that they put a chemical or preservative in it. I've tasted it before, but in a fruit snack or something sweet, and it doesn't go with the breaded chicken patty in tomato sauce with shells.

OK. Done for now. Talk more about MRE and Spaghetti and Joe Millionaire later.

Tuesday, 01/14/03

School.

For lunch we went to Possee East. Now I am going on a diet, so I ordered the "Taco Salad". Well, let me tell you that for someplaces, salad is a very loose designator. I was expecting a taco bowl filled with veggies, and maybe a light drizzle of taco meat and shredded cheese. This is what I got. About 1 cm of lettuce on the bottom topped with about 3 inches of chilli and cheese. not shredded cheese either, it was melted nacho cheese stuff. On top of that, there was the melted cheese bleeding out from the bottom, or maybe they spooned some onto the plate and then put the taco bowl ontop of that. Suffice to say, I accidentally ate it all.

With best of luck, Pa3be will become a proctor at the PMCL. Yaay! Now she can stop bugging me about a real job!

I can't find a keyboard attachment for my PDA/Cellphone! It sucks! I want to type! and be Leet!

I actually emailed Betty Crocker and asked where the hell can I find some strawberry flavored fruit by the foot, and not that crap color by the foot or that berry tye=dye flavor. Lets see what happens.

I got SimCity 4 today. I am very impressed with the product, except that it should be called: "The Sims: City". First the user interface looks just like the sims user interface. There are even sims you can create and let wander throughout your city, and by listening to their sim-bitching, you can figure out what's wrong. You also have these quantifiers like crime, and healthcare and pollution that look and work just like The Sims 8 main motives: hunger, energy, etc. And there's a big green bar, like your overall happiness of your Sim, but it relates to how good of a mayor you are.

Next, they will apply the Sims to counter-strike, where you will get to raid people's houses by kicking in their Glass-O-Matic sliding doors, and throwing in a Smoke-Tech flashbang and shoot suspects. All while listening to muzak, and making sure your armor comfort level stays green!

And then they will make a SimCraft 3, where you will create sims with needs and characteristics, and you will make groups of them, and send them to build houses, and restaurants and such to meet the onslaught of incoming sims. Click on a sim unit, and you will be greeted by a "Como Snada?", not too unlike "SCV ready!"

After that who know!

Monday, 01/13/02

Today was the First day of school. I only have one class. In class there was this hot well endowed girl, and I was like, "Hey, this isn't so bad! Having her in my class sure will take the edge off!" and then the professor puts up the slide, and announces, "Welcome to CS 345". She promptly gets up and leaves. Dang. So then I look away and there's a short haired girl with chestnut colored hair. And I'm thinking, "Ok, maybe it isn't so bad.", and then she turns around and it's a guy. And not even a pretty guy at that. Anyway I installed a bunch of games on my PDA to relieve the boredom.

The Week Before School

After I beat Suikoden III, I sorta didn't have anything to do, so I went into the lab and helped out with the network stuff. We installed software, moved computers and stuff.

Wednesday, 01/08/03

Today I had a dream I went to Furr's. I went and got my Assumed Business Name, Paintball Newbies, and it's corresponding tax id. I now legally own a business. I was close to campus, so I too Billygoat to Furr's, except it was closed. As in out of business. So then we went to Hooters cause it was close by. Yeah, it was awful. Just awful.

So then Kamuii was going to come up from Houston to spend some time with me. Also, Jetbabee wanted to play Starcraft with the gang, since she started playing, and we wanted to be nice.

Now I'm not good at Starcraft, but I played to be nice and friendly, especially since my friend had come up to visit, I was putting him aside to spend maybe some time with Jetbabee and Moobob. So I'm playing, and I'm doing pretty for my skill, when Lichee turns traitor on me, and kills all of my units, and with great ease, since I was allied with him, and my units wouldn't attack his. Anyways, I quit since there was no point.

I went back to playing with my friend who was visiting, and Lichee starts messaging me. Now I wasn't pissed to begin with, but I am now. I mean I had moved on, I was spending time with my friend, but he wouldn't let up.  Most of the message was sent to me while I was playing battlefield 1942. Here's the message log Trillain conveniently saves:

[23:14] lichee man: did u save the replay?
[23:21] lichee man: .....ok. well i heard you werent too pleased about that traitor thing. what is it? your record?
[23:21] lichee man: is that what you are worreid about?
[23:23] lichee man: ok now. i know you are there

OK. Like I said before. I don't play a lot. Actually, It's been a few years. And when I come back, immediately somebody stabs me in the back. On top of that Lichee is being insulting. I was taking time away from Kamuii to play with Jetbabee and Leo, and actually that was the only game of night cause we were having connection problems.

[23:29] lichee man: well anyways. i apologize. i never really do that....but for some reason...i was just messing around and decided to kill your guys. i wasnt intending to go further....but it seemed you insinuated the war. anyways....ttyl
[23:32] *** lichee man signed off at Wed Jan 08 23:32:00 2003.
Session Close (lichee man): Thu Jan 09 00:19:31 2003

I insinuated the war? I guess by supporting his units and building a lot to help win, that would be insinuating war. And I guess I should accept his apology, except...

Session Start (AIM - gdlgrey:lichee man): Thu Jan 09 01:05:59 2003
[01:05] lichee man: ok. it seems to me you are being a baby about this all
[01:06] lichee man: say something....
[01:06] lichee man: it is a FREAKIN game man

Yeah, I'm being a baby. That is something, first he betrays me, then he insults me. That sure is the way to go.

[01:06] GDL Grey: I was playing battlefield with a friend
[01:06] lichee man: i dont do that all the time. in fact...ive never done taht
[01:06] lichee man: ok. well it seems you are pissed
[01:06] lichee man: for no reason

Yeah, I guess I should have no reason to be pissed when my teammates betray me, especially since they never do it. I mean, what was I thinking, trust my teammates to cooperate and not back stab me. I guess I set my aspirations too high.

[01:06] GDL Grey: I was only playing starcraft to be nice to pam but you know.....
[01:07] GDL Grey: I'm not pissed at all...err whats your problem?
[01:07] lichee man: yeah well you seemed a bit pissed after i took you out
[01:07] lichee man: cuz everyone is saying you are pissed
[01:07] lichee man: and i couldnt disagree
[01:07] GDL Grey: you can ask my friend...I wasn't pissed...
[01:07] lichee man: you werent replying back and u left pretty fast
[01:08] lichee man: oook. but just to let you know...i dont do that all the time and either way...you shouldnt be pissed about something like that anyways, it was just amongst friends.

Yeah, after my teammates betray me, I like to hang around and see what else they're going to do. And I guess I'm totally wrong cause feeling pissed when you teammates betray you is unacceptable. And wanting to play with my friends who don't betray me is also unacceptable, especially since they drove up from Houston to see me. And that wasting 20 minutes of my time and effort is OK, cause you know, time is infinite, and I dont have better things to do. And also, its ok to be betrayed, because its amongst friends. See, if you betray some total stranger, they'll just stop associating with you, maybe even block you or ignore you, but if its your friend, it's ok! cause that's what friends are for, to dump on.I guess I should have hung around and patted him on the back, "You sure tricked me good! I never saw that coming! Wow!". I mean its one thing to betray me, but then to make himself feel better about it and act  like it was my fault? I guess to Lichee it's no big deal. But like he said he's never done that before. So I guess it must have

Anyway, my time and effort was wasted, I was insulted twice, and I was made to seem like I was the one in the wrong. On top of that I had to hang around and answer to him.

Tuesday 01/07/03

Well, I finally did it. I beat Suikoden III. What a beautiful game. At the end, I had played for 100+ hours, but I don't feel that was long enough. I didn't get a chance to get to know the characters better, and some characters I didn't even get to play! But I had lots of fun with it. I didn't do anything else today.

Monday 01/06/03

I took Pa3be to the orthodontists today, then we played the Sims Online. Afterwards we went to Zio's to celebrate Rurouni's B-Day. Even Mon showed up! I had the fried shrimp scampi! But they messed up the order and brought some sort of chicken scallopini. Anyway.

Sunday 01/05/03

Videogames. Simpsons

Saturday 01/04/03

Laundry

Friday, 01/03/03

I played games, watched TV, ate food. I learned today how important it is to back up your PDA. It seems I was able to crash my PDA/Cellphone. But at least I managed to get it onto the internet. Its pretty cool, but the display and stuff is messed up. Pa3be has been playing her keyboard and is learning "Fur Elise". So I'm probably not going to see her for a long time. I'm sure I'll be able to make do without her. "I don't a need a Pa3be, anyway!", "No need a Pa3be!"

Thursday 01/02/03

Today, I took Pa3be to school so she could drop off her Grad school applications. Then we went to the CO-OP to get books. I only had to buy one. Then we went back to my place where I made the cheapest meal on earth. Pa3be helped me clean, and we watched "Back to the Future". I like that movie. I dunno about Pa3be. She really was creeped out by the whole "mom hitting on her son" stuff. I was just bumming around doing this and that. I beat MOHAA Spearhead. I really think that game took a lot of ideas from Band of Brothers. Especially the Battle of the Bulge Episode.

Wednesday 01/01/03

Happy New Year!

Except it wasn't that happy. It was pretty suck. Also, it's 2003, and we still have things like pollen and allergies. What the hell have scientists been doing all this time? Jeez, on top of that we still don't have a cure for cancer. Oh well. So I wish everyone else has a happy new year, and I didn't make a resolution cause I didn't feel like it. It's really windy. Oh yeah, I got the PDA Cell phone I mentioned last year. It's very sweet. A friend of mine who shall remain anonymous, got a cell phone a while ago, and it has the gayest ring tones. Seriously, even the default ring is gay. And to make it worse, they can't download any new ones. But mine on the other hand..... I can have any ring tone I want. Its so sweet. It can even have porn!